Self-deprecating Stories

Recently, a special correspondent conducted an exclusive interview with Pei Qian, the president of Tengda Group. Tengda Group is currently valued at hundreds of billions and is involved in multiple sectors including gaming, internet, digital hardware, cultural media, and catering, profoundly changing every aspect of people's lives. Pei Qian is regarded as an "exceptional boss," a "once-in-a-generation investment genius," a "talented game producer," possessing a "management talent that thrives on inaction" and "a keen insight into industry trends." Facing the journalist, Pei Qian vented his frustrations. "I'm really not some business prodigy!" "My success is entirely due to luck!" "My initial goal was just to lose fifty thousand yuan..." See, the life of a business genius is just so humble and low-key.

Bella has never really excelled at anything; she's always gone pretty much unnoticed, unless it's for the wrong reasons. Unfortunately she always ends up in crazy situations and somehow has to work her way out of them, but as time goes on, things get harder and her inner strength is put to the test.

Being the definition of ordinary was the kind of girl Leila was. There was truly nothing remarkable in her appearance at all. Even though this may be true, Leila still had a relatively good life, good family, a nice number of friends and was going okay in university. The only real problem was that she would most likely never be in a relationship. That was a fact she had come to terms with. She was 21 and still lacked her first kiss. What happens when due to a sudden accident, this ordinary girl is placed in an any but ordinary situation. Leila gets a second life in an entirely new setting. What will she do with it?

Self-deprecating Jokes to tell your friends...... oh wait......

The title is self-explanatory. But there might be some things that might bother others in this... book. If that's what you want to call it.

A lonely manchild realizes the wall lizard in his room is trying to communicate with him ,and it has nothing nice to say to him. P.S:This is my first story ,please do give your valuable feed back in the comments .I would be thankful to you.Cheers.

When one thinks of immortality, one projects the glamour aspects of it. That's definitely what I did when I said yes. An eternity to keep studying new things and read all the books on my TBR, sign me up. I should have thought that it was too good to be true. That crippling anxiety I used to have as a human, still there.

I don't think kidnapping is anyone's idea of fun, but when nine year old Ashlyn gets kidnapped to be trained as an assassin, she has to try to escape before she loses her sanity, or humanity. Contains no s3xual content if this turns into a mature story I'm pretty sure this is an original idea. Also just to let y'all know, this story will get angsty real quick, There will also be trigger warnings and warnings in general at the beginnings of chapters. If there's anything else I need to add, let me know, that goes for; plot holes, ideas, trigger warnings, grammatical errors or anything else. Please tell me if I need to put this on mature or not, I don't go on wattpad a lot.

I always do this but it never hurts any less.