Истории Satirical

Pin must choose between Coiny and Pencil. (satire)

The Protagonist is as generic as ever. He is kind, good-looking, and doesn't get attention from girls until he gets to highschool. But we aren't the Protagonist. The Protagonist is actually our twin brother. We are the Side Character thrusted into the chaos. Now Y/N has to help his twin brother survive the tropes thrown at him and try to not to get roped in to his shenanigans... though that might be impossible. Who knows? Maybe we'll find love too. (This is satire, in case you couldn't tell.)

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It was more than reasonable to assume that what with war trauma, a messy past, and constant Ministry oversight, THEODORE NOTT had enough on his plate. Life, however, was far from being reasonable, especially when it came to the ex-Slytherin son-of-a-Death-Eater Auror trainee. And, of course, it went without saying that life also had a particularly bad sense of humor. Enter CASSIOPEIA OLLIVANDER, granddaughter of the famous wandmaker, ex-Ravenclaw, Cursebreaker-in-training...and part of a history Theo thought was behind him.

forgive me da- wild card for i have sinned

A billionaire Zackie Gayburg mysteriously vanishes. The FBI assigns a least qualified team to find him: Giuseppe Bianchi, a walking disaster. Frenchie, an optimist who makes every situation worse. Hardy Cockpit, a philosopher trapped in an FBI agent body. And their tyrannical supervisor, Chief Doug Wyatt. The story uncovers a truth no one expected. The deeper they dig, the more one question arises: "What if the people searching for Zackie are the reason he disappeared in the first place?"

The Sanctum has fallen. In a single night, one of Canokyo's most secure institutions is reduced to an empty husk; the duo responsible seemingly untraceable. Fear spreads through the town, a returning distrust has been branded back onto conduits- more specifically, Arlem. Arrested and forced into the middle of a crisis he barely understands, Arlem must face the inevitably of a threat thought long forgotten. With his decisions sifting his future down to a single path, Arlem needs to hope he makes the right one to see Canokyo through to its next chapter.

this is a very amazing book that is based off of my friends storytelling skills from when they were 8 😋

"The Question" Out in the dust and heat of the West, Darija, a hard-bitten cowboy with a past wrapped in shadows, rides across the endless plains, steppin' closer to a question that's burned in her heart for years. Her sweet Angela waits at home, but Darija's journey ain't a smooth one. The sun's set low, tangerine skies stretchin' wide over the horizon, and every mile brings new dangers, temptations, and lost time. But when a flirtin' maiden in a smoky saloon stirs up somethin' inside her, Darija's mission gets real complicated. With her heart heavy and the world spinnin' around her, Darija rides back to the one person who's never left her mind. And in the glow of a red sunset, with the air thick with heat, she'll ask: Will you marry me? A Wild West tale of passion, dust, and love that don't come easy-"The Question" will pull you in like the desert wind and leave you gaspin' for more.

Raven's crack addicted mom sells her to her crush's family. sHE beLIEveD

The cool adventures of MY OC skyler and her friends.......... together they work together to defeat evil and some other stuff too......... will they work together and Win?

Orbs ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣ S-S_-s-S_S_s_-Sss__S-SHy and petite warrior Rob Cantor travels through great perils at the a-a-a-a-all a-a-a-a-a-alpha school, seaching for t-t-t-t-t--t-t-ttorbst-t-true love... One that widens his orbs... T-Though... DsIstaster is soon to striek whenever the evil GNOME TAYLOR SWIFT starts to cause havoc!! Desperate to save the princess Abraham Lincoln from her grasps, Rob Cantor sets off on a mystical, orb-filled journey while a-a-a-also trying to find his one true love amidst the chaos... W-W_will Abraham Lincoln be okay? What will they encounter oooon theyr journey...........? Will Rob find his one true love? And did Rob's blue orbs widen in shock again?

cliche collection Emily Richards is the definition of nerd. When badboy billionaire werewolf celebrity Harry Styles runs into her at a Starbucks, her life is turned upside down! this is meant to be satirical, not serious!

When Applejack is discovered to be a violent maniac by Fluttershy, the two both are forced to stay near each other and share the terrifying secret. [Offensive Language, Fear, Graphic Violence, Gore, and Suggestive Themes] (Suggested Ages 17+) Made because I was bored on a ten-hour drive. (Discontinued because of unpopularity.) #1 in Appleshy #2 in Flutterjack

hi i was bored and uhh im too lazy to work on my story HELP ME. THIS IS HILARIOUS

a semi-ironic storyline of boss × worker office romance Charlotte Ranger is a 26 year old employee at a classic office job, originally starting with dreams of her own magazine at age 20 she somehow found herself employed in this dungeon of Microsoft Teams and Excel for a preppy weekly popculture magazine company. another one. the fourth time. shes been swept up in fragile promises by employer recruitment and ended up being an editor of some sort, not high on the food chain enough to go anywhere but a good enough pay to stick around. Parker Moree (age 29) on the other hand is 3rd in line to take over this company and thanks to that fact he is often found standing around the office floors looking at workers already pre-deciding who he would or wouldnt keep if he owned the place but trouble struck as Charlotte mistakes him for a loiterer, a slacking co-worker and even a stalker at one point to which this chaos ensues and leads to a series of trope-y coincidences!

A brief prosaic fable/philosophical observation on the recent radical accumulation and upward redistribution of wealth by the billionaire class. This very short piece also hints at the political influence such wealth can buy.

PSA this is a satirical story! Do not take it story seriously! It's supposed to be a joke by spinning the CEO + normal girl trope in kdramas/webtoons, 50% of this story is a joke!!! *** "I Don't Wanna Be CEO I Wanna Be Yours" is a satirical & crazy yet realistic take on dating your CEO boss. Read as our four main characters grapple with the realities of achieving your dreams, finding genuine connection with people you thought you'd never come to love, nurturing old friendships, and learning to appreciate the smaller things in life. *** Evangeline is just a typical office worker trying to make it in the corporate world. Along with her best friend Valerie, the two are often forced to work overtime just in order to appease their tyrannical supervisor, Peter. Seemingly going nowhere in life, suddenly an important project falls into the department's lap and Peter is determined to prove himself through it, which means all the more work for the two women. However, things take a turn when the project's direction seems to be heading the wrong way and Evangeline criticizes those who made the poor decisions for them... which happened to be none other than their young, hot, millionaire CEO, Declan Borisov. What's to become of her now?!

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Elia just wants to finish her internship and land a full-time engineering job at her company, with a salary and coveted stock options included. She's thrilled that they recently achieved unicorn status, confident that soon it'll be her turn to hit it big. After all, she has exciting plans for the money she's sure to make, like paying off student loans, affording her rent, and maybe even buying her cat a fancy toy. Unfortunately for her, the unicorn dies right in front of her, crushing her dreams of economic freedom on its way down. What's worse? Her boss was standing right behind her when it happened, and he thinks she's to blame. Her only option is to find a replacement unicorn, and it has to be done before the next board meeting in two weeks. On the bright side, at least she'll get some bonding time with her coworker Scott and his epic dimples, as they hunt down a replacement together. What follows is an adventurous satire of startup culture as Elia and her gang chase unicorns through a fog infested city, get high on restricted stock awards with the friendly neighborhood Venture Capitalist, and battle a terminator robot.