Scarlettjohansen Stories

Y/n and the avengers cast and/or the characters. Reader is gender neutral!

If life gives you lemons, you toss them in a blender without the lid, get lemon pulp all over your kitchen, run to get a mop but slip and break your hip in the process and then rats merge from thin air and eat you alive. Just tragic. And that's just a GOOD day for our Scarlett Johanssen.