Satire Stories

♠ ------𝐌𝐚𝐥𝐞!Yandere!bully x 𝐌𝐚𝐥𝐞!reader //🙶𝐒𝐞𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝟐, 𝟏𝟗𝟗𝟕. 𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐫𝐲, 𝐈'𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐥 𝐢𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲.🙷// It all started when your mom sent you off to a niche school for rehabilitation after mistaking you for "insane". Now your stuck in Saint Leonard's high, the worst school in human history and possibly hell's pilot project. The school's so neglected and full of delinquents, bullies, and possibly murderers, even cops won't drive in this place after dark. but hey, silver lining, you've made a new friend. The one and only Gabriel Hale, the school's almighty. He's decided your his new 'best friend' and because of your golden status as Gabriel's buddy, your practically untouchable. Now you don't come here to learn, but spend this whole new year fucking around with your newfound power until you get out of this hellhole- oh, and Gabriel too, he's here to watch your back. ------ This book contains possibly offensive content, so beware.

Saya has a special arrangement with a dragon. She gets tied to rocks. He gets the gold. They scam villages with fake sacrifices, overcooked rituals, and a convincing act of "damsel in distress." She's no maiden - just a fast-talking harlot with sharp instincts, flexible morals, and a talent for moaning on cue. He's no terrifying beast - just a very old, very gay, very arthritic lizard with a hoard, a temper, and joint pain from shapeshifting too much in the bygone ages. It's all going swimmingly until heroes start showing up. Cults get nosy. Other dragons get ideas. And Saya begins to wonder what exactly she's doing in a world where virtue gets sacrificed and livestock counts as treasure. A sword-and-sandals fantasy with scams, sarcasm, sensuality, and sheep.

Show based what-if's. What if Arnav chose love over ego? What if the terrace night ended differently? What if Shyam returned for revenge? Currently writing on Lavanya's villain era! Banner by __shiri__

What if the adorable pups of the PAW Patrol were caught in a battle for the soul of America--and the world? Adventure Bay is peaceful until betrayal strikes at the heart of the PAW Patrol. When Chase, the loyal German Shepherd police pup, overhears his friends questioning his leadership, his world shatters. Heartbroken, he chooses to run away. Yet this is not your typical Chase-runs-away story. His choice sets in motion a journey that will take him from the busy Golden Gate Bridge of San Francisco to the marble halls of Washington, D.C.--and straight into the center of a global conspiracy. There, Chase is drawn into a revolutionary scheme designed to promise convenience, but in secret, it holds the power to chain humanity in financial servitude. As the PAW Patrol scramble to find their missing friend, Chase finds himself entangled with shadowy figures, high-stakes espionage, and the dangerous allure of purpose, power, and betrayal. Read as Chase's journey transforms from heartbreak to redemption, from loyal pup to runaway, from government asset to freedom fighter. Along the way, he confronts wolves in the wilderness, the price of loyalty, the weight of his own conscience, and the question that haunts his every heartbeat: "What is the point of life in a world that seems built to betray you?" Packed with emotional drama and faith-driven reflection, Pups Save the World blends action, suspense, and heart with an unflinching look at family, freedom, and the moral foundations of society. Will forgiveness and faith heal wounds deeper than any mission ever could? Every decision matters and the future rests in the paws of a hero who must face the world--and himself. Read this transformative saga of loyalty, betrayal, redemption, and hope, and discover why one brave pup's light can change the world. This is my first story, so please enjoy. Note: If you are uncomfortable with stories about betrayal and violence, please do not proceed.

Beauty AND brains??? See if you can figure out the secret that allows Viviane Fox to study for her Ph.D. in Physics while she moonlights as a beautiful fashion model before it is revealed in the story. Follow her in this futuristic, sci-fi adventure/comedy where she learns about her forgotten past while navigating the silly and maddening situations from admiring, jealous, competitive, stereotypical and shallow people around her. What she learns about herself will determine if an evil organization takes over the world. She will have to use ALL her feminine smarts and talents to defeat them. A G-rated story appropriate for ALL AGES. No smut. No swearing. No gratuitous violence. A Beautiful Woman in Science Fiction is a satirical, futuristic, comedy adventure story. It is sometimes funny, sometimes silly and sometimes outrageous, but it never takes itself seriously. It touches on politics, feminism, world order, technology, spirituality in a story of undying love and devotion. It contains: A smart and pretty girl A herbivore man A tormented scientist A maniacal villain Cute teenage identical twin girls Quantum physics A tsundere pop idol A love triangle Soldiers Politics Feminism Philosophical musings Larger than life story This book has been fully written and is complete, but being released on a schedule. There will be an epic ending. WARNING: Readers with no sense of humor should get one first before starting. ^_-

Humans are smart. They used to think, struggle, fail, and learn. Then they got convenience, speed, and AI. The Day Humans Went on Autopilot: We Were Smarter Yesterday takes you on a journey across ordinary lives in an extraordinary age-students outsourcing thinking, artists outsourcing creativity, parents outsourcing bonding, and everyone slowly handing over pieces of themselves to machines. Through humor, real-world scenarios, and plain, uncut truths, this book exposes the quiet ways AI is reshaping humans from the inside out. No villains, no fiction clichés-just humans, habits, and consequences. Laugh. Cringe. Reflect. And maybe put down your phone for five minutes.

