Sausage Stories

A war is brewing between the empires, one that has been in the making since the founding of Rivendell. The first strike is a crushing blow that brings with it a terrible tragedy. Five years later, the war is still ongoing, having reached a stalemate. Life in war has become the terrible new normal for King Scott, until it's disrupted by a message from the Ocean Queen. Lizzie has discovered something that brings back an old hope and sends her, Scott, and Joel on a quest to gather what they need to save the world. Along the way, they may just discover things about themselves that could change everything.

"I cant wait to see you again gorgeous" her voice echoed over the phone speaker. "I'll see you again, gorgeous" she said as she walked away from the love of her life, her once in a lifetime.

this is a series of songs that you can indulge your bushy little face in. there will be some that are related to the indulgent sausage and most will be to the tunes of other indulgent songs. have an indulgent day and indulgently sings the indulgent songs.

A short story about a sausage who had a short life. (Inspired by Sausage Run) Not sponsored

When Gary sees Matt indulging in a big sausage, what will happen?! Will they let the desperate George join in on the fun?

Jigga go brrrr

Desirre and Sierra have been best friends for almost 14 years. Working in front of the camera as a presenter allows them to meet a lot of famous and interesting people and Sierra loves it. Any ordinary girl would jump at the chance to have her job but Desirre despises it. Meeting celebrities on a daily basis leaves Desirre uninterested when she meets Niall Horan on the corner of her street and doesn't even recognize him. So when him and his band One Direction come on the morning show that Sierra and Desirre work at to make a special announcement, although Sierra is indifferent, Desirre is a bit surprised. What surprises them even more is when Desirre and Sierra each swap bodies with their newly found enemies. So what's going to happen when the boys leave to go on tour and the girls stay in Ireland for their jobs but they are still stuck in the bodies of two of the world's most desired men and two of the boys are stuck in Ireland in female bodies.

Welcome to the book of Mod Sausage! Im always bored so have my crap!!!!

This is a poem by me it is called tender balls. I hope you enjoy

This came as an inquiry from a follower on a social media sight, asking for an answer to boudin noir from Martinique. At least that's what I thought...see how this little narrative sparks joy and interest in the history of cased meats around the globe.

Just spreading awareness that this picture exists.

A very short story about a sausage sarnie.

A beautiful collection of all the truly beautiful things in the beautiful MHA fandom. Beauty. I will update this regularly, like, daily regularly so if you want a daily meme fix for MHA you have come to the right book! This is mostly stuff that has made me snort with laughter at one point, whether waking up at 6am for school or Going to bed at 3am that night; or maybe even in a public place where I'm simply wheezing on the road. Either way I hope you enjoy! I don't own anything art/gifs/ memes in this book unless I say I do!! I also try to credit the artists; especially if their names/signatures are not on their posts; however if I have forgotten a credit or don't know the artist please tell me :D

"A new rule on this earth is made which allows everyone to legally kill one person in their life time. This affects the world severely and changes how everybody acts." Prompt via Writing-Prompt-s on Tumblr

The story of the long sausage.

Taste of heritage breed Berkshire pork - will definitely yummy! Instead of imagining flavor, contact Circle B Ranch to buy Berkshire pork products. Based in NYC, we are a family owned and operated farm specializing in natural, sustainable and humanely raised pork with no added hormones or unnecessary antibiotics and offering in house prepared delicious pork products.

#droopypoopy

a sausage version of E.X.O.

Two sisters move into the o2l house to replace their brother, Connor, he decided after he left o2l that his sisters should take his place leaving Allison with Monday's videos and Jessie with Sunday's videos.