Sass Stories

[STAR WARS AU] "NO MORE BAD FEELINGS." A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away ... Turmoil has engulfed the GALATIC REPUBLIC. The taxation of trade routes to outlying star systems is in dispute, the CLONE WARS have begun, and a dark power is rising. Amongst it all, the JEDI order struggles to fight for justice. A disturbance in the FORCE leads to the unexpected discovery of a mysterious GONK droid which forces the JEDI rethink everything they thought they knew. GONK, with the help of some important friends, becomes the first droid JEDI, and dives into the fight against the DARK SIDE. One thing is for sure - these negotiations will not be short. . Starting at Episode I and ending at Episode III, following the events depicted in the IMSDb scripts for each episode. AU in which Qui-Gon Jinn survives.

DISCALIMER: This book is a collaboration with @Wolf123moon "Stay by me?" "Forever principessa" Blaire Knight. The youngest sibling of the infamous Italien Knight Mafia family, with three cold and murderous brothers. After being kidnapped and brought into an abusive household at 2 years old, Blaire's childhood has payed the price. Now being returned to her family, she has to navigate how to fit into a whole new, dark world with her lovable and kind demeanour, and let's just say her lunatic older brothers certainly dont help.

Here is a book about my opinions on fanfic moments that can ruin a story. I'm putting my opinion across here and hope you all agree. I don't mean to copy but some things are very annoying! <update> I understand these are mainstream or what ever but i started this years ago and am content on continuing.

-----~*~----- Thoughts on Civil War:- Team Iron Man: Tony: Steve has a new boyfriend now and I'm getting jealous Nat: Have we considered the option of ..... being adults? No? Alrighty then Rhodes: I just came to obey the law and honestly, I'm feeling so attacked right now Team Cap: Steve: Government bad. Bucky good. Sam: I'm really just sticking with Steve Bucky: I just came for a plum and honestly, I'm feeling so attacked right now =================================================================== Incorrect Marvel Quotes: A sarcastic collection comprising of original quotes, thoughts and anecdotes of various characters across the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Disclaimer: All characters belong to Marvel

[Humour / Adventure] The World of Living Apples has always thought about what happens after an apple dies. I'm an apple. And I died. Others told me I had to be the test subject for their experiment. For that, I had to kill myself by fire. I killed myself so that I could tell everyone what happens after an Apple dies. But what happens after an Apple dies? Quests and battles. Having a voice in your head. Loving for the first time. And, eventually, a split between paths, a choice that has to be made, and a conditional heartbreak. [Cover by @MissMysteryGame, thank you!!] [Completed & Writing Extras]

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"You know, usually the books say that the boy is the bad one?" he said, patronizingly. "Well, you know, books are usually filled with a ton of sh*t." she snapped, matching his tone. -.-.-.-.-.-.- Jamie is a bad girl. It sounds cliche but it's true. She's one bad-ass girl who never thought she needed a man until she meets Wyatt. -.-.-.-.-.-.- Wyatt is one of those cosmic disturbances. He looks like a jock, which is to say hot and muscular. But he hangs out with the nerds. He's such an odd combo, he catches Jamie's eye and he might not be able to stay away from her and he's not sure he wants to. -.-.-.-.-.-.-.- When they meet, when their worlds collide one day under the stars, both of their worlds will be changed for worse or for better.

Sass with a dash of class might as well be my motto. I live with absolutely no filter on my mouth or actions which isn't the best considering I'm a 'nerd'. Who said nerds can't fight back? Somebody needs to stand up to those bitches. Since nobody is qualified enough to take on those at my school, I figure I should do it...my way. I'm a nobody you might not wanna mess with. Simply put, Come at me bro

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"I'm beginning to think Hogwarts has a personal grudge against me." "Luma, if I survive this, you're getting extra treats." Jane's second year at Hogwarts is a more frightening one than her last, even with the previous year's earthquakes. But put that aside as Jane helps her sisters go through their actual first year of Hogwarts, and as Jane develops her exceeding magic.

