Satirefic Stories

𝔸𝕝𝕝 𝕠𝕟𝕖𝕤𝕙𝕠𝕥𝕤 𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕤𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕣𝕖 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕒𝕣𝕖𝕟'𝕥 𝕞𝕒𝕕𝕖 𝕥𝕠 𝕒𝕥𝕥𝕒𝕔𝕜 𝕡𝕖𝕠𝕡𝕝𝕖 𝕠𝕣 "𝕔𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕞 𝕠𝕦𝕥". 𝕀 𝕠𝕟𝕝𝕪 𝕞𝕒𝕕𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕗𝕦𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 All oneshots here are satire and aren't made to attack people or "call them out". I only made this for fun thanks

made for hubert :)

It's a lizard, it's a wizard, its Harry Potter! Except its not Harry Potter its a fan fiction and its really bad! Drilliam: re;imagined! revising the first two chapters (very little) and redoing the plot (plot? what plot? there was actually no original plot.) I'm finally going to complete this story... I would like to thank Bartholomew for this idea (cover photo is draw by us) :) - ⭐️

Bear sees a boy. He feels something.

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this is satire pls don't take this seriously For context, Artus is a dissambly drone (Murder Drones is the show btw) but is extreme relaxed. (He goes insane at night) Judas is a wannabe disassembly drone but is actually a zombie drone (he burns in the sun) Pou was taken in by Judas and can't speak anything other than "Pou" he has a screen programmed into his mouth which he can type into to express himself (He's the only sane one) Judas and Artus are both make and dating btw, Pou is their silly child Judas and Artus belong to both my friends while Pou is just a silly addition

Takes place after the Rare Jam Boree Fic

sexy time

after being discarded by the joker and escaping the explosion at the warehouse, a crowbar sets out on an adventure and finds his true love, the spear, along the way. ❤️❤️❤️

a little old satire oneshot i wrote a long time ago ps, you can read even if youre not a girl as nongirls can have periods too, gender and sex arent the same.

Ah yes, the stereotypical Wattpad Y/N we've all come to know and hate. With her golden blonde hair, brilliant blue eyes, she's "not like other girls" with her quirky-UwU-baka-ness. She's the main character of her story and she knows it. But what happens when the short quirky shy loner girl is suddenly whisked to an entirely different world? One where she's NOT the center of attention? Greetings Portal Master! Whether you're a Skylanders fan, Y/N slander enjoyer, or even both, (like me) strap in! This is gonna be one heck of a story. Passion project I mainly did for dialogue practice. There is *some* foul language but it's used very sparingly. Date Started: July 11 2023 Date Finished: September 5 2023