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When Harry got home, he certainly was not expecting the trail of rose petals leading to their bedroom, nor what he would find inside them. OR The Domestic!Drarry AU nobody asked for starring Horny!Harry, Nutella, and Draco in booty shorts.

"Hopefully 7 years down the lane I'll be fixing up an old man's broken ribs that were crushed by his grey-haired wife because he couldn't control his pants and kept grinding on a slut. Okay, maybe I went too far with that. But hey, one can have an imagination." Kiara is a funny, witty and intelligent woman who gets romantically involved with Carter Hughes, a highly ambitious investment banker. Everything seems to be going well until Kiara decides to go on a bachelor trip and meets someone that makes her wish that her genital could speak and decide for her. *Spoiler alert: This is not a book that is based on displaying sexual actions.*

Just some cute One-shots this book will be long. You loved Hisoka more then anything so you did anything and everything to make him happy.

When Harry looked into the Mirror of Erised, he certainly didn't expect to see... that.

Karasuno, Aoba-Josai, and Nekoma are all hanging out at the pool. Tsukishima doesn't want to get in the water. Kuroo is determined to get him wet, in more ways than one. * Also: Beware the tags. Don't like? DON'T READ. This is a work of fiction and in no way reflects real life. Thank you for understanding. Imported from AO3! 💖 * Credit for artwork goes to original artist. Not sure who they are, but here is where I found it: https://www.tumblr.com/search/kurotsuki%20hcs

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Lila had definitely chosen the worst day to spread a lie about her relationship with Adrien. After all, when proof to debunk the said lie is right in front of your eyes, it is hard to believe it. ~ "I'm not dating Lila, I don't know what she's told you, but she's lying-" Adrien tried to come clean to his classmates, but it seemed as if it didn't matter to them, instead... "Lila doesn't lie!" Kim intervened. Did he have to? "I can't believe you, after everything you said to me yesterday," Lila said in a fake broken voice, wiping her tears. "Yesterday?" "Yes! During dinner with your father!" "What dinner?" "Don't play dumb! Are you lying to just break up with me? I thought you were sincere!" And here she goes, crying again. The quartet all shared a look of "being utterly done with life right now". Was there any point in trying to make the truth come out? But Adrien didn't want to be known as a cheater. And he didn't want Nino to look like some kind of home wrecker. So, he made up his mind to show this little liar a piece of his way of thinking. ~ Main Pairing: Adrinino/Nino x Adrien (also contains implied sabrichloé) #Lila Rossi's lies are exposed (OneShot)