Sassyhermione Stories

A retelling of Puss in Boots (Le Chat Botté), told from the POV of a knife-wielding Crookshanks in pink booties. 💖 Featuring side characters: a swashbuckling Granger ⚔️ and Princess Malfoy.👑 Fairytale AU When Crookshanks' comfortable life turns upside down, he sets out on a quest across France, scheming his way to power in order to prove himself worthy of Mademoiselle Hermione Granger. Armed with a knife and new pink boots, he makes friends and enemies with donkeys, soldiers, goblins and ogres. Crookshanks' grand plan is to play matchmaker between the impassioned outlaw, Hermione, and His Royal Pompousness, Draco the feather-brained Prince. The problem: she loathes the monarchy and is determined to bring the Prince tumbling from his throne, making her a most unwilling bride indeed. Or He no longer goes by Crookshanks, nor 'Monsieur Fluffy Bum' - the name is Shank... Shank in Boots!

"Uh- 'Mione? Can I ask you something?", Harry said awkwardly. "Obviously Harry. Ask anything," she said looking up from her book, Voyages with Vampires. "Um is it a bad thing if I, um think about Malfoy often?", Harry asked. Hermione said nothing but stared at Harry. "I knew this was a bad idea-" "Wait, shut up Harry- you, Harry Potter, like Draco Malfoy?", Hermione said in a whisper, so that Ron would not hear. "Oh my goodness- that's so cute", Hermione said smiling. "Wait- wHaT?!" Harry was flabbergasted. "You can't be kidding Hermione-" "I'm not kidding, Harry", Hermione said grinning. "You and him- you'll look so cute together". "Oh shut up", Hary said blushing. "Maybe I will", Hermione said with a cheeky smile.

Because I have seen countless of Harry potter head cannons- be it ships or just random ideas, I wanted to turn them into actual short stories. So, I hope that you'll enjoy some of these short stories! All credits go to their owners. They will be tagged at the start and the end of the chapter(s)! ENJOY!