Scottmorrison Stories

Scott Morrison x Pete Wentz Pete is a secret agent. Scomo is the prime minister of Australia. Pete visits Scomo on strictly business... right

The detailed retelling of the time a middle aged man soiled his pants at an Engadine Maccas in 1997. This exact thing probably never happened! I'm writing this based off of jokes and memes on the internet. I am writing this as a joke - I know that it is awful. If you have the intent to get political, just don't read this as (and I have said this multiple times before) it is a joke.

I might send this letter off.... tell me what you think! I haven;t used my real name and address for safety reasons. Yours, Moon Dragonrider

that's it. just a bunch of ch oneshots. sometimes i'm using writing prompts, sometimes i'm not. !!!THIS IS NOT INTENDED TO BE OFFENSIVE TO ANY GROUP, I AM WRITING THESE FOR THE SAKE OF ENTERTAINMENT!!! also no beta, we die like my ability to use self-control

I'm 16 and this is my first piece, I don't really know how voting work either but this is what I've taken from it

In an exotic and bizarre love triangle between Gladys Bin-chicken, Daddy Dan, and Scomo we see the fallen kingdom of Parliament House Australia...

Donald has always been a lonely man, stuck friends with popular kids who would never understand him, he felt like he'd never experience love. That is untill he caught his eyes on one Scott Morrison. -dedicated to kat-

Scomo and Bojo want to relieve some stress of being notoriously bad prime ministers.