Seriously Stories

Look at my crappy face. It's terrible. Cover photo is from Washington DC.

ADOPTED BY @Inky_Studios Pottertalia. (Harry potter and Hetalia crossover) England and Harry share the Voldemort dream and England sends Matthew (only Matthew- Alfred would draw too much attention. Well, only Matthew at the start) to Hogwarts to watch him, before taking a teaching position of his own. Unfortunately, Matthew is sorted into Hufflepuff and Arthur's job is Muggle Studies. Good luck with life, guys. No pairings except canon. EDIT: Alright it's been y e a r s since I wrote this and let me tell YOU: this is terrible. it's really bad. feel free to read it and absorb all the cringe that was 13-year-old-me. Just warning you now. I keep adding more and more fandoms on until it becomes super niche because you have to know and like a l l of these fandoms and they're all super dated and all the chapters are really short and I'm really sleep deprived and please stop adding it to reading lists; I am never going to update it again and only keep it published so that my friends and I can look at it and laugh at how bad I used to be at writing. If you unironically enjoy this, though, good for you. I mean it; if you can get enjoyment out of this, ironic or not, you're doing better than me, to whom it only brings shame. Also it's tagged as complete but that's only because it's never going to be updated ever again and I didn't want it to say 'to be continued' because it isn't. It's not finished; sorry.

Things that I wanna say, whether meh life, announcements, plans, news, whatever really.

No description needed.

A Halloween short story

This is a budle of all my diarys and journals put together in one. I've owned a diary/journal since I was 8 years old and the stuff that has happened to me is literally unbelieveable. Reading you'll probably say "yeah right" over and over again but I promise you, its a true story. Even though i wish some of the entries are literally made up! But I'm not that lucky. I've changed everybody's name in this for privacy reasons, and my real name isn't even Gomes. I'm gonna start with my very first diary that i started when I was 8. Now most entries have the date but not all of them do so bare with me. I'm also posting my personal diary on line so people don't be as dumb as I was and don't make the same mistakes I did. Also all my comments are gonna be in brackets because garunteed im gonna have something to say to 8 yr old me. One more thing, I'm wriing every entry as is spelling mistakes too, because I was onlly 8 in my first diary lol. Enjoy my true story!

In a realm where books come alive and possess magical properties, a great crisis befalls the land when a powerful spell is cast, causing the pages of a revered book to scatter across distant lands and hidden realms. These lost pages contain ancient knowledge and untold secrets that, if left unchecked, could unravel the very fabric of reality. Our heroes, a diverse group of individuals with unique abilities and backgrounds, are brought together by fate and a shared destiny. Among them is a brave warrior with a mysterious past, a wise and enigmatic sorcerer, a spirited and resourceful rogue, a skilled archer with unparalleled precision, and a scholar who holds the key to deciphering the ancient texts. Guided by prophecies and ancient lore, they embark on a perilous journey, traversing enchanted forests, treacherous mountains, and forgotten ruins. Along the way, they encounter mythical creatures, solve riddles, and face formidable challenges that test their mettle and unravel the secrets of the lost pages. As they travel deeper into this enchanting world, the characters uncover a web of deceit and betrayal, where friends may turn into foes, and even the most innocent-looking book may hold a dangerous secret. With each page they recover, they gain new insights, unlock hidden powers, and inch closer to their ultimate goal - to restore the book to its original form and prevent the chaos that looms over their world. "The Enchanted Quest: Chronicles of the Lost Pages" is a captivating adventure that explores the power of knowledge, the strength of unity, and the magic that lies within the written word. It is a tale that will transport readers to a realm of wonder, where imagination and courage hold the key to saving their world from darkness.

Warning's': Foul Language The y word *wink wink* Shippings or Fangirling of Author chan Otaku randomness, craziness, obesity (you name it) Stupidity of Author chan Mean Rants of Author chan Complains of Author chan Hungriness of Author chan Daily break downs of Author chan Wrong.......... Spelling XD (I bet you thought I was gonna say/type Grammar xP) So basically this ain't a storeh I'll only be updating if I'm bored or wanna do something THIS. BOOK. IS. ALL. ABOUT. AUTHOR CHAN'S. RANDOM THINGY NESS

this is the story of the normal girl alex who wants to be popular in her school but despite of her intelligence ,her luck never favored things began to change when new mysterious handsome student name benjamin asks her to give her fame,popularity,everything alex agrees but ignoring the last part of his words I WANT SOMETHING IN RETURN

Audrina Leighs was a normal girl growing up in the 1900's. But there was one small issue, her best friend was the Edward Cullen, being one year younger than him and dealing with him was the hard part. When Edward died, she was devistated. But he selfishly turned her since he was secretly in love with her. But Audrina never knew she was part angel. They lived for centuries with the Cullens, having their moments. The two "friends" never knew they were bloodmates and they were bonded. Edward moved on and started dating Bella, the human with no talent whatsoever, except tripping over herself when she made no movement. The Voltaire got fed up of this merry-go-round love and hate Edward and Audrina have. When issue them a decree that's almost impossible without Audrina screaming like a baby, and Bella hating her, their lives turn for the worst, and will never be the same

I sorry...

Read the title lol made this when I was in like fifth grade and thought I was deep lmao

Dear No one, This is no love letter, nor a business, nor an excuse like err whatever, just ya know writing to make my pens and paper in use, not like I dont write or anything, ugh talking nonesense aren't we? Hmm just so in place for talking to no one ha! I got you there! Or not pssh. Well lets just say that I don't like someone, not like I don't have any friends , well ya know like girlfriends or boyfriends kind of like? Yaas that kind of wierdo is suppose to be me, I was just wondering if this works? Like how everyone says writing letter to someone you don't know then blahblahs you end up together? Cliche? Yes of course who would'nt thought of that? Pfft anyways back to the purpose soooo, How am I able to actually see someone special among the others? -HR

i'm very sorry for this but: after her alcoholic mother sells her to one direction, y/n must figure out how she is going to live this new life.

:/

griev·ance /ˈɡrēvəns/ noun real or imagined wrong or other cause for complaint or protest, especially unfair treatment. Everyone feels this one point or another, the feeling of lost hope or the weight of the world on your shoulders. When the crushing reality finally dawns on you. "They are gone, and they aren't coming back" she whispers. The pressure on her chest increases on the threshold that holds her back, however tears fall with a doubt. Emily Alabaster is a successful business woman and lawyer. She has a good shield around her emotions however she can break sometimes. Her memories swarm her mind so she drowns herself in work. She distances everyone from her heart so she doesn't get hurt again. Until that one day in the fateful coffee shop.

Who gives a fuck.

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