Schnitzel Stories

Tag along for the ride of your life. This goofy spin-off of the classic movie "Jurassic park" will have you laughing out loud. Written by world-famous mega-millionaire the clown, Jurassic Pork will allow the lay-man to deeper understand happiness and joy in life with: simple jokes, random jokes, anti-jokes, maybe slightly edgy jokes, jokes for the kids, jokes definitely not for the kids, and jokes about the kids. Those stupid kids. Anyway, if you've already read all this in the description you should probably just read the book by now.

Just to kind of vent my, aka monkeyman2020/monkeyman2022's, frustration. Not really meant for hardcore Chowder fanatics, moreso people who want to know what the heck I'm doing in a Chowder-y way. There won't really be a beginning or end to this unless I decide to quit Wattpad entirely (which, let me tell you right now, is incredibly unlikely). This is purely episodic fun with frustrations, issues, and other stuff I have to say about writing some of my fanfics. The writing might be a little lopsided, that's intentional as I'm not really meaning to write anything grand here.

a very caca and pee story

Since I don't know what to do with my time at night, I thought some one might have wanted to hear these... I should really go to bed.... Welp! Never mind! Please enjoy!

A dashing Roman soldier, an Utah Tiktoker, and a divorced insurance CEO get twisted in this dark and perilous tale of love and Tupperware of expired milk. (Featuring Sylus from Love and Deepspace)

A juicy tale following the romantic antics of [reader] and Schnitzel Man 😋💦

schnitzel is fucking hot/j

Enemies to lovers

Owo you meet the love of your life as mungs new apprentice. Learn more owo

It's some Chowder transcripts i make for fanmade ideas of my own