[Completed, new upload] [Book 2 of Bro of my Life] In the High Society Upper East Side of New York, tensions happen. Quinn is a pompous, bratty, and genius capitalist, while Franco is a simple political advisor/activist who just wants to punch his face. They can't even stay in one room without sassing each other, so what's making them stay in Manhattan? #fuckthepolice #fuckcapitalism

She is not your typical girl. Scarlett White is known for her bad ass reputation. She drawn attention, but behind her facade there is this vulnerable girl who wanted to be free. Free from her secret, free from her scars. Xavier Conte is the "mysterious" bad boy. What will happen if he'll encounter the most inconsistent girl, but something trigger, that pulls him towards her. What will happen if she'll encounter the school transferee's bad boy. Will they clash together or end up falling with each other? Rank (on going) #16 stonehearted 07/13/20 #23 lovewar 07/13/20 #18 hating 07/13/20 #187 reputation 07/13/20 PUBLISHED: (Still on going) 12/07/19 (No copyright please) Warning: This is my first book, so please understand the grammatical errors you'll encounter. This story is only based on my imagination.

cover will change according to either holliday or birthday. no sexual content just wholesome fluff, but these will not be free from mentions of homophobia from randos, evil Karen's not the angel Karen's...y'all stay wholesome ( and yes i ran into women that had the name karen and they where very nice even when they found out about my sexuality), gore, shooting/killing, bamf like natasha and wanda, and many more...kinda lazy to mention about it but I'll start with christmas for each and every book I'm working on so stay wholesome..

Coleen and Ky have been friends for years, But Ky has been harboring feelings towards Coleen that could change their lives for better or for worse.

This book is about a classy girl............Who seduces almost every guy who sees her..........But this time it's not her doing the seducing it is the hot new guy in school..........He tries every thing in every possible way to try to get her attention...She likes his geeky charm but with holds her love because of her pride...She started out as this girl no one knew but because of popularity she ignores him....And also because she is in a war with the T.B (The Brats) that run the school...The leader of them is mad at her because of what happened on the first day of school and no one has ever put her to shame before so she seeks revenge on Destiny hoping to break her.........But Destiny keeps strong and also plots her revenge in order to get back but in the end it all ends up all wrong.

"A pleasure to meet you, M'lady." He bowed slightly. My mind was reeling. This man is the boy I joined in the kitchen last night in stuffing our faces with pastries. Still, my voice clear and strong, and with a mask of joy on, though I swear he could see right through it, I reply, "The honor is mine, your Highness." ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* "The people who consider you weak have not yet noticed the wolf hiding behind your eyes, nor the flame inside your soul. Let them think you are weak, and do what wolves and fire do best. Surprise them when they least expect it." ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* At age fourteen, Krishna Night, a girl who hates her life of makeup and dresses, and has a rebellious spirit, plays the dangerous game of having two identities. A sweet innocent girl with an odd interest in blades by day, and the most infamous assassin , Eclipse, with a strange connection to animals and shadows by night. Now at nineteen, her step-mother annoyed that she is still unmarried, she refuses to get married, until she finds her step-mother got her entered in- along with nine other girls from ages sixteen to eighteen- a competition to win the crown prince's heart and marry. Though she already seems to have her heart taken, by the mysterious SilentShadow, who has been following her for two years, and the only one to catch her, though neither seem able to kill the other, each encounter ends with Eclipse escaping to live another day, and SilentShadow back to his 'prison'. When an evil starts spreading through the kingdom, Krishna heads out to find the source with the crown prince. As Krishna searches, she finds herself falling for the prince, though with SilentShadow popping up every few nights, she can't find it in herself to give him up. Torn between two men, the snappy, sarcastic, and rebellious Krishna searches for the evil, and runs from a past that still haunts her dreams. Cover by @StormRidden

Calvin is a straight guy in a not so straight bar. But only because it's his friend's birthday of course. At least until he meets Alex. Two grow close and become a couple. Soon they begin to argue and eventually Calvin discovers something that causes them to drift apart for good. Or so Calvin thought. What will he do when he receives a call two years later from somebody that he used to know? Chapter Excerpt: I wake up only to be greeted by a blinking light on my phone signaling that I had a voicemail. Confused as to who it could be I eagerly pressed the device to my ear. "Hi! It's been awhile, but I was wondering if you wanted to get some coffee and chat? I think it would be fun to catch up! Okay, bye!" The familiar voice yelled happily through the phone. I narrowed my eyes suspiciously. Only one person would dare call me this early in the morning while sounding that full of energy...Oh no. No,no,no,NO!

Law. It has always been the one thing she wanted to do. Demi Lovato is a 21 year old Harvard student, who just landed a summer job at the famous law firm 'Downey&Baker'. Everything seems to be fine, when she eventually gets to meet Mr. Downey and unfortunately, he is the worst boss she ever had, but the sexiest man she has ever seen.