Sarcasticprotagonist Stories

A Warriors fan story about a city cat who runs from a gang and ends up in Clan territory-where things only get messier.

FNaF: Sister Location fanfiction | Horror | Thriller | Slightly unhinged vibes Being nineteen and broke is already a nightmare. Add in a haunted underground animatronic facility and now you're living the dream-if your dream involves vents, homicidal robots, and a talking AI that doesn't care if you die.💀 Meet ✨Ava✨, the new night guard at Circus Baby's Entertainment & Rental. She thought this would be an easy paycheck: check wires, reboot systems, don't die. Easy, right? Wrong.🙃 Because behind every corner is a metallic monster with too many teeth and not enough chill. There's something lurking in the vents (hi, Ennard), the lights have trust issues, and Ava is armed with nothing but sarcasm, a flashlight, and the questionable life choices that got her here. Adrenaline? Check.✨ Screaming? Probably.😀 Paycheck? Still pending.😭 If she survives five nights in this death trap, she might just figure out what really happened in the dark beneath the surface... assuming she makes it past night one.👏👏😆

My name's Ray Streights. Sixteen. Ambitiously underachieving. Mildly ostracized. Definitely exhausted. I live in the post-biowar Dome City of Vluephire, where stepping outside gets you eaten by humanoid bugs and stepping out of line gets you side-eyed by your entire high school. Things I currently have going for me: • A scar that tingles before a major accident • A voice in my head offering unsolicited murder assistance • Amber eyes that scream, "Please quarantine me." • A squad that either ignores me or wants me dead • Oh, and amazing physical parameters, according to Nash Also: I may have hallucinated a tar-soaked girl... except she keeps showing up in real life. So that's fun. All I wanted was to please Coach Barion, survive Lyre's birthday without triggering a breach, and *maybe-maybe-*finally learn the truth about me from my secretive geneticist of a father. But nope. Now I'm one emotional breakdown away from starring in my own horror movie-with bonus government secrets, a slow-burn situationship, and a mantis demon from hell. Survival rating: 2 out of 10. Would not recommend.

Jamie, a 28 year old diabetic falls into a fantasy world with only 1 humalog insulin pen and 1 lantus insulin pen. She needs to get home before she runs out but the people she meets think she is part of a prophecy. She doesn't have enough medication to last a quest length of time! Can she get home before her medication runs out or will she die in a world that seems set on making her life as hard as possible?

An amnesiac persona user whom has an Evoker somehow ends up stuck on Gameindustri with amnesia with the only thing he knows being that he can't return. Later he will be known by many titles such as: "Suicidal Maniac", "The Man In Red" and even "The Wild Card".

Roze is the middle child in a house where everyone is loud, everyone is right, and everyone expects her to listen. Her father argues like it's a sport. Her elder sister fights for "women's rights" - unless it's Roze asking for them. Her mother agrees with society in public and rebels in secret. Her younger brother claims he supports equality... while enjoying all the privileges of being "the only boy." Roze? She doesn't shout. She doesn't argue. She escapes. Not by running away - but by turning her mind into a cinema hall. One moment she's washing dishes. The next, she's a warrior queen. Or a detective. Or a singer. Or a superhero. Every boring chore turns into an entry scene. Every insult becomes plot development. Roze may be ordinary in reality... But in her head, she's the lead actress of unlimited universes. This is not just her story - It's the story of every girl who was told to "adjust." Who stayed silent in real life... but replied perfectly in imagination. Welcome to Roze's world. Population: One girl. Infinite versions. ---

She didn't die heroically. There was no tragic backstory, no truck accident, and certainly no grand sacrifice. Just a banana peel, a sharp rock, and a sarcastic so-called "Novel God." Now reincarnated into a boring romance novel she never even finished-one filled with obsessive men, over-the-top drama, and zero action-Seraphina (formerly someone with a perfectly average life) must survive a world she never wanted to be part of. With snark, stubbornness, and a burning desire to escape the story, she'll challenge fate itself. But the rules are clear: find your true name or get killed by one of the novel's strongest characters to return home. Can she change a plot she never cared about? Or will the novel rewrite her?

Set in the tumultuous 1960s, Somewhere Between the Beatles and the Bomb is a witty and raw coming-of-age story about Lucy, a sharp-tongued teenage girl allergic to conformity. While others chase popularity and traditional notions of romance, Lucy navigates high school on her own terms, clashing with her parents and the era's rigid expectations. She fiercely defends her bullied friends-a brilliant Black girl and another grappling with her identity in a time of silence-and finds herself drawn to the quiet, observant boy who sees beyond her sarcastic facade. This funny, deeply relatable novel explores growing up authentically in a world determined to define you.

