Sayings Stories

A wickedly funny collection of razor-sharp witticisms, deadpan observations, and brutally honest life truths from Spes Semper-for anyone exhausted by modern life, difficult people, family chaos, social media madness, aging knees, workplace absurdity, and the general decline of common sense. Part survival guide, part social commentary, part elegant emotional support in book form, Semper Said It So You Don't Have To delivers clever, caustic humor with wisdom forged through experience, disappointment, and repeated exposure to humanity. Perfect for readers who love sophisticated sarcasm, dark humor, and laughing at the beautiful disaster that is adulthood.

Anything that could cross your mind. This is a collection of Quotes and phrases that I like or that have aroused my imagination. Some are mine, some were on the Web but altered to suit my taste and the rest were collected from everywhere imaginable. (Aka: fanfiction, wallpapers, people, etc.) Most of these are made so they can be turned into one of those quote thingies XD you know that option where you highlight a phrase and choose a background picture? Yup.

Some short quotes to dedicate to your bestie.

these quotes made me feel good when I was down so I wanted to gather and share them, hope you enjoy:) [I once read a nice story on tumblr by the famous writer sixpenceee and I wanted to share it too]

Sometimes brief words say it all. This book delivers short descriptions about life.

Well............. I think the title says it all. Don't ya think? But this book is sad, funny and moving. I'm just saying

A collection of poems and quotes that explores life as seen by the poet.

I dont know who the Quotes and sayings are from I know most. but they are all unknown so please dont yell at me for stealing or shit like that.

42 Depressing Quotes and Sayings about Life and Love That You Can Relate

the full see ya later alligator saying for those who do not know

My name is Zavia and I am fifteen. Im just an ordinary teen with alot of thoughts and feelings. I genuinely love writing and I use it as my form of expression and mental release. Writing calms me. This book is a collection of my RANDOM thoughts and all other stuff that cannot be expressed by words. ALLTHOUGHTS ,SAYINGS, PHRASES ,PARAGRAPHS ETC. ARE 100 % MINE.THESE ARE ALL MY OWN. ANY SIMILARITY TO OTHER LITERARY WORKS IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL! DONT STEAL MY WORK!!!

Have fun while reading these funny jokes and sayings. ********************************** A/N: All these joke are not mine. Credits to the real owner I hope you enjoy reading these

In this book, I'm going to be sharing my favourite quotes and saying, which I've found over the years and wrote on a little floral book. I'll also add new ones if they speak to my heart. If you have a quote or a saying and would like to share I'd be more than happy to do so and to add your @ if you wish.

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These are some wonderful quotes, poems and sayings I have come across and would love to share. Some of them have been slightly changed by me.

Just some random BDSM quotes & sayings I found on pinterest