Schlattcoin Stories

I wrote this at 3AM lol

The sequel/prequel to "JSchlatt breaks into your house and steals your toilet paper." In elementary school, I was notorious for being the worst at writing horror. So here I am. Writing horror. I wrote this at 3AM too lol

The legendary story about the SchlattCoin and The Cuck Shed. I don't even know what this is anymore

Connor and Schlatt have been business partners for as long as they can remember, and friends for even longer than that. Connor being the brains, the man with all of the ideas and the sidekick to Schlatt's eager and eccentric personality, they've made quite a pair so it's really no surprise that their business empire has taken off. With their totally legitimate cryptocurrency scheme booming, the pair have grown very close, will anything blossom asides from the scent of sweet, sweet profit?

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