"I thought Mr. Whiskers bringing me dead mice was gross. Then I found his notebook."

A collection of various short stories between Roman Mendez and Jacob "Jake" Bressler. Watch as the two grow as they battle every day life and...interesting situations! 😳 Can't get enough of these two? Make sure to check out "Roman x Jake" by Jckenek (est. 2022-now)

This is the hunger games! Except I wrote this entire thing from my own memory (which is absolutely horrible) and with zero reference. Also this is based on the movies and not the books...and there may or may not be mix ups with the starving games...and other movies... May the odds be ever in your favor! (Aka, ur dead lol)

This is a two-language story (Tagalog-English); some content may not be suitable for readers under the recommended age. But I- Anicia will be making a safer version... pero kung bading ba bading kana talaga gow lang HAHAHA ✨🎀

(Oki it's a whole new desription now bc I gotta be professional mkay?) A Haiden Henderson x MICO Fanfic by @ReyvaCookie This is ENTIRELY falsified. None of this EVER happened. I am making it very clear that whatever you see here, is what I came up with. Tysm to everyone for all the kind comments <3 If you want to reach out regarding an offer, the answer WILL be no. It's not to be rude, it's just bc I'm not interested in any of that. xx

Just some funny and dumbass shenanigans the Sprunki cast goes through in my Shenanigans! AU, also there will be headcanons and OC's there lol the original Sprunki belongs to Nyankobflol!

One day, Samuel Davin wakes up as a woman. No explanation. No way back. To break the curse, he must complete one mission: make thirteen playboys cry. Disguised as Samantha, Samuel is dragged into absurd situations, fake relationships, emotional chaos, and a world that refuses to play fair. What begins as a ridiculous curse quickly turns into something far more complicated-because in this story, emotions are real, consequences are unavoidable, and nothing goes according to plan.

AVAILABLE JANUARY 2026 - Updated weekly (complete) In this sequel to Jane Austen's "Pride and Prejudice," Maria Lucas loves Colonel Fitzwilliam. And nothing stands in the way of true love...or so we presume. Written originally for The Republic of Pemberley (Pemberley.com) under the nom de plume, "Elspeth" with the title, "Not All Wealth is Bought With Gold." The property of Emily Cassandra Aria Raven (nee Snyder).

I know that I'm late to the trend, but it's funny, ok? This is just a bunch of Y/n jokes to pass the time on a boring day, enjoy!

Light_Lanterns plssss don't find this! This is satire! I swear on my feet pics

Thiddy-chan is the new girl at Sakura Hills High School. Luckily for her, her two best friends since diapers will be right by her side: Dumpy-chan and Kaito-kun. On her first day, she befriends the resident bad boy, Edge-kun, after bonding over their love of music. She also saves Glasses-kohai from being bullied and even gets flirted with by Kuwa-senpai, the most popular guy in the school! But things turn when all four of them fall in love with her! Will she end up with one of them?! Will she be able to decide when the time comes?!?! Will she even know how they all feel about her?!?!?! Probably not for a while, she's dense a brick.

That time Mimi went missing. A "Summon Slime" story. Vibes-based. Read from any chapter. Wings in the night. Mimi is gone. Slimantha awakens to a knock and gets tasked with finding the missing mayor. But she ends up sidetracked by a duck-hosted celebration, an aside that gets its own isekai aside. Urgency has left the building, folks. But don't worry. Mimi will be fine. And the chuuni is waiting at Gold Mountain. Come join Slimantha for this absurdist cozy fantasy romp where urgency has checked out.

At San Roque High, some things don't add up. Three students stumble onto a secret the school won't admit-and form a club to chase what doesn't make sense. They're not looking for trouble. But trouble knows where to find them.

11x featured wattpad story. Before everything, it's assumed there was nothing, but what if there was no real difference between the two? Just two extreme philosophies from the first conflict. The planet Huom has been under observation for longer than should technically be possible. The primary watcher, a bitter black hole, is excited to see that there is finally a proverbial Darkness at the end of the tunnel. Meanwhile, on the planet, in the freezing mountains of Empris, Lyeasrakardsul, the oldest living sorcerer, suffers from devastating nightmares. At the same time, far away in the sandstone desert of Zenon, Herschel, a man filled to the brim with weird ideas is escaping a prison filled with strange old men. What does all this have to do with arsehole Gods, hairy Dwarfs, frustrated Afreets, curious Knomes, lizard-women, and nude Áettar? Perhaps Nothing, perhaps Everything... but why can't it be both?