Satire Stories

For Centuries Grim has been collecting souls. It's what he does, it's his purpose. One day, while collecting a soul in the park, he comes across a lost puppy. For reasons he can't explain, the urge to return the small dog to his owner is overwhelming. He soon finds the animal's owner, a woman in her mid-twenties named Maria. He is struck down by her beauty and realizes that he had once claimed the soul of someone she loved. He becomes even more conflicted when he realizes he has just one year to claim her soul.

Welcome to planet Talvaris, your generic isekai world filled with magic, dragons, and voluptuous female elves who look like they escaped from an illustrators search history. Everything here is as beautiful as the goddess Celes envision it, if you just ignore the slavery and racism on the corner. Unfortunately, maintaining this picturesque fantasy realm costs divine power. Luckily for the goddess, divine power can be charged by the Talvarians' prayer. And nothing beats the high-quality prayer of a Talvarian during the act of killing or being killed. That's why the occasional demon invasions are needed, oh and the OP otherworlder hero is also needed to tone down the invasion. Nobody wants the sweet Talvarians to get wiped out, right? But this time the celestial HR department makes a mistake. Alex Solomon is not a teenager, not handsome, and definitely not a Japanese. He is just a regular pot belly millennials who spend most of his time looking at the screen every day, just like the one who reading this now. Totally doesn't meet the goddess's standards. Hence, the beautiful but angry goddess cursed Alex Solomon to become an orc and banish him to the Demon Kingdom with nothing but a ability to access Earth internet. Stuck among demons, Alex Solomon decide if the goddess wants him to be a monster, he'll be the worst kind possible - a monster with ideas. Armed with memes, wikipedia articles, and misquoted great thinker, he and the demon army set out on a quest for revenge by doing the most disruptive thing that have been proven on earth: Building world peace, freedom, and democracy across Talvaris. One Tomahawk missile at a time. New Chapters every Tuesday & Friday For 30 chapters ahead, you can check at RR For 40 chapters ahead, you can check and support my patreon at patreon.com/Bimbanana

Beauty AND brains??? See if you can figure out the secret that allows Viviane Fox to study for her Ph.D. in Physics while she moonlights as a beautiful fashion model before it is revealed in the story. Follow her in this futuristic, sci-fi adventure/comedy where she learns about her forgotten past while navigating the silly and maddening situations from admiring, jealous, competitive, stereotypical and shallow people around her. What she learns about herself will determine if an evil organization takes over the world. She will have to use ALL her feminine smarts and talents to defeat them. A G-rated story appropriate for ALL AGES. No smut. No swearing. No gratuitous violence. A Beautiful Woman in Science Fiction is a satirical, futuristic, comedy adventure story. It is sometimes funny, sometimes silly and sometimes outrageous, but it never takes itself seriously. It touches on politics, feminism, world order, technology, spirituality in a story of undying love and devotion. It contains: A smart and pretty girl A herbivore man A tormented scientist A maniacal villain Cute teenage identical twin girls Quantum physics A tsundere pop idol A love triangle Soldiers Politics Feminism Philosophical musings Larger than life story This book has been fully written and is complete, but being released on a schedule. There will be an epic ending. WARNING: Readers with no sense of humor should get one first before starting. ^_-

Emily likes to swim, she wants to go pro. But when an english grade drops her GPA and threatens to kick her from the team. Her teacher offers a deal. Bring back a reclusive shut - in. Or perish in despair! __________________________________________________________________________________ [Full synopsis in first part]

I got reincarnated into a female dominated lesbian novel and became a dominant blonde male villain. They wanted me to drug the princess and try to do her and the fmc will try to stop me Bullshit! I defied the narrative plot and didn't drug the princess and talked to her like a normal person. I didn't try to charm her with my "nonexistent charisma" and "zero social skills" I broke her brain with random facts and stupidity "This woman thinks she can counter the RKO but I silenced her with The THREE MOST DANGEROUS LETTERS: R-K-O OUTTA NOWHERE! And took a selfie Now the author is panicking and the story wants me dead because I defied the narrative plot. "Im supposed to lay dead so I can fill your weak fragile ego" "Eat A Rko outta nowhere." I rkoed the female protagonist and hit a jojo pose. Hehe! (Updates weekly on Thursday and Friday)

Eleanor Voss's life is the rhythmic lurch between briefings and after-hours triage. She can make a joke sound like policy, a denial sound like comfort - but the jokes stop landing when the President declares "Economic Independence Day," orders money redesigned with his portrait, and decides the calendar needs a thirteenth month. Each morning she wakes to a new small catastrophe and a pile of color-coded folders that must be made to mean something. With dark humor and an unblinking eye for the machinery behind headlines, this novel follows Eleanor as she trades good faith for survival, allies for alliances, and sleep for contingency statements. The West Wing's cast - an iron-general, a crooked fixer, a constitutional scholar who keeps trying to stitch the country back together - are both comic and tragic. As the spin tightens, Eleanor must ask: how far will she go to save a nation that no longer recognizes itself? Funny, sharp, and humane, this is a story about the absurdity of power and the people who stand between spectacle and ruin.

