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mafia boss Pete

An Opinion piece on the state of two institutions - comedy and politics - and how Dan Aykroyd (of all people) changed their paths perhaps forever.

A collection of sketches written for video, stage, and the Upright Citizens Brigade. Some are on YouTube. Apologies in advance about the formatting. They were copy-pasted from Final Draft (software)

just a pete davidson fanfic cause i have an unhealthy obsession for him

Kyle's got a huge crush...but will he ever be able to admit that to his creative partner and close friend Beck? (this is ironic.)

It's early in July, and he realizes oh, shit. Oh, shit. He's in love.

Pete Davidson Imagines:)))

this is who i really am,,,, the reall me,,, the true me... that you may not knwo.

oneshots of Stefon and Seth from SNL

~ that's just life, baby ~ where valentina and pete figure out how to raise their child as a functioning person in society 'pete, where did she go?' 'i thought you had her?' 'no, i thought you had her!' 'fuck!'

Fandoms Included: British Comedians (feel free to ask which) SNL cast members (former and current)(Feel free to ask which) Cobra Kai Glee Total Drama Stranger Things Scream YouTubers (Feel free to ask which) Smiling Friends Scott Pilgrim Saiki K Community Bunny (by Mona Awad) Various Starkid Musicals Marvel DC

"you wouldn't believe how much i think about you" "really?" "of course, you've changed my life"

Abby meets Pete, Pete meets Abby. Then you know what comes next the fall in love, but the press has a hard time wrapping their heads around it because the two are six years apart. How will they handle a relationship that is always in the spotlight?

«So... how is he?» Owen asked me, when we got a moment alone and away from all the chaos. «He's so sweet. I think I'm falling in love with him, honestly» I answered, smiling, with a cup of tea in my hand. «Good for you! Now, promise me that if I'm no longer with you in a few years, you'll name your first child Owen.» «Who says it's gonna be a boy?» I teased, sipping from my cup of tea. «Also, why do you have so damn depressing? It's the holidays.» «Just wanna make sure you'll be okay without me.» Just before the Saturday Night Live Christmas break, Cecily has to deal with a lot: her beloved family, her work, her past relationships; she's tired and thinking about letting herself go to waste, not wanting her friends' help, thinking that trying to save her life is not worth it, when she meets a random man in a bar, that helps her find her own happiness, as Cecily starts asking herself: "is this just a phase, or am I healing again?". DISCLAIMER: this story is not based on the memoir that Cecily wrote, it is purely fictional, even though some things are based on real life events that she talked about in her book. English isn't my first language, so I apologize in advance for any grammatical errors in the story.

don't mind me :) title says it all whores "𝐝𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐫 𝐝𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞"

A terrible love story that involves Andy Samberg of Saturday Night Live. (I do not own the SNL characters mentioned in the story or the cast members) Written and set in 2007. (I was very young, it's a reallllly bad story!)

A new girl, Mallory comes into her new workplace and is introduced to her boss, Seth Meyers. Over the course of the next few months, Seth and Mallory begin to talk and hang out more but is there something hidden about themselves?

Emmeline is a college student living in NYC. she works mostly every day to pay for her rent and student loans. she also takes care of her Papa. her tedious job has become her life, and it is holding her back from exploring out of her shell. Pete Davidson meets her at the perfect time. he allows her to realize that there is more to life than work. she finally is happy for once in her life. their inseparable bond is fun and loving at first, but suddenly, becomes dangerously dependant.