Sass Stories

✿ AU where the Potters are alive - When Ariella ("It's just Aria!") Black's mother died when she was three, most people would've expected her father to step up. Sirius Black did not. Instead, he decided that being heartbroken was a perfectly valid reason to give up his child-because clearly, abandoning your daughter is self-care. Aria grows up in a horrible-HORRIBLE-orphanage, surrounded by strangers when all she'd ever wanted was her dad. Hogwarts is supposed to be Aria Black's safe place (even though tolerating Malfoy and pranks can be a handful) Keyword: supposed. Because the year Peter Pettigrew breaks out and the Marauders return as teachers is the year everything turns upside down- and Aria isn't about to make it easy for them. Old pain. Bad decisions. A mad amount of sass and sarcasm. And a whole lot of mayhem. That's where this story begins. - I do not own Harry Potter. All rights belong to J.K. Rowling. (bleh.) - Most impressive rankings: - #1 in mayhem (05/04/2026) #1 in sass (05/04/2026) #11 in marauders (05/04/2026) #10 in granger (05/04/2026) #6 in voldemort (05/04/2026) ✿ ©

This book is about Aphmau Phoenix a girl who doesn't know anything about love, and always keeps up a good mood some how. Her mother was a single parent who drinks and pays no attention to her daughter. Aph attends Phoenix drop High and has no friends except a boy named Zane Ro'Meave. She then meets...Garroth Zanes brother who is a major cutie with blond hair and blue eyes. what will happen? (Btw some swearing)

In the near beginning a gem named Sapphire came to birth. The new life with leisure spoiled them so Sapphire was forced to learn some truths. Gaining a partner Moissanite who curiously didn't mind the sass stuck with the blue gem. With more pain and questions than answers they begin a journey to enlightenment of truth.

Violet Winchester hates travelling. She hates going a million places in a month. So when Sam and Dean give her a chance to stay permanently at the bunker to watch 4 humanized archangels, will she take it? I own no one except Violet, Tate, and MJ. Not my cover.

Quidditch. It was both of their passions, their focuses, their lives. Quidditch helped them calm down, or get riled up. Quidditch was what the resorted to when they were sad, and what made them happy. Quidditch drove Anna Finnigan and Oliver Wood apart, and then drove them together. And they say it's only a game.

❛ ya hoes ready for some booty? ❜ In which the Booty Community chooses its admins and graphics, who we hope appreciate booties as much as we do.

Kai has been dumped by Skylar and he is Depressed. No one sees through his barrier expect one black haired boy. My Oc is in this as Lloyds girlfriend I ship Greenflames, this is my 2 favorite ship okay Good,

There are the Magi, and then there are, y'know, the normal people. Both have their own governments and societies. Both have their own catastrophes. But sometimes, worlds converge.

What happens when a couple of teenagers are ripped from their reality and thrown into a world of fantasy. Here they will learn how to survive, and maybe get into some trouble.

Marinette and Luka are just chilling on a rooftop one night while studying together for their respective up-coming tests. But try telling Marinette to stay on task, especially when her kwami keeps steeling her pencil and making lovey-dovey faces at the two lovesick teenagers.

"'Where am I?'" "'Do you remember anything?'" Well, I wouldn't be asking if I did, now would I? . . . Jewel Amana is supposed to be dead. She's not dead. She can't remember how, or why---and honestly she's not entirely sure this isn't all some crazy dream. She's not stupid either. Someone tried to kill her, someone is going to try and find her and make sure she's actually dead this time. They'll probably kill her new allies too. But there is some sort of silver tainted lining. She can remember one thing. Tiffany. And the vaguely fuzzy feeling in her chest when she says the name out loud. No path is ever straight, and while she thinks she isn't either, this might be one of the hardest trials of her life--not that she can remember the other ones.

Duped into a marriage, Mira has to tread through various struggles with a possessive, petty husband on the side. ©TheGreatExplorer All Rights Reserved #16th in Romance

I am #1 Avenger Trash

(Completed) Manhattan newsie Spades Giovanni is one of the most observant (and VERY obnoxious) newsies there are, allowing her to see flaws in the system that the others can't. In this book, she realizes the hypocrisy, dictatorial nature, recklessness, and how centered around Jack, Davey, and Les the newsies union is.

Meet Ashley the Girl who nobody notices. Nobody sees her pain nor depression. Her Mother does not see her pain nor does she really care. She has never really time for her. Her father left her when she was 4 and she has a Step Dad since she's 15. But what happens when she meets Dylan the absolute opposite of her. The Bad Boy. He's kind of Possesive. And meet the Nerd. What will happen?

Esmeray and Eira are not your regular school going teenagers, but they sure are some lucky wierdos. Esmeray Burukhagazi belongs to a powerful Indo-Turkey mafia family which she rarely mingles with. But, with her ever growing ambitions to become a big shot with her best friend Eira; risks are never too low for a temperamental bitch like her. With three overprotective brothers, a mafia father and four very eligible guys Esmeray has one huge roller coaster of adultification in store for her as she moves to New York. And finding out some really intimate secrets is just a part of her story. This is not a cliche story with a story line for the light hearted. Life is not always sunshine dearies, its blood and sacrifices too.... All the cover credit goes to @lazybrew. Love you Girl!!!

Just a super fluffy and very short piece about how Minho is something of an insomniac and my slightly sassy OC knows just what he needs to get his rest. I now realize how dirty that sounded. This piece is rated C for Cleaner than your Grandma's fresh wig.

Harper is a flat out pain to anyone who meets her. She's sarcastic and crued and has pulled more pranks than her infamous cousins at her small school, St. Apollos. Entering Junior year the only thing she can think of is what her next prank on the principal is going to be, that is until she has a small 'run in' with the school's handsome new foreign exchange student. Tall and tan with a thick Spanish accent she assumes he's nothing more than a foreign exchange student, that is until he claims to be a prince. She soon learns she's not the only royal pain.