Scottpilgram Stories

Toronto runs on vibes, unresolved feelings, and the occasional spontaneous boss fight and Zakh is already sick of all three. At thirteen years old, Zakh (a.k.a. Postal Dude Jr.) is just another weird kid haunting the edges of the city... if you ignore the haunted coat, the reality-warping attitude, and the fact that enemies keep exploding into coins when he beats them up. He doesn't want to be important. He just wants to finish his errands, complain about anime, and not get dragged into yet another emotionally-charged fight that somehow turns into a full-on combat sequence In a world where heartbreak has hit points, trauma has boss themes, and people literally fight their problems instead of talking about them, Zakh keeps stumbling into conflicts he doesn't understand and battles he definitely didn't sign up for. Exes, ghosts, demons, and aggressively attractive weirdos all seem to want a piece of him-and he has no idea why.

yea..

𝘚𝘢𝘮, 𝘢 𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘳𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘬 𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘢 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘒𝘢𝘪, 𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘦𝘹𝘦𝘴, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘤𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮.

Alen moved to Toronto getting away from his previous life, he would meet scoot and become pals even thou he was the old man...he would joined his band, but how many times did it have to repeat.... Scott pilgrim was created by Brian lee O'Mally, again not by me