Sarcasticmc Stories

Seventeen-year-old Lia navigates high school with a sharp tongue and an even sharper mind-memorizing footsteps, decoding voices, and refusing to let her blindness define her. But when a heated rivalry with Brittany, the school's charismatic but guarded queen bee, twists into something deeper, Lia's world tilts on its axis. As their unexpected connection grows, so does the backlash-from Noah, Lia's childhood friend turned jealous bystander, and a school that loves labels more than truth. Between whispered rumors, brutal honesty, and fragile trust, Lia must ask: Can you truly love someone if you've never seen them? And does it matter, when their touch speaks louder than words? A fierce, radiant YA novel about rewriting the rules-of love, identity, and what it means to see someone for the first time.

I read a cliché MM romance novel. I roasted it. I fell asleep. Now I'm inside it. Unfortunately, I'm not the male lead. I'm not the love interest either. I'm a background character with three lines, zero relevance, and a tragic fate if I sneeze near the plot. My plan? ✔ Stay irrelevant ✔ Avoid romance tropes ✔ Complete the system's tasks ✔ Go home The problem? The system is a sassy, unhelpful diva who keeps assigning suspiciously romantic tasks, the male lead will not stop staring at me, and the universe keeps throwing "accidental" skinship, one-bed situations, and emotional bonding moments directly at my face. I refuse to fall in love. I refuse to become important. I refuse to be the love interest. ...So why is the exit option suddenly asking if I'm sure I want to leave? A self-aware, trope-mocking MM romance where the main character does everything in his power not to be loved- and fails anyway. ©COPYRIGHT NOTICE © 2026 Aria Rae. All rights reserved. No part of this work may be copied, shared, or translated without the author's written permission. This story is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to real people, events, or situations is purely coincidental.

A story about a girl who was seemingly cheerful but at the same time questioning her existence and searching for thrill.After loosing the two most important people in her life she was broken but in a faraway land and adventure waits for her when she finds that she is a prodigy. She meets new people who shape her , experiences more than she could ever imagine . She also meets someone she never thought would be fond of. Follow our protagonist on her journey in The Land of Herlius. P.S. This story may contain sensitive topics like Self degradation, self hate, depression, Trauma, Gore etc.

Dahlia Ashford never expected her junior year to turn her world upside down. What began as a typical friendship with her best friend's older brother, Owen, soon starts to feel like something more- something confusing and impossible. Owen has always teased her, but lately, there's a spark in his eyes that makes Dahlia question everything she thought she knew about their relationship. As their bond deepens, Dahlia finds herself grappling with emotions she never expected and situations that might destroy everything she's ever had with him. With her heart caught between friendship and something more, Dahlia must navigate the messy, complicated world of love, loyalty, and self-discovery. But falling in love with Owen might just be the one thing that blows her life to pieces.

Powerful enough to end kingdoms, a broken teen is forced to choose between darkness... and love.

Good morning, I'm Kalliope Aoidós (yes, spelled like this: Καλλιόπη Ἀοιδός... pretty impressive, right?), Technical Account Manager at a company in... well, I'm sure you don't really need my CV for this. Let's try again. Hey, I'm Kalliope Aoidós, and I've got a little problem. Okay, more like an incurable, family-heritage problem. Technically, it's genetic-something my family has been conveniently passing down for centuries. One of my great-great-great-great-grandparents thought it was totally appropriate to insult his muse, calling her a "good-for-nothing" and a "sellout." How charming, right? Too bad that muse was THE Muse after whom I'm named. Apparently, she's not exactly the warm and fuzzy type. So why on earth do I have the honor of carrying the name of the one who cursed my entire family tree? Oh, that was my grandmother's brilliant idea. In a way, they "sacrificed" me to her by giving me her name, hoping it would change her mind about the curse. Spoiler alert: It didn't. So here I am, just like hundreds of my ancestors, stuck in the same lovely swamp. I'm a Book Jumper or, as my grandmother (who has a flair for dramatic epithets) likes to call me, a βιβλιοποδητής, which basically means "walker of books." And these are my stories. Or, more accurately, my delightful misadventures. Copyright 2025 AnemoneMarino. All Rights Reserved. Note: All the pictures I've used in this story are not mine; they belong to their respective owners. The cover and banners are made by me.

