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This story is my satirical take on how atmosphere of social media is degrading. what will happen when Lord Krishna decides to interact with his devotees and join wattpad. How will lord krishna be as wattpad user ? Awesome cover ♥️@Krishni4♥️ Maine jaisa socha us se bhi better hai. Highest #1 in Krishna. Highest #1 in satirical Monthly updates.

Gabrielle is a freaking savage. A god damn female zaddy. But will her zero tolerance stance on fuck boys be tested after accidentally falling for the one guy she swore she'd never date? In the surf scene of Oahu's North Shore it's Anyones game 💋 dating in the surf world through a feminist lens.

(This is a ongoing football personification story series made by an amatuer writer.) "In Est, nu e ca in Vest frate! Norii negri sa adun peste noapte!" Welcome to the malaise of (former) giant footballing nation of Romania! Teams split, go bankrupt, reform, or die off into the history books. Giant domestic teams flounder internationally and relegation from can mean a fight for a club's life. Have you wondered how it would be for a being representing these clubs to exist within this volatile system? How the being's soul conflicts with the dark realities of football in the East? You've come to the right place. Welcome to Stagnare! Enjoy this very bleak stay and I hope you enjoy my writing. Note: This will contain stuff like drinking, depression, and deaths (don't worry, rebirths too) of clubs. Just suffering in general. You've been told. P.S. - Don't expect much art here, I don't do art. I just suck at drawing.

fuck this shit || average evil test tube fic || no offense to people who have made an evil test tube fic considering exp21 is what got me into wattpad also I only made this cuz I was bored af || CONTAINS SWEARING!!!!

*AdultFiction's November 2020 Book of the Month* He is the Gentleman we all know. Elegantly wrapped in a black cashmere trench coat and the stench of rot and old age, he comes to a gathering, making both men and women swoon. Then, at the end of the magical night, he brings a special girl on an escapade. He never fails to surprise her. Gloomy and satirical, this ten-minute-read will leave you disturbed for much longer. WATTPAD AMBASSADOR READING LISTS: Petty Crimes from crime - July 20th, 2020 Love Triangles and Affairs from dangerouslove - March 19th, 2020 Hook, Line, Sinker from mystery - May 26th, 2019 Diamond - Complete from StoriesUndiscovered - May 1st, 2019 AWARDS: Short Story 1st Place - Earnesty's Writers Awards 2019 - August 15th, 2019 Short Story Category 1st Place - Dream Awards 2019 - June 10th, 2019 FROM READERS: "The way the author uses words makes you wish there were more in the English language. Each phrase and sentence was constructed specifically and concisely. You can tell that the author planned this story out and then executed it with equal precision." @ereehu, Earnesty's Writers Awards 2019 Judge "You draw us into this evil spider's web, painting a picture of deepening horror." @CMF_Wright, author of Earnesty's Writers Awards 2019 Fantasy Winner "The Rest is Riddles" "This is the sort of tale that is enjoyed on the first run, but it really unfurls after repeated reads. All the subtle metaphors and allegories peek from between the lines." @lesserknown1, author of Watty's 2019 Horror & Paranormal Winner "Lead Me Astray" Start date: April 1st, 2019 End date: April 6th, 2019 Unpublished due to evolving creative interests then republished for personal reasons in 2026

Turns out, the app store does allow games that would explode your phone. Danny learned this the hard way when his house got set on fire trying to download funny monkey game. And so he decides to move in with Drew, who just so happened to place bombs around his house due to his envy of ninja the streamer.

Step into a realm where the lines between fiction and reality blur, and laughter awaits at every turn. In 'Ragabound', Jimmy, Ria, and Miles, an unlikely trio of friends running an indie press, embark on a wild adventure they never saw coming. When they receive a mysterious manuscript, a simple book binding job thrusts them into a fantastical world where a tyrannical government seeks to crush creativity and individuality. As they navigate dungeons, encounter peculiar characters, and face absurd challenges, the bonds of friendship deepen, and the trio discovers their own hidden strengths. Alongside parallel characters secretly opposing the oppressive regime, they embark on a rollicking quest to restore freedom and unleash the power of imagination. With humour and a riveting plot, 'Ragabound' celebrates the sheer joy of storytelling and the resilience of the human spirit. Will our unlikely heroes defy the odds, outwit the shadows, and bring a realm back to life? Join them on this uproarious journey and get ready to have your imagination unleashed.

