Saygex Stories

Uhm. You don't see this. And if you know me irl no you flipping don't

hi

These two assholes JJ and John are pissing me off, so it's wattpad time!

The title is self-explanatory ^_^

Main character, Alex Simpson starts university and falls in love with a popular guy called Jack Davies who also happens to be his new best friends brother. They didn't get along in the beginning until Jack makes a move on Alex. Even after that, their relationship is confusing and Jack doesn't let Alex in until he's ready to accept his sexuality. (This has both smut and fluff!) [ I'm literally rawdogging this idk what I'm doing :') ]

A story I wrote for the shits and giggles..."ITS CRINGE!" SUE ME,MOTHER FU-

pewnego dnia kajetan grał sobie w the hundred line i usłyszał pukanie do drzwi

im bad at art so idk

i did so ya

so like. idfk

THIS IS A JOKE ABOUT TWO FRIENDS. THIS IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. Anyway, enjoy for the giggles!!

In this universe when you die, you get sent to another reality. Conservative meets stoner twink crossroads love blooms (this is satire)

CRYING. THIS FANFIC IS SO CRINGEY AND BAD OH EM GEE. UH, just take it. SO BASICALLY, MARK AND WALLTER DIVORCE BECAUSE MARK LOST LAMPTER AT ROKEA. JUST REALIZED ONE OF THE TAGS IS GAY SEX??? I DONT REMEMBER ADDING THAT...

This story ia abt a man named Gotœs

Just some headcanons that you can use as ideas for stories or something!

All nam-gyu wanted was a pill, but he ended up with something way more addictive than that.. this was requested by someone! (I did not rlly wanna make this bcs i have a very low smut tolerence) TW : smut, poor vocabulary, maybe spelling errors idk

Dumb shipping fanfic for me and a handful of my friends.

❤️❤️OH MY VOJAYNA SEAZON TWWOOOOO!!!💞 Ciao sexy babas and mamas🦋🦋💫 Tears , sweat and blood from that first season , it's not getting better . 🤯😖 Got a head ache from season1 baba grill?, ur gonna get ur great grandparents back to laife now ! With this new SESAN!!!!!!!🗣️🗣️ Buckle the fuck up ,🙏🏻 squeeze ur asses , grab your plushies , prep ur hole even , for the upcoming shit datsbatta haven't it's so tea mama aiiiiiii . Things didn't end on a pussy slay note at the end of season 1 🤭yes yes , rn u batta discover the rest ik ur hungry baba girle 🤣😽😽🤗🤗😜🚚 Ben xoxoxoxoxooxo mwah TAke care?!!!❤️

This is a trump x Elon (cyberorange) fanfic Warning: spicy

Max Matthew and Elliot Everly used to be best friends. They really were. But after Max got popular and left Elliot behind, Elliot changed. He studies more, became cold, blocked people out. But Max changed too. He became more extroverted. He constantly went to parties, he talked to people. They were polar opposites. But, you know the phrase does say 'opposites attract'.... ~Max pov~ I sigh. Again, I caught myself thinking about Elli. I prop my head up on my hand, staring out the window and nodding absentmindedly to whatever mom and dad were talking about. I wish things had happened differently. I just... didn't know how to face him after... what I did. I wish I wasn't such a screw up... ~Elliot pov~ Today was a weekend, which meant I'd be studying all day. After things happened I buried myself in my studies. I was the only thing that kept my mind from wandering. I wish... things happened differently. I miss, Max. I wish we were still close. It hurts even more because I never even got to tell him how I felt. How I feel. Who knows, maybe I will someday. Not any day soon though. I shake my head, willing the thoughts to disappear and focusing on my textbooks. Trigger Warning: Mentions of an ED Self harm Depression/mentions of suicide Cussing Mild violence I will most likely add explicit sexual scenes :)