I was born a prince. Which is hilarious-because I'm also the biggest disappointment in vampire history. In the Phantom Dimension, every vampire waits for the Depinox Period- (aka vampire puberty )the glorious moment when wings rip out, fangs descend, and power floods your veins. Royal families throw parties. Legends are born. When mine came? Nothing. No wings. No powers. No dramatic glow-up. Not even a one tiny fang. I stayed the same. Same height. Same face. Same useless body. Turns out I wasn't a late bloomer-I was a lampir. A failed vampire who would never transform. The L.A.K. (Lampir Assassination Knights) exist for one reason: to erase lampirs like me. There's only one loophole in their merciless law(which is stupid as it sounds):-if a human who hates vampires agrees to keep you, your life is spared. Ridiculous rule. Impossible odds. Until someone actually said yes. Aunt Louise. Human. Brave. Slightly insane. And completely unaware of the chaos she just adopted. Now I'm being ripped from everything I know and sent to Earth-specifically Marble City, a place full of humans, secrets, and zero tolerance for creatures like me. To vampires, I'm a disgrace. To humans, I'm a freak. I don't belong in either world. Between high school drama and the terrifying new normal of human life, I must hide what I am. But in a city of millions, the most dangerous secret of all is my own. Can a prince with no crown, no fangs, and no future ever find where he belongs?

A bold, deadpan, sarcastic british heiress gets bitten by her own unending curiosity, and gets sent to a boarding school all the way in small town Brookridge- Evermere Prep for the gifted. Except she doesn't know how she's suddenly gifted and why she's being haunted by unwanted friends, alliances, a long lost aunt and a 70's ghost who won't leave her alone.

From the largest elephant to the smallest shrew, the city of Zootopia is a mammal metropolis where various animals live and thrive. When Judy Hopps (Ginnifer Goodwin) becomes the first rabbit to join the police force, she quickly learns how tough it is to enforce the law. Determined to prove herself, Judy jumps at the opportunity to solve a mysterious case. Unfortunately, that means working with Nick Wilde (Jason Bateman), a wily fox who makes her job even harder and Alexander Smith(David Faustino), A Elagant Leopard who Just Loves Adventures, He is a Detective at the ZPD

Being the perfect daughter? Golden student? Sweet little doll? Yeah-never me. I'm Maddy, 15, caught in an arranged engagement I didn't ask for, stuck in a school crawling with backstabbers and fake smiles. Everyone thinks I'm perfect. They don't see the bullying, the pressure, or the boys who keep messing with my head. This year? I'm done playing nice. A public prank wrecks my reputation. An old crush returns. Secrets get exposed. And the people I trusted most? They turn on me. It's not a glow-up story. It's a breakdown. In real time. If you're watching... I hope you choke on the tea. ✦ School drama ✦ Arranged marriage ✦ Enemies-to-lovers ✦ Messy boys, darker secrets Will I survive the year-or burn it all down first?

Yaara never planned to fall in love. She only wanted to survive her first year in hostel with her bold energy, sarcastic comebacks, and reckless Friday night adventures. But one prank call gone wrong brings Rowan - the boy she thought she hated - crashing into her life.

Enemies to lovers (possibly?) Addison has one rule: avoid the main characters. She's perfectly fine being the background extra in her own high school story - hoodie up, chocolate milk in hand, garlic bread as emotional support. No drama. No clichés. Definitely no "mysterious transfer student with tragic eyes" sitting next to her. But then Hikaru Nakamura shows up. And Avery - perfect hair, perfect laugh - joins the same class. And Jackson, the school's resident chaos magnet, suddenly notices her after one clumsy accident in the hallway. Now Addison's worst nightmare is happening: She's being dragged into a love triangle she never auditioned for. Armed only with sarcasm, self-awareness, and a strong refusal to participate in this rom-com nonsense... Addison might just have to survive being the unwilling heroine of a story she never wanted. All she's ever wanted is to be invisible.

Rhea Mehra never cared about Crestview Public School's social ladder, viral reels, or who brought biryani to lunch. But when she's assigned Locker No. 13-the one that's been locked for years-she unlocks more than just dusty books. She awakens Tanya Malhotra, a ghost with perfect eyeliner, deadly secrets, and a killer grudge. Now Rhea's stuck with a clingy spirit, a creepy school history, and a suspiciously hot new guy who might be seeing things too. Surviving 12th grade was already hard... add a ghost bestie with mood swings and it's pure chaos.

