Schoolsucksass Stories

It's just about me hating school

Getting Kicked out of a One Direction concert for Whorin’ For Horan wasn’t on top of Kim and Alex’s ‘to do’ list neither was running from zombies, but Santa obviously isn’t happy with them lately. The two die hard Directioners get their world turned upside down in less than 24 hours. All it took was a forgetful crazy Kim, A door swinging Alex a sexy as hell British-Irish boy band, a dead ice-cream man and a Homeless Rabies lady. Now Kim and Alex are running in one direction WITH One direction! Directionators are not allowed to read, they couldn’t handle this much awesome. Jk everyone is welcome into Harry’s Pants! Wait-wut?

a totally not satire take on shit that happens at my school and probably just american schools in general /s This also ties into and takes place in the same universe as "The Probably-Not-So-Far-Away Parallel Universe", a (rather large) project i've been working on and am hoping to release soon ♡

ass is sucked for school