Scheible Stories

"hi welcome to the artist what can i get you?" "do you have anything that is not bad for the environment?" "babe, this is a coffee shop. everything here is bad for the environment" -- a story between the orgasmic bass guitar player and the local minimum wage high schooler. -- i do not own ladybird.

There's something special about chain smoking, curly haired bassist Kyle Scheible that indie art girl Claire Maxwell just can't shake.

IN WHICH, THE ADMINS GIVE YOU PLOTS FOR YOUR BOOKS, WITH TIMMY OR HIS CHARACTERS!

"but if you're too drunk to drive and the music is right, she might let you stay, but just for the night"