Sattire Stories

old man yaoi by a shit writer really cringe smut scenes

A poetry compilation. The ones that come straight from the heart delineating my thoughts.

(this is all satire btw but take it how you will)Furry con 2022 is where the "beloved" dream and George were at. unknowing that the other was present, dream had his own questioning booth and stage for a big group of people to ask their personal questions to him, dream. George proudly walked up to the stage in his bright blue cat fursuit hand made by his mom. whom made it while he was playing minecraft in her basement. Read to find out more 🤪

Here is the story of a clumsy yet independent widow who thought her life was about to end when yet again...love knocked on her door. Let's know more about mrs. desai and her tale to find the one true love of her life.

a short story regarding a mental illness and how it affected people By the way Srijan, Moorthy, Aakrit means sculpture in Hindi and Kalpan means Imagination

*Book 2 of 3* Ashley Harold demands answers. It has been a little over a year since Y/n Astley, Catherine Slater, One Direction, and 5 Seconds of Summer defeated Jaloshin Bungebob. Catherine, who is Ashley's best friend, still hasn't told her what happened. It is now February of 2023, which is Ashley, Catherine, Mack, and y/n's senior year of high school. The bands were just beginning to heal from the events of the year and the tragic loss of their friend, Antouis, when S*mon Cowell uproots their lives and sends them back to high school to attend Degrassi Community School, to Ashley's delight. While the bands are adjusting to the new climate with the help of Catherine, y/n, and Mack, Ashley's life is also forever changed when she discovers her true roots: she is not American, and she has a half-brother who just so happens to be one of the members of 5SOS. The gang tries to process this information and deal with Ashley's persistent fangirling when they discover that Conrad Cowell, S*mon's ratty evil son, is trying to bring Jaloshin back from Ultimate Custom Night with the help of Bartholomew Bath. Despite Ashley's miserable, insufferable personality, One Direction, 5 Seconds of Summer, y/n, and Catherine are forced to help her after they deduce that her life is being threatened by Jaloshin himself, who wants to deport her for being a fake American and take revenge on everyone who had wronged him the year before. Can they prevent Jaloshin's return and save Ashley? Made by two friends who may or may not have been writing this joke taken sort of seriously for three years that the New York Times called "Gloriously Odd" (not actually, don't sue us).

Oh no! poor y/n is bullied and abused at home and school but then one day, y/n finds herself stuck in a love triangle, what will y/n do? a Y/N story This book is entirely satire so don't take this seriously and make fun of it in the comments. Also, all my replies are sarcasm so don't take it seriously This is the fixed grammar version, the original have up 10 chapter out right now but with bad grammar.

some teenager who feels like they can write poetry or something

Backyardigans and murders. The perfect combination. With a twist of romance this fanfic is an utter delight, it will keep you reading on and on. !!!All characters are aged up so no shipping minors!!!

dream x gogy 🥺🥺🥺💙💚💙

Sussy amongus fic ig (this is a joke also its unfinished)

Margo is a forty-five year old woman who works as a high-school teacher in the city of Arlington, USA. She works undercover...for her own sake, for her family's and for everybody else's. It's the XXI century, and magic resides secretly only in the most powerful families in the world. Margo's was one of them but, a long time ago, they were stripped of their powers for good. Margo values most their simple life and hides from the tyranny of the Lords and their Squads, who have stayed in control of the world since magic became a mere legend. Now it's time for her to kick some ass, and be back home alive to do her favourite thing: scowling her whimsical twenty year-old twins. The plot unveils in a town festival, where some members of a Squad are about to seize another potential rebel: those apt to grasp the Will born out of the designed bloodlines.

PLEASE DONT SUE ME TEMU WARNINGS - MILD SWEARING, TEMU PRODUCTS MENTIONED, SLIGHT GORE (BLOOD, WOUNDS, ETC.) (This story was created by both me and my friends, please know this story was made for jokes, just for funnies and some laughs. LOVE YOU GUYS FR) A man named Frog, or you could call... Lily, who left his hometown and crossed Super Epic Lands borders. He spent his years of training to become a fellow trader of the Temu Finders Foundation. Though, he's not any special, he's just some regular ol' trader like everyone else in Super Epic Land. He finds that the Temu Finders Foundation has assigned a mission to every trader in the world to find all of the possibly made Temu products, if all were founded, they'll be rewarded handsomely and will be specially involved to listen in on their secret big project they've been hiding. Frog accepts this challenge and makes haste, but what he encounters in his way will make things so much more difficult... and it'll possibly make things even more sorrowful, painful even.

"Would you be the city mouse or the country mouse?" "I'm the awkward mouse."

A cosmic wanderer, content to drift aimlessly through the galaxy, stumbles into the most absurd concept the universe has to offer-Love. This is not a love story, at least not in the way Earthlings would recognize it. Rather, it is the bewildered tale of a sentient being's accidental collision with something that only resembles love, viewed through the confused lens of a species still fumbling its way through evolution.

A Twist to The Original Romeo and Juliet.

Linus kept up with his job, he kept serving and they kept eating. A feast for days, money well spent. Roxanne was having the time of her life because she wasn't used to the fast life that she got introduced. it was all fun until she saw what Linus pours on people's drinks when they were not looking.

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Xiao is an ordinary mortal in the city of Liyue Harbor. He never believed in the afterlife or grim reapers, which is why he finds Halloween quite stupid. Until he met Wallu and VB. Those two...they're something, alright. And it seems as though those two are hiding a secret he can't know about. When he finds out, however, to keep him quiet they must turn him into a grim reaper or else suffer the consequences. With a deal like this, Xiao realizes that he's going to have to play a dangerous game with Death. For his sake. And for Liyue... Cover art is made by @Oevemevenene I added a few things bc she allowed me too <33