Please this is satire i swear. Jax and Tung Suhar go to the same school together,, Tung Suhar is a little tsundre.. and Jax is an evil bully boiiiiii! Will their relationship work out..? Who knows..

Para ito sa mga taong araw-araw nag susumikap... Para sa mga taong, walang ibang option kundi pumasok.. Sa mga taong galit sa Monday... Sa mga taong walang pahinga... Sa mga taong biktima at parte ng Sistema... Sa mga taong gusto ay konting ginhawa... Mahirap man or mayaman.. Lahat tayo ay "Alipin ng Salapi"

When the big, bad dragon meets his match, he's forced to do something no dragon has ever done before--ask for help. And with enigmatic knight Sir Crispin de Harriff-Scarnley hot on his scaled heels, it's humble--and slightly sozzled--apothecary student Alyx he turns to as his unlikely saviour. Perceptions will be shattered and unlikely alliances forged as Alyx attempts to save both his skin and the dragon's hide, while dodging spells, grappling with gryphons, negotiating hangovers and, perhaps scariest of all, confronting his classmate crush. And all the while, in the background, a sinister figure looms...

I got really bored, don't even ask please.

CEO Mafia boss Bayciel fights to give Floortje (Y/N) the perfect life. (PS: This is a joke plz don't attack me :[ )

"Four legs good, two legs better." In this gritty reimagining of the 2026 animated epic, the animals of Manor Farm break their chains only to find that the price of freedom is higher than they ever imagined. What starts as a dream of equality under the guidance of Snowball and Napoleon quickly descends into a nightmare of propaganda, purges, and betrayal. Follow the tragic journey of Boxer, the steadfast loyalty of the working class, and the chilling rise of a new breed of masters. In a world where the commandments are rewritten in the middle of the night, the line between man and beast disappears. The rebellion has ended. The tyranny has only changed faces.

This is the true story of how a small action can snowball into the world's biggest blunder. This is how Y/N changed the trajectory of the One Direction members' lives forever.

Harry P. has always known he was different. He just assumed that meant unlucky. When a trip to the zoo turns into an encounter with towering robots, impossible heroes, and at least one very talkative snake, Harry learns the truth: he isn't just strange - he's a mutant. In a world where magic and mutation have quietly coexisted for generations, Hogwarts is more than a school for wizards. It's a refuge for the gifted, the dangerous, and the deeply unpopular. As Harry is drawn into a hidden war between those who fear the unknown and those determined to control it, he discovers that destiny has a sense of humor - and it's usually at his expense. From the creator of Super Magic Force Wars, Hogwarts: A School for Gifted Youngsters is a Harry Potter / X-Men crossover in which every character is a dual character, blending two beloved fictional worlds. It mixes action, mystery, and occasional absurdity into a character-driven story about power, identity, and surviving a world that would really prefer you didn't exist.

In this sequel to 'A Christmas Carol', teenagers with attitude, stringent ideologies and possible delusions of grandeur are pitted against a wily opponent, Santa Claus, who may or may not be taking over the world, a fact that these kids resent, because it's their world to take over! Ebenezer Scrooge is also still hanging around and might just be a vampire.

Extremely 🔞 INTERSEX 2ND STORY! GL!

