Science-y Stories

(Note: This is slightly a vent, but I will try not to go too far. I like to vent through metaphorical stories or characters. If this makes you uncomfortable at all, you are welcome to leave.) You are Toast, an intern fresh out of collage who was recently hired to a somewhat sketchy facility but, it pays well, and you get free healthcare so who cares! Your first day on the job, your story, starts here. Good luck, newbie.