Schlong Stories

A love story worse than twilight.

spongebob stays late after work one day... mr krabs has something on his mind

This fanfic was officially written by an asexual and a lesbian. Enjoy hOWS! ●self explanatory● And, ○yes, we still don't know what a panthoe is○

Worldwide sensation, Ed Sheeran, spends a romantic evening with former prime minister of England and tory icon, Margaret Thatcher 😍 List of ships featured 🥺💗🤞: -Ed S...

⚠️THIS CONTAINS BANANA⚠️😈😈

Milys p.o.v. As Justin brought his hand down to my moist pussy I could see his cock getting hard I knew he wanted to see my big titties so I stripteased his him touching...

I wrote this with using my friends pls anyways this was dedicated to them.

All of the AmAzInG fanfics about Thottimus Waluigicus and Julesdav having the sexy times. It's actually amazing.

the adventures of john ball are one to be told for millions of years.

All about my schmeaty dino schlong desires.

co-written by me and my bestie 😡😡😡😡

Karen Faye was Michael Jackson's makeup artist during his career. She was there since Thriller era and they shared good moments. Until she found out about contouring...

SEX.

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Jyp and pipi are enemies. They despise each other very much. But one day they are forced to be stuck together and then find out there is more to each other than what the...

→ in the midst of the devastation from the long schlong incident, a strange man shows up at the door. he may not do a lot of talking, but there's sure a lot more to unpa...