In a town where rumors move faster than the wind, an ensemble of strangers finds their lives tangled in ways none of them can explain. Urban legends spread through Amaruqucha like wildfire, anonymous posts, and the rise of dangerous figures lurking beneath the surface. Amid this growing tension, Xochitl from Mexico, arrives in Peru expecting a calm semester. She expects noise, color, and culture-but not the feeling that the town is watching her back. While Sisa, a local resident whose life is bound to secrets she cannot yet name. Secrets tied to the land, to the shadows, and the town seems to be watching her, tracking her steps as if it already knows her name. Their worlds should have remained separate. Yet Amaruqucha has a way of pulling people together, weaving their paths into a single, tightening thread. As supernatural rumors collide with strange people conflicts and hidden agendas, the town becomes a maze of shifting truths. With every step they take, the mystery deepens. With every rumor, the danger grows. And with every passing day, the line between legend and reality fades. In Amaruqucha, nothing is coincidence. And once you're part of the story, there's no way out. ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰɪʀꜱᴛ ꜰᴀɴꜰɪᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ɪ'ᴠᴇ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛᴇᴅ ʙᴀꜱᴇᴅ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʀᴀɪʟᴇʀ "ᴀᴘᴜᴋᴜɴᴀᴘᴀ ᴋᴜᴛɪᴍᴜʏɴɪɴ-ᴀ Qᴜᴇᴄʜᴜᴀ ᴍᴇᴀɴꜱ "ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇᴛᴜʀɴ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴏᴅꜱ", ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴇxᴀᴄᴛʟʏ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏꜰꜰɪᴄɪᴀʟ ꜱᴛᴏʀʏ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ. ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴇxᴘʟᴏʀᴇ ᴍʏ ᴏᴡɴ ᴠɪꜱɪᴏɴ. ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜰᴀɴꜰɪᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ɪꜱ ᴍʏ ᴀᴛᴛᴇᴍᴘᴛ ᴛᴏ ɪᴍᴀɢɪɴᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍʏꜱᴛᴇʀɪᴇꜱ, ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴀᴏꜱ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱʜᴀᴅᴏᴡꜱ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴄʀᴇᴇᴘ ʙᴇᴛᴡᴇᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʟɪᴠᴇ

. ₊✩‧₊˚౨ৎ˚₊✩‧₊ Cawo Jamac has always felt like she was out of place her whole life. She was always either too big, or too quiet, or too awkward to make friends. Living a sedentary life with every day on repeat, she'd soon be met with a reality check. The rotund freeloader was now getting shipped back to Somalia for dhaqan celis. She had no choice but to immerse herself in her culture that she knew little to nothing about. Expecting nothing more than mosquito bites, starvation, and possibly contracting TB, Cawo instead was now a peak example of the Somali beauty standard back home. Will Cawo find love? Or will she leave her motherland humbled, with a shattered self esteem? ⠀ ₊✩‧₊˚౨ৎ˚₊✩‧₊ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀:¨ ·.· ¨: ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ '· . 𐙚 This is my first story #dontjudgemechallenge!! I also started writing this as a joke so idk if i'll end up finishing it tbh.

Prince Kieron de Taifas is convinced he's going mad. Absolutely, stark-raving mad. He's not sure what he did to deserve such a cruel fate. All he knows is that one day, he woke up hearing a voice no one else seemed to. It tells him to do things he would never do. Say things he would rather die than utter. Each request is more ridiculous than the last, and at first, Kieron was able to ignore it. He could live with a little madness. But then the voice starts threatening violence for his disobedience, and bad things start to happen. His life starts to fall apart. His kingdom crumbles. So he gives in. Better to live on the whims of an unseen madman than to singlehandedly ruin the lives of himself and everyone he's supposed to rule over. Suddenly, everything starts going right again. As much as he hates to admit it, as long as Kieron does what the voice says, his life will be fine. And everything does go fine. Until Liora shows up. Liora wasn't supposed to matter. She was a normal girl in a normal village, living a quietly boring life. But after her village's harvest festival, everything changes. She starts going places she would never go. Things start happening that not even a seer could explain. And that isn't even mentioning the mysterious prophecy written on her left arm. As the two unwitting and unwilling heroes embark on their journey together in a dangerous balance of rebellion and compliance, they can't help but wonder: How can one escape a being that can rewrite history at the drop of a hat? And if their lives are being written by somebody else, were they ever really theirs to begin with? Top Rankings #3 in princes #1 in parodies #18 in satire #75 in medieval #19 in parody #75 in fantasyadventure #234 in fantasy-romance #2 in romantasy #35 in -romance #884 in fiction #824 in magic

One day, Samuel Davin wakes up as a woman. No explanation. No way back. To break the curse, he must complete one mission: make thirteen playboys cry. Disguised as Samantha, Samuel is dragged into absurd situations, fake relationships, emotional chaos, and a world that refuses to play fair. What begins as a ridiculous curse quickly turns into something far more complicated-because in this story, emotions are real, consequences are unavoidable, and nothing goes according to plan.