Sardonic Stories

Journal of a mother-Me-who's often frantically frazzled and doesn't make sense. Why would anyone read that, you ask? Well, maybe they are frantically frazzled too.

Blinked into a new reality, zoologist Richard Speltzer is met by a talking horse who informs the dumbfounded animal lover that he too is a creature of magic. Richard embarks on a journey through a miraculous dreamland featuring talking animals, people with pointy ears, and the ugliest monsters he's ever seen, all the while wondering when he's gonna wake up.

Merry Christmas...Merry Christmas ringing in.... Everywhere..In every domain of the Churches.... Around the World...on the holy day of December.. 25th..to celebrate the holy birthday of Jesus Christ. The holy advent of..... The God's son..to enlighten the World with love.. To make the World a peaceheaven of peace... And bliss through love and yeomen services for... The poorest of poor..suffered and shattered....... Humanity....but sardonic enough that every human..should realise Love has to hurt..Every yeomen service from..... Philanthropic view has to be questioned in this... Queer..self interested..money drunk World....... It is shockingly surprising to ponder over the passion.... Of...Christ..was tortured....imprecated...... Misinterpreted....Lord Jesus was tortured... Crucified....none of noble disciples came forward... To save him from the clutches of intolerable.... Torture.... The greatest sacrifice for the mankind... To salvage humanity from the clutches of sins.... And cruelty....Today...if we look closely at the.... World...we shall see the frame of mind of mankind In the problem packed World.. has been changed...... Human values totally lost..fellow feeling abused.. Worshipping and praying for storing up wealth... In abundance.. for self interest...rather than.... Philanthropy for the upliftment of mankind... Millions of depressed people are dying........ struggling against gagging poverty but a section..of Politics minded people diurnally playing a dirty.. Game of power...making people of a nation.. Scapegoat with some false promises to capture... Power...Oh Lord! Thy major sacrifice for........ Enlightening the world with love and fellow feeling.. Is obliterated from the money drunk world of today..

Tui, a transmasculine teenage pessimist stumbles across alien researchers disguised as his neighbours. Instead of killing him, they choose him for their study to decide if humanity is ready to integrate with galactic society. No pressure.

Destined for greatness only to bring death, Ahku attempts to save the future of humanity during the Great Cataclysm, all the while hunted by and elite group of Demigods, a 19 year old girl assassin working out of Japan and an quantum ship with advanced Artificial Intelligence capabilities named ADAM. Can Ahku escape with the help of his sentient drone Darius and construct the worlds most important yet dangerous device ever conceived? A surreal space opera like nothing you've encountered before...

Seven, a sophisticated, psychotic, teenage boy suspected for killing his parents while they slept. After word got out via news and medias, every school he enrolled in haunted him with his dark past. His Aunt, an alcoholic and abusive widow, adopted him and his little sister, Nine after the incident although a foster home would have been healthier. Everyone knows Seven did it, except one unconvinced kid, Quinn. Can Seven convince the world he's not guilty of the murder of his parents and continue on with a normal teen hood? Then again, did he kill them?

Amber is a bounty hunter. She's ruthless, cynical and sarcastic. She has done more bad than good to the world and that is what she is known for. Wanted in over six countries, Amber must face the demons of her past that have been trying to escape since she buried them in the back of her mind.

A parody of the infamous Bible, but from Lucifer's perspective, detailing everything that actually happened from genesis all the way to revelations.

ⓅⒼ-➊➎ Category: Romance | Slice of Life // These things should have a manual. Whatever "these" are. [cover made by: skeletunclique (go to her Milkovich thread for premades, covers and such. her stuff is bomb ^-^) | credits to the usual...YT, yadayadayada]

Exactly what the title says. Can you handle the cringe? Book cover by: Me

trag•e•dy /ˈtrajədē/ a play dealing with tragic events and having an unhappy ending, especially one concerning the downfall of the main character.

werewolf novel

"won't you tell me why I'm here" he asked "Well..." I trailed off before regaining my confidence, it's now or never "I'm pregnant" I said straight up with a pokerface even if I was breaking down inside "you say what" he said oddly calm "I'm pregnant" I repeated "You can't be pregnant" he said back his eyes containing a sense of ridicule, he's gonna deny my child , our child my heart hammered against my ribcage " How can't I be pregnant, we both went through the stage of puberty" I said to him " You can't be pregnant, because I'm sterile" he announced making me choke on my water " You're what?" I asked eyes as wide as a saucer pan Follow the love story of Toni the nerdy, sweet, lovable girl who got pregnant for the heartless player on a one night stand only to be what! CRUELLY REJECTED!!!

A journalists gets a rare opportunity for an interview with God to ask some eternal questions, and obtain some thoughtful introspection.

Every voyager sees the Twisting Nether differently. For Illidan Stormrage, eternity takes a form he never expected - and cannot escape. Somewhere between menace and absurdity, he finds himself caught in a series of strange, surreal encounters that refuse to make sense, yet feel inevitable. And through it all, a Forsaken woman who calls him Doomsugar.

Sad, sardonic, and to the point, you are taken on a journey through life as I see it; the good, the bad and the very bad.