Sass Stories

Megan and yoonchae were enemies in dream academy so they tried to keep it hat way but.. they couldn't hide it.. hide the love for eachother..

"I'm gonna kill you-", "If you hurt me, you'll hurt yourself you shit." Every century, the great Alpha from the Jeon bloodline will go through a special process to bond the alpha with their mate on the day after the alpha's 22nd birthday. The process takes at least fourteen days and is a blessing from the moon goddess. The alpha will feel what the omega physically feels for the fourteen days, in rare cases, the alpha can feel the omega's strong emotions. Unfortunately for Jungkook, a mate is a lot more complicated than the weak ass burden he expected. *On hiatus*

Survive an orphanage explosion? ✔️ Accidentally get adopted by a dragon hero? ✔️ Have a talking familiar that won't shut up? ...working on it. Selene Hoshino's life has been one long "how did I get here" moment. One day she's dodging death, the next she's living with Ryukyu, training, and pretending to care about U.A. entrance exams she never even studied for. Heroes want to save people. Selene just wants to pass her test, avoid jail, and maybe punch someone in the process. Moonbound - chaos, sarcasm, found family, and one girl who proves you don't need to be perfect to raise hell. ✦ "If being a hero doesn't work out, I'll just become everyone's problem instead." ✦

After a fight with Adrien, Future Marinette suddenly looks in the mirror to find herself as her younger self, when she suddenly realised she has gone back in time. What will she do? Will she ever go back? Will she ver patch things up with Adrien?

Kate's wish!!!!!!!!!!! The Christmas Chronicles

Patrick? More like Sasstrick, am I right?

All those quotes that clutched our hearts and drove us mad, basically, made a lot of us want to kill Steven Moffat yet worship for being so amazing ;) Here's Sherlockology. Enjoy :D - Saph x

A book of sarcastic comebacks and phrases that can be used in almost any situation. Enjoy :) A taste of what's in this book: Random Person" What are you doing here!?" Me: " I was too hot for heaven and too cool for h*ll so I'm stuck here." #12 in Random 09-04-17 Disclaimer: I did invent most of these comebacks but some are also from books or social media so don't sue me. All photo rights go to original owners. Beautiful cover by: @ghastlybeauty_ Please don't copy this book. Thanks❤

Can you never think of a sassy comeback worth of Minho? Well you've come to the right place! Welcome to comeback haven, and sass village. Insults are my life (used only for banterous purposes) and I hope that you can join me in the fight against all the stupid people in the universe, because trust me, there are alot. 13th September 2016- Completed 13th September 2016- no. 264 in Humour 16th September 2016- no. 240 in Humour 13th November 2016- 24K reads! *plays 24k gold in the background* 3rd March 2017- 76k reads!

Sofia is a girl full of sass, happiness and laughter. She seems as stong as a lion though as seven new lights enter her life new problems, pain and mystery's follow with it. The question is will she be able to handle it? Or will her thick mask crumble to pieces? Please don't read this if violence, swearing and blood scares you.

[UP FOR ADOPTION] Sin Kuromeru is a young girl. Or, well demon. She possesses the blue flames of Satan, as he is her father. She is sixteen years old. Her mother, which is different from Rin and Yukio's, got killed by Sin in an accident with her flames. Mephisto gave her her name and a home after that. The story is about Sin's life after she meets Rin and enters the same class as him. What will happen when she and Rin decides to go trick or treating? (later in the story) or when the weird dick shaped demon appears? READ AND FIND OUT LOL

Two girls parents leave to go on a work trip. The two men they leave them with are in question. How will 13 year old Kinder and 8 year old Avery survive this new babysitting squad.

If you don't understand what this is from the title, I have lost all hope in you #682 HUMOR 6/10/18 Started: 11/28/2017

Hallo fellow people of Wattpad!! This is going to be really stupid and is just for fun. This is a fanfic about two of my guy friends. They are both as straight as it gets but me and my friend @maddiepattie8466 think they would be so cute together. So this is the story of Seth and Charlie. Have fun!!

In which BTS are your older brothers, but they treat you... incredibly unfair. Although they hurt you, you don't-won't care, cause you're a sad bitch.

A Percy Jackson and Ninjago crossover that's comedic, adventouros, serious, sass, roasts, and a good plot. A great mix. (I know, another horrible discription.)

|•||•||•||•||•| [1st Book in The Genius Series] |•||•||•||•||•| Aliyah Kane is whats classified as a super genius, with an IQ of around 276. Aliyah has been used before for her genius, and never will she allow it to happen again. Her best friend, Rose Tyler found her a job at Henrick's, a department store where Aliyah can hide her brilliance until she learns not everyone is out to get her. In the mean time, Aliyah has converted the spare bedroom in her flat into a cheap laboratory, so she can work on her many little projects. Rose likes to test out her creations, especially when they're fashion related, like her latest creation, nanotech boots that can take any design of shoe and mimic them to provide the wearer extra comfort, durability, and the ultimate shoes, flats, boots, or heels fully customizable for any occasion; something she'd made for Rose as a birthday present. A bit of an Astronomy geek, Aliyah, when she's not tinkering on her latest project, loves to sit and stare at the stars with the little AI sphere that helps her determine which constellations and planets she's looking at. She even programmed it to talk to her when she needs it, and it goes everywhere with her. Rose is fascinated by the little thing, but she never could understand the ramblings of Aliyah trying to explain how it works. But it'll take more than a silver metallic AI sphere to rehabilitate the genius terrified of people trying to use her mind.

WHO IS BEHIND ALL OF THIS? Hey, I'm Liwon! I've survived unmods without caffeine, rewritten resolutions at 3AM (illegally) and witnessed chairs fall in love with delegates (yikes) No, I haven't chaired... yet. But I've seen enough to write and direct a soap opera. This blog? MUN gossip, chaos, glam, and that one delegate who always "forgot their position paper." I'm not judging-just documenting (with style!)

A weird bxb written by me and is my friend. Filled with unbelievable amounts of cheese, weird chapter lengths, and a lot of stupidity on my part. We hope you enjoy ;) --- This is based off a Soulmate AU where as soon as you turn 16, your soulmate can write in their arm and it will appear on your skin. --- Braxton and his best friend, Chad are buds for life. However Chad is kinda a douche. He had this fun habit of drawing Dicks on Braxton's arms. On one spring afternoon this such thing happened. Alex had seen a handsome boy with a dick drawn on his arm. It was weird but the overwhelming hotness of the mystery dude overshadowed it. Alex went home to find that he too had a Dick on his arm. Welp, he'd found his soulmate.

Their only problem was that they promised forever in a world where even life is temporary. ~~~~~ Arianna Dover loved one and only one man in her entire life, and that was Christopher. But fate had some cruel plans for her, and forced her to end the realest relationship she had ever had. Now, five lengthy years later, Arianna returns home and is quickly reunited with her ex lover, all thanks to work. Though this may seem as a perfect chance to rekindle her romance, it's actually the quite the opposite. This time Christopher isn't alone. He has a fiancé by his side. Battling her inner demons, Arianna takes the dilapidated road towards a better future only to be crushed over and over along the way. Family issues, friends betrayal, mental conditions, and many other dilemmas crash upon her. Ruined as she is, her journey takes so many twists and turns messing up her already knotted life. However, will one of these horrific turns lead her into the arms of her forever? ~~~~~ Update daily. All credits for editing this story go to an awesome editor that made everything better. Thank you @jgfairytales.