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The Multiverse died. It shook. It wailed. Everything died lost to the endless void. Two survived changed, now they seek a new home and happy ending

What if falling in love felt like debugging a broken program? IF ELSE LOVE is an ongoing story about J - a queer techie navigating the chaotic, hilarious, and quietly heartbreaking world of modern dating. Armed with a dating spreadsheet, inner monologues in code, and a closet full of borrowed shirts, J attempts to navigate four wildly different "daddies" who each offer a version of something he thought he wanted: 🚗 Classic Daddy - detached, polished, practiced. 🎾 Nerdy Bear - safe, sweet, emotionally present. 📈 Corporate Charmer - structured, successful, curated. 🎉 Party Daddy - loud, electric, all adrenaline. Each man ticks a box. But no one feels like "home." Through late-night ramen, rooftop tennis matches, and emotionally messy Google Calendar invites, J is forced to ask himself: If Else Love IF '${affection}' == 'true' and '${connection}' == 'true' Log Commit ❤️ ELSE IF '${affection}' == 'true' and '${connection}' == 'maybe' Log Write a whole new function ✨ ELSE IF '${affection}' == 'true' and '${connection}' == 'false' Log Ghost 👻 ELSE Log Abort mission 🚫 END This is not a finished love story. It's a messy update. A work-in-progress. A maybe. Just like all of us.