Истории Saucy

All types of pick up lines from cringy to cute.

A Love Island-style drama so juicy it'll leak through your phone like my cream Welcome to Dating for Single, Ready to Mingle: the island where love, lies, and lip gloss go hand-in-hand. Nine contestants. Zero morals. One villa. Located somewhere between Ibiza and a tax haven, it's where anything can happen and probably will.

Boy goes missing and his body is found floating on the Charllotsville riverbank in Virginia 6months later.....it's up to detective Micheal to crack the case with his partner and only friend Louise Parker. Could this be the work of an old cult.....

In my first novel shrek meets the love of his life and cheets on fiona with his cheeky chair. VERY EXPLISIT LOTS OF SHREXY SCENES!!!! exciting ik. enjoy :))

My story is about a 15-year-old girl, by the name of Nicole Johnson. All her life, she's been going to Sperry Schools, a small school, and she would've never thought of leaving the school. She loved it. Sadly, the owner of the house she was living in, wanted her family out immediately. They move out to L.A. since she already has family living out there. Nicole starts crying when she found out she had to go to Los Angeles Unified School District. The first day, she meets a 16-year-old girl by the name of Rydel Lynch, and they become great friends. Well, when Rydel invites Nicole over to her house one day, Nicole is noticed by the boys, especially Riker and Ross. Over time, Nicole starts falling for them, but she can't decide on who to pick, as both try asking her out, and bringing her gifts. Who will she choose, if she should? Read on to find out! Hope you like it. :P

Dank, Spicy, Fresh, I will cure your needs for memes. Ya thirsty meme loving BITCH- *This Description was Sn1p3d by a fidget spinner*

Have you ever been so emotionally hurt that your whole body throbs? What about it being because of your favourite person in the entire world? Lola has. *-* Meet Lola, your typical 17 year old. She's like all of us really, school, drinks, sex except... She's completely and utterly in love with her bully, Jason. Did I mention he has a twin? That means double trouble! When her best friend moves back to town things start to change, but not in the way you think. When relationships grown between people you least expect, everything truly goes downhill. *-* So this is a story that one of my other friends have written but, it was a very quick thing so we have decided to write it properly on here. The whole story line was made up by her, all I'm doing is writing it into a longer story with chapters and stuff. *Nervous emoji with smile* -> lmaooo. Ahem, anyways, we hope you like it! Please let us know what you think in the comments or dm me if you don't like commenting. This story is kinda like a diary, kinda not. It's just laid back I guess so there are stupid jokes and she'll talk to herself and stuff like that. Thanks x Instagram: cookieE379

A romantic novel , all about my favourite youtuber, Tomska

A Girl Moves Across The Road From You And All You Can Do Is Think About Her....One Day You Build Up The Courage To Talk To Her Things Get Saucy.

you-tessa, a freshman in college who wants nothing more then to learn and continue to succeed until.. 《not after!》read if you dare♡

This tells the story of a happy life between the two young adults Giyuu Tomioka and Shinbu Kocho (None of these characters belong to me, they belong to their rightful owners as well as any of the pictures or phrases)

When Schyther slashes Pikachu's beloved bottle of ketchup, he falls into a deep depression. Pikachu is loosing battles, and doesn't care about life anymore. He did everything with that ketchup bottle, including....(ew).. Will Pikachu ever recover from his ketchup withdrawals? Will he ever realize that there's so much more to this world then a bottle of ketchup? Find out as you read this emotional, comedic, dramatic story about an electric mouse... lost in a world..... without his beloved ketchup. Enjoy ☺️

Elle is suffering after the loss of her dad. Her abusive mum is making life very difficult for her. Elle is walking to school and something happened that will change her life. Not for the better...

After having a rough childhood, Florence is sent off to a mental hospital to battle her wars with support. Under the horrible circumstances, she falls in love with a boy named Luca. Their relationship isn't accepted and they must keep it private. They've learnt to live through all their struggles but will they be able to make it through this one? They must find ways to be together in private, with the hopes that when they turn 18, they can be together in the real world.

You are about to work a brutal shift, but a special someone turns up flipping your world upside-down in a series of event you'll never forget.

Winifred the Whelk is kidnapped by a lobster called Gerard, who wants to take over the Shellfish bars by sacrificing innocent whelks in order to save his lobster and crab kingdoms from being eaten by thirsty humans who like fish feasts. Winifred is the next chosen sacrifice but using her promiscuity, she may be able to save herself and her whelk friends.

A kinky parody of burn my heart by Beverly Naidoo, staring Mathew and Mugo (short story)