Welcome to England's most elite boarding school-- Blackthorne Academy -think Ivy League bootcamp with less freedom than a prison and uniforms starched enough to cut glass. Officially, there's no alcohol, no smoking, no dating, and definitely no fun. Unofficially? The Alphas run the place like a mafia, smuggling contraband, throwing wild parties in the dorms, and deciding who gets to survive the school year with their reputation intact. Everyone plays along. Everyone stays quiet. Then there's Rain Weather. She's sarcastic, blunt to the point of offensive, and was once suspended for mixing vodka into her apple juice bottle like it was no big deal. Everyone thought she'd been expelled for good-until her ridiculously wealthy CEO dad bought her way back in. Now she's returned, snark intact, and finds herself with the perfect side project: figuring out what really happened to Jenna Rivers, the school's golden girl who turned into a cautionary tale. Rain isn't here to play hero. She's here to stir things up, get under the Alphas' skin, and maybe find a truth no one wants uncovered. Because if the school thinks they can bury secrets forever, Rain's about to prove them wrong-with a smirk, a flask, and absolutely zero patience for authority.

Quinn Collins and Ivy Lee in short words,have been kidnapped. One girl is waiting for her Prince Charming to save her The other girl however is attempting to find a way out ,by any means possible. These girls are complete opposites from each other. Even though they are best friends. Though there are some things they see eye to eye and those are the things that matter. Anyways they try to escape these amateurs and their stupid questions until well love at first sight. Not with the real real kidnapper though, that would just be weird. And you'll have to read to find out what happens next but it's a rollercoaster of plot twists and emotions. Some people are even being accused of being crazy. Not to say that it's not true though. Anyways I hope y'all like it =D By the way There is a whole lot of swearing And weird moments But its really funny

I didn't want to go to the pool party. I didn't want to be on Twitch. And I definitely didn't plan to be the girl RayAsianBoy was looking at like I just unplugged his router mid-stream. I came for moral support and maybe a slice of pizza. Now the group chat's blowing up, TikTok's editing me into thirst traps, and apparently I "broke the internet" by existing. I didn't flirt. I didn't dance. I barely talked. But I guess that's enough these days. This isn't a love story. This is what happens when the one person who didn't want to be noticed... gets noticed anyway.

With a full shark tail that's impossible to hide and an attitude as sharp as his teeth, Shiro's never fit in with humans, not that they're trying to. But when a winged boy, a some what mean- or sarcastic woman and a girl with a camera (and way too many questions) show up on the beach, his quiet life in Japan gets... complicated. They're curious. He's annoyed. And keeping his distance? That's getting harder by the day. They're not a monster. They're not a myth. They're just tired. Dive into Shiro's world where the sea is home, strangers are trouble, and even a shark person has a soft side... buried somewhere deep.

He lost his eyes years ago. They came back, but they don't feel like his. Aiden Anaré, a teen with a broken past, thought he had escaped the horrors of his childhood. But when the cult that took him resurfaces to finish what they started, he and his only friend, Veronica, are forced into a desperate fight for survival. With unknown powers in their disposal, and horrors beyond their comprehension on the hunt, will they succumb to the darkness or will their trust in each other be their salvation?

Aaluu aluu- So this is a story about a guy who was just trying to survive freelance gigs, caffeine withdrawals, and crippling self-doubt-until he accidentally got dragged into a fake date that turned into a real storm. It's about a girl who says too little and means too much. It's about walking into rich people's homes with a bouquet you can't afford, messing up art competitions, being called "bhabhi" way too early, and falling in love with someone who refuses to call it that. It's not the clean kind of romance. It's messy, inconvenient, confusing. But it's real. And as for me? I'm just a broke, caffeine-driven smoker throwing a part of my brain onto your screen. Hope it makes you laugh. Hope it makes you feel. Hope it stays with you a little longer than it should. No one cares about that tbh anyways enjoy.

All I wanted was to grab stuff from the top shelves. What I got instead? A 5'10 phone-addicted menace who thinks he's charming. We bumped into eachother at the grocery store and now ughh!! he's everywhere!! I'm sarcastic, he's smug. He teases, I tease backkkk!! He's helpful...still annoying and maybe he's cute..just a maybe you know. Ughh! I never asked for shelf help. But maybe I need it. A tall boy. A short girl. Some top shelves and several unresolved emotions.