Sattire Stories

Minho messages Pre Debut Han ( 100% sattire. No plot. Just Minho and Han texting. Teenager. Strong words.)

*Book 1 of 3* Y/n Astley is quirky: she doesn't fit in and she doesn't want to fit in. That all changed on a Monday when two new kids joined her band in November of 2021: Grant Grantson and Chad Innit. Throughout all of this, Jaloshin Bungebob, y/n's not-so-secret admirer, relentlessly tries to win her heart with the help of his henchman, Bartholomew Bath. Then, one of her classmates, Mack Fox, warns y/n that her future is not what it seems. Just when y/n thought she was in the clear, she gets called to the principal's office, and her life is changed forever. Made by two friends who may or may not have been writing this joke-taken-sort-of-seriously for two years. **Cover and chapter images are handmade with love :)**

Damentalo isn't your typical teen. No, really. Reclusive and eccentric; he's better friends with is cat than he is with most people. He passes through school aware of very cliche and unoriginal people surrounding him, all of whom are unaware of one fact... the very fact that tortures him in his solitude: he knows hes' being written. He's known his whole life that he's been living words on a screen. And he's constantly wondered who's really in control of his life, and where is it headed? Then chapter one finally starts, bringing long awaited answers to his questions a little bit closer to his outstretched, reaching hands.

a short story regarding a mental illness and how it affected people By the way Srijan, Moorthy, Aakrit means sculpture in Hindi and Kalpan means Imagination

gift for my friend, this is an inside joke. this is also satire hatsune miku is the principal of Royale High. She gets defended from bullies by James from StateFarm, a true chad. They become more than friends 👀

Maryanne Sue always felt left out, different from the rest. She was bullied by her peers and her family despises her. She was so confused when told she was a witch. Of course Maryanne knew she was different but... Not like this. Now, she's thrust into a world of magic, love and bitter jealousy as she tries to survive Hogwarts and make her dreams a reality. ATTENTION! This book is entirely satire and is meant to poke fun at cringey Y/N Harry Potter fanfics, you know the ones. Everything is going to be heavily exaggerated. Don't hate me, I'm doing this for the fun of it. - Love, Froggie

Season 3 of the icecube not so legendary series. Hope ill serve better this time and not just ghost u guys againnnn!!! I hope to stay active and alive. Back to the story 𝐓𝐚𝐞𝐡𝐲𝐮𝐧𝐠 : 𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐮 𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐥 𝐢 𝐝𝐢𝐞 𝐘𝐧 : 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐰???? 𝐓𝐚𝐞𝐡𝐲𝐮𝐧𝐠 : 𝐬𝐡𝐮𝐭𝐮𝐩 𝐲𝐧 , 𝐢 𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐤𝐢𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐘𝐧 : 𝐈𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐨𝐨, 𝐰𝐝𝐲𝐦 𝐛𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 ?? 𝐓𝐚𝐞𝐡𝐲𝐮𝐧𝐠 : 𝐢𝐭 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐮, 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐮 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐲𝐧 : 𝐞𝐰𝐰 ~~~~ Can't spoil more lolll 𝒘𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒏 𝒃𝒚 ~•𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒆𝒏𝒂𝒃𝒆𝒈𝒖𝒎292•~

(this is all satire btw but take it how you will)Furry con 2022 is where the "beloved" dream and George were at. unknowing that the other was present, dream had his own questioning booth and stage for a big group of people to ask their personal questions to him, dream. George proudly walked up to the stage in his bright blue cat fursuit hand made by his mom. whom made it while he was playing minecraft in her basement. Read to find out more 🤪

Xiao is an ordinary mortal in the city of Liyue Harbor. He never believed in the afterlife or grim reapers, which is why he finds Halloween quite stupid. Until he met Wallu and VB. Those two...they're something, alright. And it seems as though those two are hiding a secret he can't know about. When he finds out, however, to keep him quiet they must turn him into a grim reaper or else suffer the consequences. With a deal like this, Xiao realizes that he's going to have to play a dangerous game with Death. For his sake. And for Liyue... Cover art is made by @Oevemevenene I added a few things bc she allowed me too <33

"Would you be the city mouse or the country mouse?" "I'm the awkward mouse."

old man yaoi by a shit writer really cringe smut scenes

SIT DOWN. Close your eyes..( Well don't just do it after you read this) and find.... that person in your class, sorority, friends, enemies or whoever you'd rather hang out with. The one who doesn't seem to belong anywhere, maybe he has friends but not really. Someone who is nice and attractive and good at everything but not as noticeable as any of the others. This story is about that person except it isn't a he.... It's a she. " Come with me we'll go to your favorite place today" said Becky. But little did she realise that wasn't Rae's favourite place.. It was hers. " I can't come I'm sick" said Rae and threw her phone across the room eyes filled with tears. Because deep down inside she had always known she was the sidekick and that this was meant to happen always except now she planned to embrace it. She wasn't meant to be a follower, every bone in her body and every cell in her brain pushed her to go free off of this friendship but she loved Becky. She was her best friend no matter what. But now she was gonna be a queen too.

a low life peasant by the name of Spam (a can of Spams caned Ham) goes for a walk one day completely unaware of the adventures that wait ahead of him. how will this little can take the journey??? can he Handle the heat?? TW/⚠️ POSSIBLE MENTION OF: HOMOPHOBIA, POSSABLE VIOLANCE AND POSSABLE RACISIM. And let's be real probably more in the future when i get bored and find the inspiration... for more context in this universe the different food types fall under different races having. -Meats -Dairy -Gluten -Lactose -Vegetable -Fruit -Dr0gs -And other so yeah food racisim exsit now [A Work In Progress] ⚠️I wont be updating this story for a while I got bored and lost all motivation⚠️ -BA/🤠

A short satirical story about how a straight son convinces his lesbian moms about his newfound sexuality. Contains:- ✓Humor ✓satire ✓Alternate reality (Started on:- 09-04-2023) (Completed on:- 09-04-2023) (Disclaimer:- I DO NOT own the Images used in the book. Credit goes to respectful owners. I only OWN the storyline.) ©Minficz

sometimes, well, things dont go as planned.

yall this is all a joke I promise 😭

"You're not Chinese food..."

if you read this no you didn't

Oh no! poor y/n is bullied and abused at home and school but then one day, y/n finds herself stuck in a love triangle, what will y/n do? a Y/N story This book is entirely satire so don't take this seriously and make fun of it in the comments. Also, all my replies are sarcasm so don't take it seriously This is the fixed grammar version, the original have up 10 chapter out right now but with bad grammar.