There's a hidden war in the city-and almost no one knows it exists. Two rival factions are fighting for control of the system: power grids, data, infrastructure... everything that keeps the world running. But someone is fighting back. They're called the Gremlins-a secret underground team of hackers, saboteurs, and infiltrators who specialise in breaking systems from the inside. For years, they've stayed invisible. Until one of their own is murdered. Now down to three, they're forced to recruit a new crew: unpredictable teenagers, a drone expert, an animal handler, a con artist, and a human calculator. Their mission: infiltrate both factions, expose their weaknesses, and take control before it's too late. But nothing stays hidden forever. There are rumours of a spy. Signals that shouldn't exist. And someone else watching from the shadows. In a world of secrets, sabotage, and shifting alliances... trust might be the most dangerous risk of all.

Russia and America grow close but how will everyone else react to it?

I'M CRYINGF THIS IS THE SHIT I DO WHEN BORED 😭

Allow the story to unfold as Elana Cuttlespoon manages high school. She's an insufferable British outcast, unlike all her peers. Her misfortunes are increased ten-fold when a certain someone (it may or may not be Harry Styles) bursts into her life. Elana Cuttlespoon is skeptical of this avant-garde beau. However, she may just have a change of heart. I would like to stress once more: THIS IS NOT SERIOUS WRITING! The story is a satire, made for the enjoyment of others. This is a comedic narrative making fun of the absurdity of outrageous Y/N fan-fiction. It is also written stylistically: way too many setting details, "I'm Not Like Other Girls" Syndrome, and mentioning beautiful "orbs" every five seconds. I urge you to believe that I am not unhinged. (And yes, this is enemies to lovers.)

Ash and Misty are about to get married but Serena has other plans. A little satirical take on what most yandere fanfiction seems to be like. I'm a Pokeshipper (obviously lol), so I'd stay away if I was an Amourshipper (unless you want to read it idrc).

Kabir, a college student, was on his usual route to home. But today, his journey took an unexpected turn. Running late due to college activities, he hopped onto a train without checking its destination. As the train chugged along, Kabir realized his mistake. The stations passing by were unfamiliar, signaling he was on the wrong train. Suddenly, the world around him began to feel different, almost surreal. Lost and disoriented, Kabir embarked on a journey through a strange, metaphysical realm, facing challenges as he tried to find his way back home.

This is a satire story based off an animation I made

An odd story full of subliminal messages all about the poisoned youth and overprotective elders. Good luck in understanding this and if this offends you, sorry but not sorry. If your in my class, you'll get the references, I hope.

My name is Syphilis Infinitree. I was just an average girl, until I met Alec Ryder. Alec Ryder was the hot bad boy at my school. His skin the colour of eggshells, and his lips looked just like dry ham. His hair was the colour of chicken faeces, and he often ran his fingers through the gelled hair, the texture like badly made bread dough. He was so hot. But, I didn't like him, because he was a bad boy, and bad boys were not my type. (Yes, this book is satire.)

A dark comedy about what would REALLY happen if someone got isekai'd. Melanie finds herself isekai'd into a book she doesn't even know the title of. Sexist men, tight corsets, rigid customs. She quickly realises that this will not be like the Manhwas she read online. Follow our three female leads: Melanie, Isla, and Surya through their independent stories and struggles. Surya will do anything for power. Isla will do anything for love, and Melanie? Not even she knows. Three women, one queen. **IMPORTANT: WARNING: My writing style changes depending on my mood, readers may get whiplash from the bullshit in this book. You have been warned. ♡this is the same author, under the same username, as the one on ao3. This work was published once on both sites.♡

A few chapters about seeing things In a different way, a new perspective. On different subjects, even on what people want if they so desire.

PLEASE DONT SUE ME TEMU WARNINGS - MILD SWEARING, TEMU PRODUCTS MENTIONED, SLIGHT GORE (BLOOD, WOUNDS, ETC.) (This story was created by both me and my friends, please know this story was made for jokes, just for funnies and some laughs. LOVE YOU GUYS FR) A man named Frog, or you could call... Lily, who left his hometown and crossed Super Epic Lands borders. He spent his years of training to become a fellow trader of the Temu Finders Foundation. Though, he's not any special, he's just some regular ol' trader like everyone else in Super Epic Land. He finds that the Temu Finders Foundation has assigned a mission to every trader in the world to find all of the possibly made Temu products, if all were founded, they'll be rewarded handsomely and will be specially involved to listen in on their secret big project they've been hiding. Frog accepts this challenge and makes haste, but what he encounters in his way will make things so much more difficult... and it'll possibly make things even more sorrowful, painful even.

Lara was just getting over a breakup. He wasn't the love of his life afterall... A strange chain of events led her to meet... a mysterious yet handsome man.... Joseph.