Schwap Stories

Hey guys, Schwap here! I sing song covers! So if you like hearing teenage girls with an attitude sing(no, NOT Justin Bieber), check it out! What are you waiting for?! READ IT NOW!!

Just as the title entails, this is Homestuck Shiz. There is no introduction. There is no explanation. There is only Homestuck. This includes pictures and things I find funny, and occasionally explanations of concepts. Read at your own discretion, because... You can't fight it forever.

This is a story. A NEW story. A story with MERJIK and ADVENTURE and LOVE(but not too much, cause too much love would take away from the magic and adventure.)! So, what are you waiting for?! Read it!! *cough* I mean, if you don't mind.

YEP I DRAW IF YOU WANNA COVER PM ME EMPHASIS ON PM OKYEAH

DAT'S RIGHT IF YOU'VE EVER HAD A BURNING QUESTION FOR ONE OF MY OCS HERE IS THE PLACE TO ASK. There will be some preset questions at the beginning, but after that, GO NUTS. BUT! Please do NOT leave the questions in the comments--rather, PM me with them. o3o Thanks! Now, READ THE BOOK DAMMIT. YOU READ THIS FAR SO YOU MAY AS WELL

((NOTE: The 'Wattpad Mansion' idea belongs to @Bloxiegirl123 and @Falloutfandoms, so go check them out! OwO)) Usually, when Wattpad Mansion goes down for maintenance, everyone online is automatically logged off. But this time, it's the log-off system that's down. Will everyone survive until the servers come back up? ANOTHER NOTE: Oh god I just realized how similar that is to SAO. J-Just DON'T FREAK OUT OK

This is a book with stuff that's well, funny. I think. Probably not. Eh, who cares! Just read it!