Terrestria, a world of magic and mundane has had a history of long standing war between the three renowned factions inhabiting it. Humans were no longer highest on the food chain. The mutants and the elementals had now taken their place as apex predators and easily became the greatest threat to mankind. The mutants, however, labeled more dangerous for their sporadic and diverse set of abilities were deprived of their basic rights and were subsequently held in check by both the elementals and humans alike. Eva Grey, living illegally as a human despite being a mutant, is struggling to survive the remainder of her college years without getting discovered. But pretending to be a human can only get so difficult with the city plagued by a serial killer targeting women with the same profile as her. Now Eva has to juggle between her internship, avoiding imminent death and keeping her identity a secret especially with a very determined Detective, Alex Powell, on her case.

𝐂𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄 𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐀𝐔𝐋𝐓 had the most boring, average, run-of-the-mill life anyone could ever have. She was a 29-year old administrative assistant living in the suburbs of Paris - and her daily life was mundane, filled with paperwork and other boring tasks, along with a side of work based depression and unpaid therapy sessions in her pocket, she was miserable. On Wednesday, 2021, 17th of October, Camille experienced a most extraordinary experience - her own death. She had been walking through the streets, only to get hit by a caravan. The last thing she saw before her untimely demise was the red-and-blue flashing of ambulance lights. Just when she thought life was done with her, she finds herself in a new world - unmistakably like hers, but with weird anomalies - such as the fact that the Sun did not rise from the east, or the fact that there was an organisation called the 'Monster Hunting And Containment Agency', or M.H.C.A for short, or the even stranger fact that people did not seem to be able to see her. Days later, Camille finds herself surrounded by a team of professional hitmen from the M.H.C.A. Now, she has to navigate through the confusing laws and principles of this new world and find a way to return to her own world, all while being contained by the M.H.C.A.

Open Novella Contest 2026

Good morning, I'm Kalliope Aoidós (yes, spelled like this: Καλλιόπη Ἀοιδός... pretty impressive, right?), Technical Account Manager at a company in... well, I'm sure you don't really need my CV for this. Let's try again. Hey, I'm Kalliope Aoidós, and I've got a little problem. Okay, more like an incurable, family-heritage problem. Technically, it's genetic-something my family has been conveniently passing down for centuries. One of my great-great-great-great-grandparents thought it was totally appropriate to insult his muse, calling her a "good-for-nothing" and a "sellout." How charming, right? Too bad that muse was THE Muse after whom I'm named. Apparently, she's not exactly the warm and fuzzy type. So why on earth do I have the honor of carrying the name of the one who cursed my entire family tree? Oh, that was my grandmother's brilliant idea. In a way, they "sacrificed" me to her by giving me her name, hoping it would change her mind about the curse. Spoiler alert: It didn't. So here I am, just like hundreds of my ancestors, stuck in the same lovely swamp. I'm a Book Jumper or, as my grandmother (who has a flair for dramatic epithets) likes to call me, a βιβλιοποδητής, which basically means "walker of books." And these are my stories. Or, more accurately, my delightful misadventures. Copyright 2025 AnemoneMarino. All Rights Reserved. Note: All the pictures I've used in this story are not mine; they belong to their respective owners. The cover and banners are made by me.

Y/N was just an ordinary guy-obsessed with Solo Leveling, Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint, and Jujutsu Kaisen. His life revolved around reading manhwa, watching anime, and imagining what it would be like to be part of those worlds. But when a freak accident ends his life, he wakes up in a new world... not just any world, but a strange fusion of his favorite stories. Reborn as Kim Dokja in the world of Solo Leveling, Y/N quickly realizes something's off-he's been granted the powers of Megumi Fushiguro, the Ten Shadows Technique at his command, and a mysterious Gaming System guiding his every move. His first encounter with danger? A low-level dungeon run gone wrong, with a certain E-rank Hunter leading the team. But when Y/N lays eyes on him, his jaw drops-Sung Jinwoo... is a woman?! With the future uncertain and timelines tangled, Y/N must level up, uncover the truth, and decide whether to follow the path he once read... or forge a new one. (Disclaimer: This is a fan-made work inspired by Solo Leveling (by Chugong), Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint (by Sing Shong), and Jujutsu Kaisen (by Gege Akutami). All original characters, concepts, and settings belong to their respective creators. This story is purely for entertainment purposes and is not intended for commercial use. The appearance of gender-swapped characters and crossover elements is purely fictional and meant to explore an alternate universe. Please support the official releases!)

She never pretended to be one of them. She's a predator. Always has been. But when Julianna inserts herself into a town cursed by power, sacrifice, and war, she never expects one annoying, anxious human to become the only thing standing between her and the edge. He's not part of the plan. But he might just be the only reason she doesn't burn it all down around her. This is a work of fanfiction based on the television series Teen Wolf created by Jeff Davis. All rights to the original characters, settings, and story elements belong to their respective owners. This story features original characters, including Julianna Langley, and original plot elements that are the creative property of the author. No copyright infringement is intended. This work is purely for entertainment and fan enjoyment. Please do not reproduce, sell, or claim this work as your own.