Schlong Stories

A love story worse than twilight.

This fanfic was officially written by an asexual and a lesbian. Enjoy hOWS! ●self explanatory● And, ○yes, we still don't know what a panthoe is○

spongebob stays late after work one day... mr krabs has something on his mind

Worldwide sensation, Ed Sheeran, spends a romantic evening with former prime minister of England and tory icon, Margaret Thatcher 😍 List of ships featured 🥺💗🤞: -Ed S...

co-written by me and my bestie 😡😡😡😡

⚠️THIS CONTAINS BANANA⚠️😈😈

Fuck it just read it ok? Like Christ! Make like Nike and just do it

All of the AmAzInG fanfics about Thottimus Waluigicus and Julesdav having the sexy times. It's actually amazing.

→ in the midst of the devastation from the long schlong incident, a strange man shows up at the door. he may not do a lot of talking, but there's sure a lot more to unpa...

the adventures of john ball are one to be told for millions of years.

The King of swaziland Love SHAFT  

The other pepperoni sagas

Milys p.o.v. As Justin brought his hand down to my moist pussy I could see his cock getting hard I knew he wanted to see my big titties so I stripteased his him touching...

I wrote this with using my friends pls anyways this was dedicated to them.

SEX.

All about my schmeaty dino schlong desires.

Jyp and pipi are enemies. They despise each other very much. But one day they are forced to be stuck together and then find out there is more to each other than what the...