Scottmalkinson Stories

(Adj) exceedingly idealistic; unrealistic and impractical. You're the new kid at South Park, in an attempt to make new friends you get dragged into a game of superheroes. You don't know why you have to put up with this... | South Park x fem reader |

SP = South Park 2 years after the death of Felicity "Kit" McCormick/Lemburg, a new girl at school comes. The boys are suspicious of her. But little do they know, this girl is special. Very special, that one of the boys fall in love with her. * MEANS MAJOR PLOT IN CHAPTER NAME **LOTS OF TRIGGERS!**

im fucking bored hehe also if i forget to update this im sorry --- Stan hasn't been the same since fourth grade. He's managed to keep all of his friends, but he's more distant and quiet. He broke up with Wendy ages ago, and he hasn't dated anyone since, though he does have eyes for... somebody in particular. Nobody has really noticed, or, at least, addressed, the changes yet, even though they're sophomores now... except for Kyle. Kyle's feelings for Stan only grow during high school, and he feels terrible for Stan, who he knows hasn't been doing very well lately. He tries to help him through it, but his crush gets in the way all the time. That, plus Cartman's incessant teasing and Bebe's constant flirting with him that has only grown throughout the years, is almost enough to drive Kyle over the edge. When a vengeful rumor started by Cartman begins circulating through the school about the two of them having feelings for each other, they both have to confront their crushes on each other -- Kyle's seemingly never-ending one that has lasted for years, and the one Stan can feel forming in the pit of his stomach. They both have to finally address the fact that they like their super best friend. --- lol im bad at writing pls dont hate me 4 this 😁 im not gonna be able to put any specifc tws yet cause im kinda improvising on this thing but there will be a lot of swearing and sex jokes because haha. also, probably no smut cause im bad at it and theyre like 15 here :/ also, all art in this will be done by me so i apologize if its absolutely god-awful

"17 years... It's been 17 years. Where did the time go?" After living it up in your college years, you decide to re-buy your childhood home in South Park, Reconnecting with friends you haven't talked to in forever. But one of them won't be so willing to open their arms to you once again, guiding you to rebuild the strong connections once strained by the weight of time.

What should have been a normal spring break before everyone left for college ended up being not-so-normal after all.

Tf norht playground or something idk 💀💀

(South Park Various x Non-Binary Reader) Another South Park fanfic only this time you're Scott Malkinsons' Twin. You didn't have diabetes but you were still just as unpopular as Scott was growing up. However once you and your brother reach Senior year of High School things start to shift for the both of you. !Fanart pictures are not mine! I find them on Pinterest and most don't have signatures or a water mark 😔

❥¡No soy bueno para ti! ❥•N/A;; Estoy aburrida. ❥•Song-Fic. ❥•Crack Ship. ❥• ME GUSTA ESCRIBIR SCOVID.

¡¡ NOT MY AU !! 𝘞𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘸𝘰𝘭𝘧 𝘊𝘭𝘺𝘥𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘝𝘢𝘮𝘱𝘪𝘳𝘦 𝘚𝘤𝘰𝘵𝘵 𝘢𝘶 🐺🦇 ⋅•⋅⊰∙∘☽༓☾∘∙⊱⋅•⋅ 𝘞𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘸𝘰𝘭𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘚𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘩 𝘗𝘢𝘳𝘬 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘝𝘢𝘮𝘱𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘴,, 𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘱𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘢 𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘬 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘶𝘱 𝘯𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘊𝘢𝘯𝘢𝘥𝘢 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘨𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘬𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘝𝘢𝘮𝘱𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘞𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘸𝘰𝘭𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳.. 𝙐𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙡 𝙖 𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙬𝙤𝙡𝙛 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙫𝙖𝙢𝙥𝙞𝙧𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙘𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙠 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙧𝙪𝙡𝙚.

Until Clyde Donavon was paired with Kevin Stoley for a school project, he didn't know the dark haired nerd existed! However, Kevin wasn't in the same position. He knew Clyde existed, and knew more than he should about the brunette. His underwear size, how long he brushed his teeth before bed (approximately three and a half minutes) and his cologne brand. He knew all this, because Kevin was in love with Clyde. Madly in love. So mad, he's gotten to the point of stalking him.

Heyyy my babes so this is my first book and who better to do than the one and only scott, i also chose him since he has like no stories about him but anyways lets get into the description. You just moved to south park and is going into the10th grade, you were nervous and worried about the new school but you made friends with a few kids in your nabour hood quickly. Also if you cant tell this is aged up so everyone is like 15-16 years old =D alright ENJOY!

enjoy

Title is self explanatory. (Also pls follow me)

super cringe and really bad pacing i own the writing i dont own the characters

After many, many repeats of the classic story from The Fractured But Whole, [the New Kid] begins to become aware of their rather locked-in reality to this chain of dialogue, almost never changing. They try their best to alter the story, in minor ways to start, but as things refuse to adapt and shift, they get desperate. Their sense of reality and morality begin to melt away as time goes on. They always manage to faint in a chaotic haze, to then arise from sleep as before. After an attempt they've lost count of, [the New Kid] takes the hand of Professor Chaos for the first time, and after so many times he has been on a monologue, pleading to join him in the Dark Side. Chaos obliges, and a new alliance is formed with one of the most chaotic villains and one of the most powerful ex-superheroes. They almost immediately began devising a plan, one to hopefully be "the plan to end all plans", so to speak. Our story takes place over a year after, a day before 5th Grade Graduation. With a prolonged absence of [the New Kid], taken note of by Scott Malkinson, and an anonymous threat by Chaos and a second individual during the graduation ceremony, the shelved group that is 'Freedom Pals' have to re-assemble to defeat whatever danger is threatening the town, conveniently as summer break begins. With the combined forces of Captain Diabetes, Doctor Timothy, Fastpass, Tupperware, Mintberry Crunch, Mysterion, and two new recruits, they will have to face a threat that they soon will find to be too near and dear to them, and one of very high stakes. This soon becomes a series of mind games, not just fights. Doctor Timothy fears of this new warfare, and what may result because of it all. More importantly, where IS [the New Kid]? (Dialogue which contains the name mention of the New Kid will be replaced with [New Kid], as it serves a function similar to that of Y/N. The New Kid is a customizable character in game, and thus will be for this AU, too, custom to every reader.)

Just a normal story about two young adults in South Park, who may or may not like each other! they're in some sort of private school far away or soemthting :33 i oddodled the cover really quickly so expect it to change and be better soon😭😭

Basically just Sophie Gray being silly Idek She loves sharks, the last of us, the mandalorion (or anything to do with Pedro pascal really-) She loves soccer (football) and can play it pretty well! Sophie has a pony named apple jack and she has a lil thing for Pete Thelman (the goth) nd they talk about TLOU. Shes also Australian and slightly autistic bc yeah ITS NOT DONE BTW

scott malkinson mbs

A super hero and a human-hating alien become roommates (I might add more chapters if I have more ideas)