Selfdeprecation Stories

"What do you want?" Till asked, his eyes down and glued to his notebook, his ashen locks falling over his forehead as he finished up a sketch of Mizi. A lot, Ivan concluded, his thoughts racing in his head. So much more than you would ever know. I want to hold you close and never let go. I want your touch; your love; your attention. I want to spend the rest of eternity, the tedium of time, with you-just so then I would have something to live and die for. I yearn for the lingering glances you couldn't possibly cast on me. I yearn for the fleeting touches that last only in my imagination. I want to be ruined by you. To be broken, wrecked, consumed completely by you, so you can put me back together with soft whispers and sweet nothings. But those were thoughts that belonged in the darkest hours of night; kept in the quiet confines of Ivan's room, where he would gaze out his window, only the faraway stars to keep him company. And he knew better than to speak his mind. "Draw me."

"Can you even say a sentence without the word 'fuck'?" "Those are the sentences that don't fucking matter in life." © by Kaylee B (YoungAuthor531) 2015. All rights reserved. read tags for trigger warnings #1 in homophobia (this makes me cackle bruh), noticed 4/21/19

Heyaaaa, this is my poetry book! The first poem is just a little interlude to the main "collection". The collection itself has six poems. DISCLAIMER! This book contains themes like depression, hints of self-harm and self-deprecation (let me know if you think I should add something else here)! The only thing I have to say is: enjoy!

Ramblings of an insecure 31 year old single male posing as an extrovert.

A poly hamilsquad story of Alexander's obsession with their apartments balcony, John coming to terms with himself and Hercules and Lafayette never catching a break.

Jake had been bullied and abused for most of his school days. He hated it. Abuse, school, people, and his life in general. He even accidentally almost committed suicide. As you can tell, life didn't let him escape that easily. After his Mother forces him to go to a meeting for kids who are "special" like him, he meets a few people he never thought he would've known. ~•~•~•~•~•~ Maya has quite a few problems herself. Her mom suffers from cancer, and she deals with stress from school. She came to witness domestic abuse, which shook her up. Not to mention her long distance best friend puts all his problems on her. She does her best to hide it, through the pain she smiles and laughs. No one knows how bad her life is, and the claws of depression begin to drag her in. When her mom suggests she goes to a therapy session with a few other kids, she decides to go. She meets people who will help her, yet make the pain worse at the same time. ~•~•~•~•~•~ C.J. Hates his life. He lives under the strict rule of his parents, he is the middle child to a older more perfect brother and an athletic little brother, and lately his parents have been fighting more than he would have liked. His stress levels are dangerously high, and he doesn't have anyone to spill his feelings to. He is bullied at school, and his life seems to be falling apart piece by piece. He starts seeing the school counselor, and she signs him up for a meeting with two other kids who suffer from stress and depression. Suddenly his life seems to get just a little bit brighter. ~•~•~•~•~•~ Bound is a story about domestic abuse, depression, suicide, and the anxiety of being in today's day and age. They all eat away at teenagers, and it's getting harder and harder for them to cope with it. It's about how three teenagers meet, and how their lives take a turn for the better. (Based off of three real kids)

𝐤𝐲𝐨𝐤𝐨 𝐤𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐢 ---> worthless, quiet, invisible 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐨𝐭𝐨 𝐧𝐚𝐞𝐠𝐢 ---> kind, bold, perfection --> cover art by @i guess i'm here

This was back in April but I still will probably use it I'm never reading this back ever again

I'll add more poems as I write them, they're mostly sad and self deprecating. I added some random school assignment poems.

We're all lonely and weird here. Updates around every Tuesday and Thursday and Saturday. If not, then twice by the next update time. Join the club. Become a well known member. Die very, very slowly. President (I'm not fit to be president) Pull The Trigger, out. Peace. Vice President (No seriously, what do I put here?) Drink Some Bleach, gonezo Hanzo. Adios motherfuckers.

In which Wilhem Smith, a gay pre-law student is drugged and raped at a frat party but the only thing people are worried about is his sexuality.

I really have to update this 💩. This contains : Self deprecation (mostly by me and Virgil, but Deceit does his worst) Tumblr, Google, TikTok, YouTube, GachaTube, y'all want me dead. Here there are. If you're like me and love shitty humor. This is wrote in my kind of English, so people with a large capacity to comprehend shitty languages can read this.

I write a lot of poetic vents I have no clue if they're actually any good, but I wanna put them out there, 'cause, like, why not, y'know?

Months after the events of Um Jammer Lammy (and a week after the events of Parappa the Rapper 2), the girls in MilkCan have grown their fanbase exponentially. Due to their rise in popularity, Katy in particular is getting noticed by model agencies and magazine companies. Since she's loyal to her friends, she refuses every offer she gets, until one day, the offer is too great to turn down.

I'm not the best at writing. Nobody else should read this. I truly am an amateur.

Mina has tried reaching out for help, though nothing would help. She figured if she could hide and forget about the pain she could go through with surviving. But what is the point when all you feel is hopelessness? She had already lost her family, her boyfriend, Hanta Sero, is in the hospital for an attempt of suicide and half her class are injured from a villain attack. She was the only one who wasn't hurt... the others either attempted suicide or were injured dangerously from a villain. So she kind of had to work hard for her new kind of family. ~~Heck yeah another depressed Mina book lol... this one is going to be a bit different I guess?? I am doing something inspired by some rps I have been doing with friends. This plot in general was not a rp, but some things in this plot will be. It is kind of hard to explain. I am hoping this one is more interesting to read, I really do.~~ ~Warnings~ -Gore(ish) (idk honestly) -Ships are not canon -I do not own Bnha/mha -Sworing (lots of it, I mean there is Bakugo in it)

I wrote this a while back before I could log onto Wattpad but I thought people could use the last few lines in tougher times. Thing's will get better, and please please hold on, even if it's just for tonight or for tomorrow, hold on one day at a time. You've got me if you need someone to talk to, you'll be okay. I know cheesy quotes don't help much but I'll try my best to be someone you can rely on <3 Thank you for being here and being you, you're amazing.