Sausage Histoires

Jimmy was at a low, between moving out after a long fight with Scott, his long-term boyfriend, now ex-boyfriend. He was almost mad at himself that Lizzie, his sister, of all people had to point out multiple times that their relationship was basically one sided these for the last few months they were together, for jimmy to realize. Then after moving out, finding a place to stay. He's had a temporary set up at Fwhip's where he was crashing in his guest room for the past few months now, while the two looked for an apartment for him. Currently it was almost midnight, he had been scanning a new website for anything that might work due to him not being able to sleep when he found a place that was fairly cheap and not in a bad part of town. Clicking on it jimmy realized the price was due to it being an ad for someone looking for a roommate which jimmy didn't really want but after looking through the photos of the apartment he hesitated. Finally, he caved and read through the small paragraph about the guy that was most likely wrote by said guy but it gave enough info to write the guy's number and name down to try tomorrow xxx-xxx-xxxx - Tango Tekj (Forgot to add this sooner sorryyyy) Blue jay - jimmy - villain Blitx - Fwhip - villain Nightshade - sausage -villain Pink parrot - Lizzie - villain Turbo - Tango - hero Gemini - Gem - hero SB - Joel - hero Cyclone - Etho - hero Dream state - Bdubs - villain

A Boarding School AU featuring both Empires SMP members and Hermitcraft members! Remember, this is *MY* AU! I don't want any criticism on what is and isn't cannon!

just some shit i want to express. ｐ． ｗｊ

What would have happened In Empires SMP S1, if Gem was dead? If S1 was a hardcore server... How would they defeat Xornoth without Gem? - MY OWN BOOK!!! - - Ummm, I uploaded the cover from google then wrote on it... -

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A boy falls for another. Hearts fighting for each other. Will love win or will there doubts get the best of them.

In the first chapter I will explain who people are and which house they're in and I won't write the receiving of the letter but start at the first day. 😊

A weird, quirky humorous horror story.

OUTWORLD: Sea Dog takes place in a universe populated by animals. Husky salvager Michelle Pow embarks upon a perilous mission into the briny deep, a mission that will test much more than her skills!

Two sisters move into the o2l house to replace their brother, Connor, he decided after he left o2l that his sisters should take his place leaving Allison with Monday's videos and Jessie with Sunday's videos.

"This is actually pretty scary. I'll never be able to look at another spotty sausage for as long as I live." - The Daily Tale "Oh please! There's nothing scary about a giant rat balancing on a backward homemaker. Are we supposed to feel spooked?" - Enid Kibbler "The hooded maggot really freaked me out." - Hit the Spoof "I hope Tony and Lauren get married." - Zob Gloop

Hi I'm sage, like the sausage and this is my life. Personally I don't give a shit but you might. So this is my story, or a brief definition of it. I'm a loser, a freak, fat, and ugly is what they say. But I don't care, I'm a nerd, I love books, but I'm also a cool girl. Yeah I'm a bit shy but who cares . So that's about me, but the book, well it's my love story. Full of the craziest, most special adventures, all in the point of view of me, sage, a shy, book worm freak, who gets bullied in school but really doesn't give a shit.

A new, hunky neighbor throws Goofy's whole world off balance.

"A new rule on this earth is made which allows everyone to legally kill one person in their life time. This affects the world severely and changes how everybody acts." Prompt via Writing-Prompt-s on Tumblr

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Sabi nga nila pag may tao kang nakita sa panaginip mo isa siya sa mga taong nakilala mo sa past life mo o di kaya'y makikilala mo sa future life mo. Peru sabi din nang iba pag may napanaginipan kang hindi mo kilala, ibig sabihin may kulang sa buhay mo. Pano kung makilala mo yang taong nasa panaginip mo sa totoong buhay? Mapupunan na ba ang kulang sa buhay mo? Magiging masaya ka na ba?

These are all the important parts of history your teachers leave out.

Jigga go brrrr

Love the Bacon World book? Here the story from Sam's point of view as he tries to take over Bacon World and turn it into Sausage World!