Seinfeld Stories

In this funny wacky crossover between Seinfeld and Neon Genesis Evangelion, When Kramer accidentally pilots a massive Eva unit to victory in the middle of an Angel attack, he unknowingly becomes a hero in Tokyo-3. As Jerry, Elaine, and George get caught up in the chaos of NERV, they're pulled into a world of giant robots, apocalyptic battles, and awkward conversations with reluctant teenage pilots. From Jerry's refusal to climb into another Eva to George's sudden desire to be involved in world-saving (despite having no qualifications), this unlikely team of sitcom stars takes on the Angelic threat in the most bizarre and hilarious way possible. In a world where the fate of humanity rests on giant mechs, can these four New Yorkers survive the insanity-or at least manage to get some good jokes out of it?

❝In these dreams it's always you: The boy in the sweatshirt, The boy on the bridge, the boy who always keeps me from jumping off the bridge. Oh, the things we invent when we are scared and want to be rescued. Your jeep. Your teeth. The coffee that you bought me.❞ -I Had A Dream About You, Richard Siken Twenty-four-year old Eli Forbes isn't sure where he's headed after college graduation. He might know that he's getting a degree in Exercise Physiology in the spring, but fuck if he knows what he's going to do with it. For now, he's content with spending his winter break helping at his aunt and uncle's coffee shop. Sebastian Steine, a quirky wayward spirit, is double majoring in comparative literature and theater at Berkeley University. As all around him his friends begin to settle down, get married, and start families of their own, it becomes clear to Sebastian that he still doesn't have a clue as to what he's doing with himself. He's a floater and that's not as pleasing as it used to be. When the two meet at Forbes Family Coffeehouse, they begin to realize they have a whole lot more in common than just their favorite order of a simple black coffee.

A story about a boy and his friends watching an episode of Seinfeld. Mayhem ensues. Cyberfeld is a story inspired by Andrew Hussie's Homestuck, with elements of Seinfeld, BoneQuest, Cyberchase, and more littered throughout. Characters that appear in this story from other pieces of media are not owned by me (unless specified). I do not own those characters. Everything original that appears in this story (characters, settings, etc.) are owned by me.

Ask or dare Jerry, George, Elaine, and Kramer!

A Barry Bee Benson x Mituna Captor fanfiction

George thinks he's seen a werewolf. Kramer goes to church. Jerry starts biking, and has some key troubles.

Rsekai , A Bboy company that is demanding for respect. With 90s Color Schemes and Unique Logos, Rsekai is about to take off and we wanted to be the first to let you know.

Elk Grove Nevada: A growing city along the Sierra Nevada with a large population of shifters finally gets a Bite Cleaner of their own. Enter Dr. Reuben Camacho, the unlucky sap who gets sucked into the shifter world unwillingly. He treats every patient with respect, no matter what literal mess they got themselves into, provided they pay on time. Joining him are his DJ biter roommate Lucas, his bounty-hunter girlfriend Tanya, and Faviola the demanding NSA liaison. The doctor will need all the help he can get with strange patients and HMOs confused with his paperwork. Seinfeldian humor meets Urban shifter fantasy in this darkly funny tale. Yes it's tale, not tail y'all can't spell mother********!

Mille is a young woman living in Manhatten as a fashion designer for her brand Virbereeden. She's got a comedian boyfriend, a publisher best friend, a real estate agent friend, and an 'entrepreneur' companion. Follow along her journey in the big apple with her strange friends and their daily problems.

i went dumpster in jerry seinfelds local dump and this is what i found...

After being released from imprisonment for breaking the good samaritan law, Elaine splits off from the group to try and better herself, leaving Jerry, Kramer, and George to understand their new group dynamic! Without a woman to balance out their "she-man-igans", homosexual tensions rise. What will come of all this? Read and find out. (this is the dumbest idea I've ever had, but I'll take it 100% seriously)

It all started when Y/n went with her/his/their sister to the Thundermans. She/He/They met there Billy. Soon they fall in love and everything starts to change... [Please pretend this story doesn't exist haha <3]

Pictures, conversations, and tags from Tumblr that I think deserve popularity. NONE OF THIS IS MINE I DO NOT OWN THESE IF YOU OWN SOMETHING HERE AND DON'T WANT IT HERE TELL ME also not on tumblr anymore so not gettin updated

How does someone with no skills and no plan survive a post-apocalyptic hellscape filled with zombies, giant bugs, and the occasional Resident Evil boss monster? By becoming the one thing that no survival training or food stash can give you- Quality Prime Time entertainment.