Schlong Stories

Worldwide sensation, Ed Sheeran, spends a romantic evening with former prime minister of England and tory icon, Margaret Thatcher 😍 List of ships featured 🥺💗🤞: -Ed S...

This fanfic was officially written by an asexual and a lesbian. Enjoy hOWS! ●self explanatory● And, ○yes, we still don't know what a panthoe is○

spongebob stays late after work one day... mr krabs has something on his mind

⚠️THIS CONTAINS BANANA⚠️😈😈

Devastated after her fathers death Princess Shrek moved in with her beloved step bro Pewdiepie and started a new life with him. Pewdiepie got a horse named Jörgen and th...

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The King of swaziland Love SHAFT  

co-written by me and my bestie 😡😡😡😡

→ in the midst of the devastation from the long schlong incident, a strange man shows up at the door. he may not do a lot of talking, but there's sure a lot more to unpa...

Fuck it just read it ok? Like Christ! Make like Nike and just do it

I wrote this with using my friends pls anyways this was dedicated to them.

Karen Faye was Michael Jackson's makeup artist during his career. She was there since Thriller era and they shared good moments. Until she found out about contouring...

All about my schmeaty dino schlong desires.

Jyp and pipi are enemies. They despise each other very much. But one day they are forced to be stuck together and then find out there is more to each other than what the...

Milys p.o.v. As Justin brought his hand down to my moist pussy I could see his cock getting hard I knew he wanted to see my big titties so I stripteased his him touching...

A story where Grace navigates through high school life with her massive schlong, Darrel. BTW GRACE DOESN'T HAVE A SCHLONG IRL!!!!!