Satirical Stories

Welcome to the Companion Update. Valve and Facepunch created advanced AI companions to fill in servers, pulling characters from every franchise imaginable, complete with their personalities and memories. The problem? The Companions are genuinely sentient. They have no idea they're in a video game. To them, players are "Operators", glitches are "reality anomalies", and their manic, basement-dwelling terminally online bosses are incomprehensible entities. This anthology chronicles their assignments as they try to survive a reality that doesn't make sense.

When Y/N joins Bedford High school for her first day, she has no idea that three members of staff already have eyes for her.. which R will she choose? Spin off of the hit novel Baba Grill

y/n stories but ur the bg character 🥹 inspired by tt povs COMPLETELY SATIRE !!

Twenty-five, unmarried, and the eldest daughter in a Delhi household, the same bumpy rickshaw ride, the same crowded metro, the same tele caller job that her neighbours mistake for something shameful. Her life is monotonous, predictable, suffocating. Until one morning, a stranger starts taking her route. Same metro. Same time. Same station. At first, it's just an observation. Then it becomes a pattern she can't ignore. Then it becomes something she can't name, something that disrupts the careful numbness she's built around herself. He doesn't know her story. He doesn't know about the broken phone screens, the judgemental aunties, the weight of being the responsible one. He's just there, every single day, like a question she's afraid to answer. In a life lived between stations, where every day bleeds into the next, this unnamed thing, this pull toward someone who exists outside her world of duty and sacrifice, threatens to derail everything she's convinced herself she doesn't deserve. A sharply funny, achingly honest story about the eldest daughters who hold families together while falling apart themselves, and what happens when something, or someone, makes them wonder if there's more to life than just surviving it.

When an arrogant billionaire, RAYMOND SINCLAIR, double-crosses the sinister military industrial complex, he discovers the beautiful intern he recently fired, EVELYN SIMMONS, holds the key to saving his life and his company. *There is an expanded version of this story on my profile that is more polished. 'The Asshole App Expanded Version'. *****Author's note. Story contains Mature Language and Sexual References***** My beautiful cover was made by @myie_laura 's Love Graphics Shop. Featured on the #Badass Reads Badass King's reading list No. 1 in the Jam-Board 2022 General Fiction Category. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Excerpt from "The Asshole App"- "Baby, I got your text. Now, tell Mama Dee what happened." "My boss, Raymond Sinclair, that's what happened! He's a jackass." Evie gulped air, swallowing bile. "He humiliated me in front of the entire staff this morning." Struggling to breathe, she held her midriff. "I feel as if I've been punched in the stomach." "That asshole!" Deedee's voice was muffled behind the menu as she checked the specials. She lowered the shiny, laminated cardboard. "I told you the man's a soulless billionaire. I don't care how many smart phones or self-driving cars he's sold. Or how hot he looks on the cover of Time. He's an insufferable ass." Suggestively, she laid an exquisitely manicured index finger against her cheek. The jungle-colored nail was painted with tiny, fornicating leopards. "How are you going to get back at him?"

Ah yes, the stereotypical Wattpad Y/N we've all come to know and hate. With her golden blonde hair, brilliant blue eyes, she's "not like other girls" with her quirky-UwU-baka-ness. She's the main character of her story and she knows it. But what happens when the short quirky shy loner girl is suddenly whisked to an entirely different world? One where she's NOT the center of attention? Greetings Portal Master! Whether you're a Skylanders fan, Y/N slander enjoyer, or even both, (like me) strap in! This is gonna be one heck of a story. Passion project I mainly did for dialogue practice. There is *some* foul language but it's used very sparingly. Date Started: July 11 2023 Date Finished: September 5 2023

(⚠️ satire ⚠️) You're the beloved student with an unusual quirk... they're the top students. A friendly acquaintance blossoms into something more. The once childhood best friends turned enemies deepen their rivalry for your hand. Or will they? 😨😱😰😥

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Watty 2021 Shortlist. A Holiday Rom-Com that's out of this world. She's an unemployed school teacher. He's a single dad/evil interplanetary despot. Can the magic of an illegal winter holiday give them the gift of true love? Everything you enjoy about Netflix Christmas movies (princes, plucky heroines, mistaken identity, baking montages) and everything you love about space operas (dystopian futures, aliens, robots, explosions) come together for a silly homage to the heartwarming, formulaic stories we all love 2021 Watty Shortlist Nominee Winner of Icy Penguin Awards People's Choice Award for Science Fiction.

a mispronounced gerald has issues with the heeday ig. silly silly this is totally not a crack version of The Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde.... whaaaaaat...... created with the help of @gusssssssssssssssss !!

(Y/N) is a shy, awkward girl who has never been in a relationship. Until she meets Chadifer Hotmin, the baddest boy in School, and a wearwolf to boot! But their relationship is not without its challenges. Chadifer is already in a relationship with Jasmine Sapphire Rose, and Y/N's stepfather doesn't approve of her relationship with Chadifer. Not to mention Richibabe, a boy from the mafia, taking an interest in Y/N too! Can (Y/N) and Chadifer overcome all the obstacles in their way and find true love? Will Aaron ever find another sane being? Read and see! This book is full of all the tropes you love in a teenage romance novel: love at first sight, bad boys, sexy mafia men, lesbians, and of course, a happy ending. It's the perfect read for anyone who loves a good Wattpad story or Y/N!

Kim Y/n is secretly a royal who lived like a civilian. What will happen when her real family finds her?

Mason has been obsessed with the 67 meme but doesnt know it comes with consequences

This is a work of satire and absolutely intended to offend. Please consult with a doctor before consumption if you suffer from the following; - RupiKaur Syndrome - FakeDeepitis - PTSD (Pretentious TwatShite Disease) - a general lack of humour

There was an apocalypse. Then an era of peace. Now we're at a time when no one really cares about anything, save for a select few. In the midst of yet another apocalypse, the last living from their area form a group and will travel across vast lands to set things right. For some reason, disappointment and flowers are a recurring theme here. *Updates whenever I feel like it

This might be historically inaccurate but forgive me since I'm not a fan of history.

The ritual of "Darkest Hour" has finally come to fruition. The world is once more thrown into chaos, as it always is every 12 years. The new generation of heroes rises out of the depths to face their foes. Will the forces of good finally be able to end this cycle? They shall learn as to why their ancestors were never able to end the ritual. Good hunting, unto you all. lmao just kidding this is a big shitpost story with characters from the most unrelated series coming together like a fanfiction made in hell

So you have a podcast you'd like to promote? That's fantastic! Come along with me, as I painstakingly detail all the ways to not succeed in doing that. Not a podcaster? That works too. Everyone is welcome, to what should be a farce about the road to building an audience, but is too bonkers not to be true. ★★★ Copyright © 2022 Melaina Blanc. All images are created or owned by me or are public domain. https://melainablanc.com/

TW: emotional (satire), kpopphobia,

You and your friend Jack Hart know three things: There's a new mall in town, opened by the country's richest man, Miles Dane. He's disappeared. And the mall is a sadistic game. To win, you have to make it to the top floor. Alive.