Satiricalhumor Stories

"I don't do tights." The redhead growls and Cisco raises his hands in surrender, backing away from the intimidating young man. "Alright, no tights. Got it." Cisco concedes. *** "Good morning, Emerson." Harrison Wells greets as he wheels in. Dominic narrows his brown eyes, cautious of the man in the wheelchair. Dominic nods in greeting and when he's sure that Dr Wells is out of hearing range, he mutters to himself, "I don't like him." "Why?" Barry asks, offended. Dominic tenses, not hearing "the streak" run in. "You scared me, you shithead." Dominic growls and Barry gives him a sheepish smile. "Sorry." ~~~ "Way to go, Twilight!" Cisco cheers when Mythos enters the main hub in STAR labs, his new vampire form slowly shifting away to reveal the red head in the costume Cisco made him. "Call me that again, and I'll kill you." Dominic threatens darkly, making Cisco swallow his spit hard. "Yup, got it." Cisco squeaks.

Haru Saito has mastered the art of not caring. Or at least, he would have-if the people around him weren't so painfully, impossibly, stupid. All he wants is a peaceful high school life, but instead, he's stuck dealing with: • A best friend who thinks life is an action movie. • A clueless rich kid who doesn't understand the concept of struggle. • A self-proclaimed nemesis who refuses to leave him alone. • Teachers who have clearly given up. • And an entire school that somehow, somehow, always finds a way to make his life harder. No matter how hard he tries to avoid chaos, it always finds him. From absurd misunderstandings to dramatic school events he never asked to be part of, Haru is exhausted. But at this point? He's accepted his fate. A deadpan, unwilling protagonist versus a world full of idiots-who's really winning here? - ‼️INSPIRED HEAVILY BY "The Disastrous Life of Saiki K" ‼️

"who are you?" "your conscience and i'm here to make you regret."

This is an English Translation the original is from @Cameronisherelol. Some Translations may be wrong as all of my Translations are coming from Google Translate. I am not profiting from this and yes you many translate my work into any language you want. Toto je anglický preklad, originál pochádza z @Cameronisherelol Niektoré preklady môžu byť nesprávne, pretože všetky moje preklady pochádzajú z Prekladača Google. Nemám z toho žiadny prospech a áno, mnohí prekladajú moju prácu do akéhokoľvek jazyka, ktorý chcete. I am not making 💵 out of this.