Sausage Stories

A war is brewing between the empires, one that has been in the making since the founding of Rivendell. The first strike is a crushing blow that brings with it a terrible tragedy. Five years later, the war is still ongoing, having reached a stalemate. Life in war has become the terrible new normal for King Scott, until it's disrupted by a message from the Ocean Queen. Lizzie has discovered something that brings back an old hope and sends her, Scott, and Joel on a quest to gather what they need to save the world. Along the way, they may just discover things about themselves that could change everything.

Are you wondering?: I wonder what the Empires S1 characters be like if they all went to the same highschool? Sure there are many books about a highschool AU of Empires season 1 but I just wanted to make one sooooo bad now let's do the 'proper' description... The amazing, mystical and funny emperors are in highschool, what might happen? Angst? Ships sailing? You can find out more by reading this wonderful (probably not) book!

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Desirre and Sierra have been best friends for almost 14 years. Working in front of the camera as a presenter allows them to meet a lot of famous and interesting people and Sierra loves it. Any ordinary girl would jump at the chance to have her job but Desirre despises it. Meeting celebrities on a daily basis leaves Desirre uninterested when she meets Niall Horan on the corner of her street and doesn't even recognize him. So when him and his band One Direction come on the morning show that Sierra and Desirre work at to make a special announcement, although Sierra is indifferent, Desirre is a bit surprised. What surprises them even more is when Desirre and Sierra each swap bodies with their newly found enemies. So what's going to happen when the boys leave to go on tour and the girls stay in Ireland for their jobs but they are still stuck in the bodies of two of the world's most desired men and two of the boys are stuck in Ireland in female bodies.

This book is about the guy that lost his weiner

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Tw | Kidnapping, torturing, death threats, trauma | Ships | Jizzie, Flower Husbands , Nature Wives Xornoth comes up with a plan to finally beat all the empires rulers. Will it succeed?

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Gilbert and Reader-chan have some free time on their hands. They decided to have some fun if ya know what I mean ;)

Mr. Sausage felt as if someone was toying with him. He looked up, and sure enough, there was the infamous thief Hammy McLegHam! He was perched on top of a building, spying on Mr. Sausage with the lettuce under one arm. But as soon as they made eye contact, the former sped off like when there's only one Tim Tam left in the store. Well, two can play at that game! Mr. Sausage thought. He ran as fast as his tiny little legs could carry him, chasing the thief with his lettuce. Of course, it was all in vain, as Hammy was much faster than the sausage. He was left panting over his knees, desperately trying to regain his breath. In this big country Mr. Sausage was like a needle in a haystack. Oh, how he wished to go to the safety and comfort of his home! But alas, this quest must be accomplished, and he must get the lettuce. ______________ This is the most dramatic romance story of Mr. Sausage, your average Spanish travelling sausage and his quest to find true love. ______________ "I loved it! It was amazing. Such a fun read" -Naomi Lawson "Oh it was SOOOOOOO amazing like SO GOOD like OMG like you should totally read it like yeah" -Sophie Brown "Incredible! 54/5 stars!!!!!!!!!!" -Leona James "Am I getting paid for this?" -Anonymous "What no it was horrible-" -A now deceased sister

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St. Joseph's School for Magical Boys is a wonderful place. It's filled with laughter, joy, and all things yaoi. All is well at St. Joseph's. Everything is perfect. There is nothing to worry about. Absolutely nothing is out of the ordinary.

Kana Golsden a 15 ans et habite à Chamville en France. Dans son pays les autorités qui sont sensées protéger les citoyens, ne font rien de cela. Au contraire, elles reçoivent des ordres de l'états, dont principalement: tous les 5 mois, passer dans les écoles et "enlèvent", emmènent de 2 à 5 jeunes de 14 à 18 ans. On les séparent de leur quotidien, de toute leur vie pour en faire des chiens à leurs services. la plupart son contre cette soumission mais, ne disent rien par peur de se faire emmener ou fusiller. Kana veut se rebeller et ses parents en sont conscients, alors essayent de la faire taire au mieux pour ne pas le perdre. Pour ne plus souffrir, Kana tentera d'arrêter ça, mais à cause de son instinct, toute sa vie sera bouleversait et sa nature, révélée.

I'm supposed to describe what I've written here but frankly, i don't know how to describe this. So just jump in, find out yourself and then describe it. I'm probably gonna use your description after if you're gonna a leave a comment or something. That is, if you will give permission lol.

Due to unfortunate circumstances, one distraught narrator witnesses an unholy experiment, the destruction of a country and the greatest crime of them all, food crimes. What could've caused it? What can finally stop it? Maybe a cult of trained seagulls? That's unlikely. But who wouldn't want to train some seagulls?

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