kyanoxalite
There once was a child named Sawa. She lived in a box, had a kitten named Smokey and a dog named Chico. This little Sawa had a dream. A dream about eggs. Little Sawa loved eggs. Eggs, eggs, eggs; it was all she ever thought about. One day, Little Sawa decided to buy herself some eggs. She cherished her eggs. She named them each, all twelve of her eggs. One unfaithful day, all of her eggs went missing - but not just missing; they were stolen! Will Little Sawa be able to retrieve her stolen eggs?!
Based on the (not) true story.