Historias de Sassyness

The start of a war no one expected ~ But destiny did. Dive into the story where it begins with a cabbage between two souls. Buckle up for roasting and a lot of drama 🎀❤️

She has always been the gentle one- the girl who believes kindness can fix anything. Until the day everything she knows about her life begins to unravel. The arrogant rich boy who never cared about anyone suddenly steps into her world, pulling her toward feelings she doesn't understand and a truth she was never meant to discover. Because someone at her school isn't just a rival. They're connected to her in a way that could change her past, her identity, and her future forever. ***************** Aria's college adventure begins with a collision of worlds - a charming playboy, a cruel queen bee, and a surprising act of kindness from an unexpected ally. But that's just the icing on the cake, Aria's world summersaults when she discovers the painful truth that connects her and her supposed rival in a deeper way than the rivals they consider each other to be. And beneath the surface of Mackenzie University lies a hidden truth about her life, a secret that threatens to shatter everything she thought she knew. Torn between the turmoil of being the cause of revoking her mother's pain and the love for her mom, she learns that sometimes, the greatest love stories are born from the most unexpected places and sometimes the greatest sacrifices are made for the people we love the most.

COMING SOON... How would you feel if you found out that your long lost father was the Joker?! Hazel didn't really know what to think of it; she had been living her life with her mom, 'Harleen Hearts', aka Harley Quinn, as she found out after she got kidnapped by the cute boy she met outside her best friends house. Also she has to deal with her mental health disorder and try to figure out what she really wants in life; to be like her parents or her own person. Get prepared for lots of sassiness, sarcastic comebacks and lots of craziness!!! IMPORTANT: PLEASE DO NOT STEAL OR COPY ANY OF THE CHARACTERS IN THIS BOOK THAT ARE MINE. MOST OF THE CHARACTERS ARE FROM DC COMICS SO HATS OFF TO THEM FOR ALL THE AMAZING CHARACTERS THAT THEY HAVE PRODUCED AND HAVE MADE THIS BOOK HOW IT IS. Luv you all, my lovelies! Evie X 💖

Comebacks that you can use to be sassy AF

ummm..... i was just bored 😖😖😖 |====| Y/n is a hard working girl with attitude and trying to get money for her baby brother so they could buy a house with a dog But one day Y/n meets a rich guy she ran into that turns out to own a gang 😧😧😧😧 |====| 8======================D That kinda long 🤭

The death of his mother caused him to run. A necklace brought forth courage. When fourteen year old Lux Reid witnessed the tragic death of his mother, he had sought to run from the murderers who shot his mother and tore up his home planet. Only the kyber crystal that his mother gave him restored hope. Gave him a light. But when Lux is found hiding in the woods of his planet by a dubious Lieutenant, his freedom- and his tangible piece of hope is taken away and he returns back to not having anything at all. During his recruitment as a First Order cadet, Lux gains a rivalry with fellow cadet JN-3515, a friendship with a kind pilot, and the awakening of the force that may help him communicate with his mother again. ** This was set years back when the First Order was still new (before TFA and TLJ)** Warning: Violence is used in this story

Clary and jace are best friends they move far from each other. clarys mom was abusive. she lives with her dad and is 16.

Kirsty lives a normal teenage life in New York, straight As, popular and all that. But then her mum gets an opportunity to get a promotion in Virginia. Which means new school, new friends and maybe no-more popularity. Everything is fine when she moves to Virginia but when she gets to the school a weird vibe goes through her. Is just a normal thing as in 'all eyes on us'? ( get what I did there lol ). Or is it a 'player boy '? I guess you have to find out by reading. ;3

When the TARDIS crash lands in a criminal filled modern Detroit Michigan, the Doctor meets an interesting 13 year old girl named Hannah Mae. He sees that Hannah Mae is alone and lives mainly by herself, but she won't tell him why. What will happen when the two lonely people run off together? God knows...PS: I didn't write Doctor Who (obviously, but I'm required to say this) or any planet, alien, machine, or paradoxes from it! ((Okay maybe a FEW paradoxes were my doing...))

Evil queens are the princesses that were never saved... "Mia! We have a meeting in ten minutes! What the fuck are you doing here?" Archer fumed as he walked in the kitchen. "I'm just having breakfast." I sighed. "I'm hungry." I pouted. Archer glared at Marcus, making him gulp as he stood up and disappeared somewhere in the storage room behind the kitchen. "Great! Now you've scared my favourite chef!" I huffed. "It's not a time to joke, Mia. Hurry up!" Archer snapped at me. "Would you calm down, Arch? Don't be such a senseless idiot." I huffed as I got up, leaving my pancakes. "Do I need to remind you that you're talking to your boss? Your dangerous boss." Archer hissed. "I already know who I am talking to. The man who's got no chill." I glared at him before I took my leftovers and put them away for me to eat after the meeting. ❣️❣️❣️ She had a cliché story. The queen bitch in her school ruled over her peers while she dated the quarterback from the football team. A newbie good girl entered the picture and changed everything. After bunch of heartbreaks, stupid pranks, teenage jealousy and stuff, the quarterback fell for the new girl and everyone called it a happy ending. But it wasn't so happy for our girl. Because she wasn't the good girl. She was the bad one. She was the rich and bitchy queen bee. When high school ended with her boyfriend of more than three years, now her ex, vowing to keep some other girl happy forever, our girl lost it. So she let life take her wherever it desired. What she didn't know was that such recklessness will lead her directly to the most feared mafia boss of all times! How could she have known that it'll get her into some serious trouble when suddenly, gunshots are being fired all around her? Leaving a young super drunk girl alone in the night after she had witnessed him shooting a dozen of enemies was something the mafia leader couldn't do. That's why he took her with him. That is how this story begins.

