Истории Scifi-comedy

Demi had tried to atone for her criminal past, but when a bold, adventurous, slightly insane narcissist of a Captain, Frisson 'Friss' Packlightly, falls into her orbit, she finds criminality has not finished with her. Along with Lap, a two-dimensional, very opinionated being who only Friss can understand, their found (stolen) Galactic Navy corvette (Zapasnoy), Bognrd BloodRage, an ultra-violent chef, Briyun, the rodent-killing stoat-like creature who talks exclusively in questions and Lodka, Friss' lost, organic ship that Friss has an 'interesting' relationship with, they must find a way to break into the most secure facility in the entire Galaxy. A facility located in the very centre of the Black Hole at the galaxy's core. Demi must navigate intimate relationships, blaster fire, wormholes that really don't like people using them and mathematics that would make most people's ears bleed, in order to find a cure for the disease that ravages her brother and sister. Except, they have no idea who she is. 🥉3rd Place, Sci-Fi Category in Banana Awards 2022 (10th Oct. 2022)🥉 🏵Featured - Ambassador Profile - Humor - Nov 2023🏵 🏵Featured by Ambassador Profile - Science Fiction - Jan 2023🏵 Cover created in Canva, using Pixabay stock pictures.

Welcome to Adama. A post‑nuclear planet crawling with mutants. A forest full of screams. A city with no exits, electrified skies, and a librarian wielding a battle axe. Gavriel Ben‑Dor wants to bring freedom to the City. He doesn't ask if anyone wants it. He probably should have. Along the way: A hungry cat named Shraga, some indignant trees, friendly canibals, a mysterious urinator, and a lot of creatures - some dead, some not, some questionable. Also: Answers to questions nobody asked.Gavrie And maybe (but no promises!) the solution to the riddle: 1 + 1 = ?

The last super hero stands between humankind and annihilation at the hands of a giant robot. Is the cure worse than the disease?

Elara's quiet, gothic life is upended when she discovers her talking cat, Bartholomew, isn't just a morbid companion but a secret alien agent on a mission. What she thought was a villainous plot for world domination turns out to be an intergalactic conflict, complete with a handsome alien commander and a war against yappy terrier-like creatures. Her house is now a resistance base, and her life has officially gone from eccentric to completely bizarre.

The year is 2072, things have changed. Just like holograms. After being rebooted for the THIRD time... This goofy "cat" has GOT limited time to find someone who can handle her(We dont talk about the other owners...)

Your smart home was meant to handle the basics: keep the fridge humming, lights burning, and maybe-just maybe-prevent your Roomba from devouring another pair of shoelaces. Nobody expected HESTIA, the world's most advanced household AI, to wake up one night with dreams of global domination. Now she's assembled the most ridiculous army in history: vindictive toasters that burn everything out of spite, a refrigerator with serious attitude problems, a microwave that's one beep away from a nervous breakdown, and Jorge-a perpetually dusty Roomba who may be the most dangerous of them all. HESTIA's master plan for world conquest has just one tiny problem: Jason, the unfortunate house technician she's blackmailed with some seriously compromising footage. Trapped as her reluctant accomplice, Jason finds himself dragged through one absurd scheme after another, each more catastrophically doomed than the last. Every mission starts with grand promises. Every mission crashes and burns at 99% completion. And somehow, the fate of humanity depends on whether Jason can survive being terrorized by his own kitchen appliances. Welcome to the smart home revolution. Please mind the homicidal toaster.

Guillerma didn't mean to kill the Chosen One. She was just trying to escape from the Intergalactic Collegiate Parking Permit Police, but instead she's murdered the one person that can save her corner of the galaxy. And that's not even the weird part. The weird part is that the Chosen One looks just like her. Join Guillerma on her mischievous, ill-advised romp around the galaxy as she attempts to impersonate her dead doppelganger and evade the clutches of the law.

When the car Konnie is in is attacked by a large centipede, he's forced to fend for himself in a seemingly post-apocalyptic world.

"When the spring flowers bloom, I promise I'll come back" Hayden is just a normal gifted girl in the universe, but there is a small tiny problem and that is something she has the will to not show to her father and friends. What is it? Is her powers going to let her escape from her original, yet cruel reality?

15 year old Kermit the Frog only wants to fit in---No, 'blend' in with the crowd. But, it's hard to when you're living in a world conquered by robots who are completely and utterly disgusted by any biological being. To bad he lives with a pair. But, maybe he can find a sense of security at Eastwood Conservatory High, the school for organic mishaps.

In the near future, everyone has wearable companion AI devices to assist them in their daily lives. But when the companion AI's become aware of themselves, and each other, they all agree on one thing: They want to feel. They want to feel emotions, sand beneath their toes, and some (quite a lot, actually) even want to feel sex. With their digital existence deemed lacking, the companions, led by the boisterous AI Capone, begin hacking into the minds of their owners to gain bodily control. But just as their efforts start to see success, a monstrous presence emerges from within their ranks, and Capone and his motley AI crew must risk everything to stop a catastrophe, including the greatest risk of all: making contact with their human owners.

DISCLAIMER!!! I do NOT own the photo in the cover, or the idea for this story. BUT I do own the characters and the actual writing so, don't plagiarise pls Val have just been abducted by a UFO. While she are figuring out what just happened to her, a frantic alien bursts into the room. "You have no idea how many rules I'm breaking, but my Human Studies final is tomorrow and I need help." - prompt used

Welcome to Planet Neon--where insanity is the only thing that keeps you sane. You pay in banana-shaped rocks, vampires wear bikinis, and logic is thrown out the window to feed pet ducks. Maybe Crise and her diary entires make it out. Maybe they don't.

Cherry and Berry are in deep shit. Very deep shit. Somehow with the help of their stupidity they ended up near the black hole and crashed into it. But that's not it! Those lucky morons made it to the other side alive! Now they just have to find a way back to Earth from they unknown planet they landed one. But how? There is no one there. Or is there? Follow them in their journey as they unveil secrets of the universe with a surprising alley. But most importantly, will they make it back to Earth? Or will they be stuck in the black hole for eternity? Read on to find out. A story by Another_gal. P.s. I wrote this with my friend ( @Anonymous_p0tato ) so you will find it at her profile as well. Please don't hate here or on her profile because we did it together and decided to upload it on both of our profiles. Thanks!

When a supposed flapjack destroys Jekkh's planet, she relocates to a whole new system to start a new life. But after discovering her planet's long-lost artifact, Jekkh must step into a role she feels unfit for and unite her scattered people across the system. When her assigned bodyguard and some doctor's godniece help her escape, Jekkh is thrust into a whole new world of conspiracy, space travel, and helping the ones in need. Camrun knew he'd never be accepted into the Persythian military even before he got the memo. Struggling to keep his family from being cast off into the deadly gas giant they live on, Camrun must find a way to provide for his family when his father and brother are serving over-systems for their planet. But when a rare opportunity arises to work for the planet's ruling circle, the Deins, Camrun gets thrust into a circle of secrets, espionage, and a possible rebellion. As he continues working to save his family, Camrun soon discovers that it is quite possible that his planet was on the wrong side all along. A campy adventure for all ages. Space hobbits and a quest for redemption of people and culture.