Saucepan Stories

something not great happened so at this point im just tryna get out of here xD

Planet Earth, once primarily ours, has been taken from us. Horrifying creatures of all different shapes and sizes lurk constantly, awaiting new prey. A parasitic fungus festers all over earth's surface, infecting any living things that come in contact with it or it's spores and turning them into monsters that crave blood. The weather patterns have intensified exponentially, resulting in normally livable places being as hot as the Sahara desert or as freezing as the North Pole. Society has been uprooted, chaos now reigns supreme, and the majority of the world's population is dead or has been drivien insane. Shuichi Saihara, a teenage boy with no prior experience, has been thrown into this world that's no longer ours. What will it take for for him to survive? And could he even find a lasting bond with someone he never would have expected to, even during the end of the world? --- read the a/n stupid cover is not mine, it's just a placeholder for now and all credits go to the original artist. i'll probably draw something soon.

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Updates will return one day lol, probably fairly soon but for now updates are on hold --- Kokichi Oma is the heir apparent of the entire Oma kingdom, the most powerful in all the land. All his life he's been isolated from anyone his age besides his fraternal twin, Celestia, and princesses from faraway lands his family are attempting to court him with. All he wants is a companion, someone other than his sister, someone he can actually be close with and isn't expected to marry simply for the integrity of the kingdom. Shuichi Saihara is one of the workers at the castle and is little more than a servant, expect to keep the castle in good condition and do whatever he's ordered to, having accepted his lower status as little more than a part of life. He wants a friend just as much as his royal counterpart, being the only person besides the sovereign children- who he is forbidden to interact with- that is his age. What will happen when the two, isolated all their lives and forced to stay apart, suddenly end up growing close? -------------------------------------------------------------- hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yay more gae food read the a/n for more information about stuff, im not typing it twice lol -insert better title and description here-

chris mclean x monokuma

The placidity of the night is shattered by brisk pounding footsteps. You know it isn’t you. You know it couldn’t be her. She’s dead. Yet, those footsteps... they sound so familiar. It triggers an alarm in your mind and you instinctively break into a run, but you still can’t put your finger on it. You know you’ve heard them before, and you hate yourself for not knowing. You just don’t remember.

i draw things lol

The true love affair of a saucepan and Jaffiar

Faye's life suddenly gets a little crazy the night she decides to chance the walk back home, accompanied by her freshly washed sauce pan...

Hi! This is my first ever thing written on this account, so please bear with me. If you don't know, "In The Shadows" is an amazing book my good friend is writing, so please check that out if you can and want to. (PS: I have rights from the Author of "In The Shadows" to use their characters for this. Please don't try to shame me for using them) (Also, join their Discord here: https://discord.gg/k4ZprmwuET ) Enjoy!

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Watermelon Bums is a beautiful coming of age story of great triumphing in the face of adversity. Jilly-Jolly, the main character, shows great strength and the reader will certainly experience the highs and lows of life while reading this narrative. It deals with the issue of discrimination, specifically of butt diversity in a world of plain butts. It encourages human beans (see what I did there) to stand up against bullies and treat them respectfully even when they don't, just like Jesus we always show the other cheek (hahh buttcheek) regardless of the situation, friendship and kindness always triumphs over hatred. Jesus is really the highest ethical lifestyle, and the story told by Watermelon Bums displays this exemplary way of living which hopefully inspires beans (haha) such as yourselves. It truly captures the Jesus by the side of the road in all of us.

Mayla is a genie, she have granted 2999 people wishes and she just wants to get over and done with number 3000. But not expecting the wishes she's been asked she's in for a lot of work and trouble, because unlike the mythical tales, the genies actually have to work and go into a lot of trouble for that stuff instead of a simple click of the fingers. Number 3000 changes her whole ideal of the perfect world she has and the selfish of people she has met along the way of being a genie. Always thinking that all people are selfish people and just want fortune for themselves. Being a genie is hard, but it's even harder when you fall in love. Read the fairytale of a genie who somehow fell in to a lot of more trouble then she planned.

Ill probably add a cover one day lol I doubt anyone's going to read this but bc I'm not big brain enough to make this an actual like written story in the format of a dr game I'm just gonna make a wattpad book with character files, random dialogue I thought of, oneshots, bullshit, etc. Enjoy I guess

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