"Dad, there are a few things that a teenage girl is supposed to hide from her parents. It's a rule. Read the rule book." I told him seriously. "Okay... So, does this friend of yours have a name?" He asked. "Daddy!" I exclaimed. "A father is supposed to know the name and addresses of all the boys his daughter ever thinks about. It's a rule. Read the rule book, missy!" He shot back. "But you're not supposed to know about the older, bad boys your daughter thinks about." I smirked at him, crossing my arms. I mean, he is older than me... Well played, Liv! "It's Hunter Kingston, isn't it?" Dad asked with a deadpan look. My smirk dropped much like my hands that dropped down like noodles by my side. "Yes." I answered sheepishly. "He's the only older, bad boy you can talk to." Dad chuckled. ❣💕❣💕❣💕❣ Do you remember who your childhood friends were? Probably. Probably not. Well, Olivia does. They were a close-knit group of four. Then they were a group of three. Then two. And finally, the group no longer existed... Olivia, Ryan, Kaylee and Hunter were the closest of friends till the end of middle school. But like always, high school changed everything. But what happens when Olivia decides to act upon her crush on her ex-best friend, Ryan? Will it reveal the secrets of the past or will it just lead to more trouble and distance between these four? Read on to find out...

Jane just has to fly to Prague, pick up her MUCH younger half-brother, and get home without catching the new strain of superflu that has thrown the world into chaos. Simple right? Damn Vampires just have to ruin a perfectly good plan.

This is a Prince of Egypt comedy oneshot. It is set back in Moses and Ramses's shared teenhood; detailing one of their funniest and most heartwarming memories. In this fanfic, the two royal princes get invited by Aaron on a fun little adventure to prank the obnoxious priests: Hotep and Huy. With predictable results, lol ...

These are just some funny conversations that I found from Wattpad or the internet or created myself. Please enjoy!

The ticking sound of the clock is the only sound that is heard, I pull me gaze away from the book to look at the time, What? is it four already? Did I pull an another all nighter? No way. The faint glow of dawn assuring that my clock is not broken. I don't want to stop reading, that would mean it is not real, I don't want to wake up from the dream because reality sucks. There are a lot of things that needs to be said, but are you willing to hear it? My life may not be as significant a Helen Keller's but this is the story of my life. Everyone has a story to tell because everybody plays a part in the game callled life. Cover by: @rockshower

Description: Cara Williams has never taken anything seriously in her life other than her friends. Have Lost the motivation and desire for the carrier. 3 extra crazy creatures on earth aka 'Friends' are what keeps her sane. But what if the people who keep her sane are in danger. What do you think will happen when these 4 Mad creatures collide with some mafia bad shit.

Young and beautiful Harlet Termano is determined to graduate from high-school unscathed. Her best friend Ariana Tolado is there to help; the pair creating an epitome of weirdness together. Though Harlet is determined to graduate without the supplementary drama, she is dragged into various situations she did not decide on partaking. Observe as she meets her mate, an omega named Zeus Randford. Stubborn not to capitulate into the strange emotions that crash like waves thrashing inside her, watch the revelations, heartbreak, joy, and overall the year Harlet grows up the most. ❈ © ITheLonelyOne 2016; ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

What happens when you meet an attractive man, make eye contact with him and then you leave first? You don't want him to see that you like him but you want him to see that you don't give in easily. But after a mutual friend introduce you to him, and then everywhere you go he's there. Even if it's your best friend's childhood friend, you don't really trust him. She's a doctor who treats cancer and tumors. He's the guy who owns everything around her. Their story starts from a single eye contact and takes the two through many adventures of all kinds. This is my first story, I hope you give it a try. XOXO, Lia.

In the small lake town named Summerville, Texas. Auribella's family moves halfway across the country where she meets high school bad boy Greyson Jackson. Auribella has never been popular before, so why would she think she'd be able to come into her Junior year of a brand new high school and fit in? At least she's got her best friend Scarlette that she went through foster care with. Greyson isn't about to make it easier on her though, he's got a reputation to uphold after all. But how much torture will he be able to put her through, without her fighting back?

A demon girl who struggles with life