Sass Stories

✿ AU where the Potters are alive - When Ariella ("It's just Aria!") Black's mother died when she was three, most people would've expected her father to step up. Sirius Black did not. Instead, he decided that being heartbroken was a perfectly valid reason to give up his child-because clearly, abandoning your daughter is self-care. Aria grows up in a horrible-HORRIBLE-orphanage, surrounded by strangers when all she'd ever wanted was her dad. Hogwarts is supposed to be Aria Black's safe place (even though tolerating Malfoy and pranks can be a handful) Keyword: supposed. Because the year Peter Pettigrew breaks out and the Marauders return as teachers is the year everything turns upside down- and Aria isn't about to make it easy for them. Old pain. Bad decisions. A mad amount of sass and sarcasm. And a whole lot of mayhem. That's where this story begins. - I do not own Harry Potter. All rights belong to J.K. Rowling. (bleh.) - Most impressive rankings: - #1 in mayhem (05/04/2026) #1 in sass (05/04/2026) #11 in marauders (05/04/2026) #10 in granger (05/04/2026) #6 in voldemort (05/04/2026) ✿ ©

This book is about Aphmau Phoenix a girl who doesn't know anything about love, and always keeps up a good mood some how. Her mother was a single parent who drinks and pays no attention to her daughter. Aph attends Phoenix drop High and has no friends except a boy named Zane Ro'Meave. She then meets...Garroth Zanes brother who is a major cutie with blond hair and blue eyes. what will happen? (Btw some swearing)

Violet Winchester hates travelling. She hates going a million places in a month. So when Sam and Dean give her a chance to stay permanently at the bunker to watch 4 humanized archangels, will she take it? I own no one except Violet, Tate, and MJ. Not my cover.

Quidditch. It was both of their passions, their focuses, their lives. Quidditch helped them calm down, or get riled up. Quidditch was what the resorted to when they were sad, and what made them happy. Quidditch drove Anna Finnigan and Oliver Wood apart, and then drove them together. And they say it's only a game.

"'Where am I?'" "'Do you remember anything?'" Well, I wouldn't be asking if I did, now would I? . . . Jewel Amana is supposed to be dead. She's not dead. She can't remember how, or why---and honestly she's not entirely sure this isn't all some crazy dream. She's not stupid either. Someone tried to kill her, someone is going to try and find her and make sure she's actually dead this time. They'll probably kill her new allies too. But there is some sort of silver tainted lining. She can remember one thing. Tiffany. And the vaguely fuzzy feeling in her chest when she says the name out loud. No path is ever straight, and while she thinks she isn't either, this might be one of the hardest trials of her life--not that she can remember the other ones.

There are the Magi, and then there are, y'know, the normal people. Both have their own governments and societies. Both have their own catastrophes. But sometimes, worlds converge.

What happens when a couple of teenagers are ripped from their reality and thrown into a world of fantasy. Here they will learn how to survive, and maybe get into some trouble.

Kai has been dumped by Skylar and he is Depressed. No one sees through his barrier expect one black haired boy. My Oc is in this as Lloyds girlfriend I ship Greenflames, this is my 2 favorite ship okay Good,

In which Marinette recovers from a broken heart, and Luka is there to help her start healing - This story was written one night at 3 am and me on a writing high. There was no real editing process, but I hope you enjoy this simple story. And any feedback is greatly appreciated (Word Count: 2119) (I do not own the cover art, it came from Pinterest)

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Pixie Thompson or better known as Pix, and Ace King were 100% in love and had been best friends since they were born literally. Sadly they broke up when Ace had to move away from the small town they tried to move on to be happy again. Pix tried to get a boyfriend and let's just say it didn't work at all and was a huge mistake. She moved away from her small town Chewelah Washington to California, which turns out to be the best choice of her life. How will it end? Will her past catch up? Will she make it through everything that is put in her way? Find out in History! WARNING¤¤ This is my book and I am very young and I am very aware of the fact my writing will suck so you don't need to tell me in hateful comments. Also, there will be grammatical errors feel free to correct them if you wish any other languages in this book will be from google translate so I'm sorry if they are wrong. This book will contain cursing if you can't handle it leave now and don't read there also may be abuse and other mature things that may cause discomfort if so then jus stop reading doesn't hate thank you. Now read and enjoy as much as humanly possible with my terrible writing 😓

[Book 3] Imagine this ~ You are sitting on your couch, having the nastiest cold ever, when the front door bursts open. You look towards the main entrance and see three men. Strangers. A normal person would scream or run... But not Divana Lane. {This is the third book of the HEll series but you can read it as a stand-alone.} All Rights Reserved

Lex Castellan is a teenage girl who does crazy things when she's down. So when her long time crush rejected her she put her shaggy wig on, wear her blue contacts, and shrugged on her over sized hoddie and sweat pants and don't forget her fluffy bunny slippers. And went to Vigan City in the Philippines. With nothing but herself, a few dollars, and her "I'm a homeless person get-up" she pranked a complete stranger at the streets of Vigan City. Zachary Offrencio is a no-nonsense guy so when a homeless "man" suddenly popped up in front of him during his vacation and told him, "I'm gay and I'm in love with you please reconsider your sexuality for me!" He was supposed to just ignore the man right? But when Zachary couldn't erase his encounter with the "homeless man" in his mind his grandmother made him go to a famous cafe in Vigan to forget but as fate has it he once again meet the "homeless man" that asked him to rethink his sexuality. With an undeniable attraction for each other. A prank gone wrong. A vacation ending. And confusing feelings. Don't forget the fact that Zachary thinks Lex is a guy. We have the perfect equation for an epic and unforgettable summer.

Noelle a 16 year old girl has a run in with some master criminals and accidentally causes a breakup sort of not really

Luca Martinez is you're typical human boy...... is what I would love to tell you but he's not. Luca is a 5'1 ball of energy with a sprinkle of gay. He lives a good life with 2 older brothers. That is until Erza Romano comes into town. Lemme tell you, he's HAWT. Erza Romano is actually you're typical jock, a ladies man, party person. You name it. Oh wait he's not normal either, he's a werewolf duh! He moved here with his pack, the Blood moons. Now let put you in on a little secret. Luca and Erza are mates!!! Shocker,right? But there is one little problem. Erza is straight as a line. Well let's both figure out if they will be together or not because the beautiful and amazing author (aka me) is just going with the flow of writing this story. Thank you! Started: August 24,2021 Ended:

Renegade: Noun, a person who deserts and betrays an organization, country, or set of principles. Adjective, having treacherously changed allegiance. Cherry has rejected everything she's learned, along with her family. After picking up and leaving everything she knows, Cherry explores the States with nothing but her motorcycle and a bag of camping gear. While breaking rules and saving lives, she finds trouble, comfort, adventure, and eventually love; the hardest thing she will ever face.

how a lost soul finds it soulmate through social media.!?!!?!!!😊

If you can't handle the sass, you can't handle this ass. ---------- All credits to original owners.