Sexjokes Stories

Just dumb jokes that could be offensive or could be wholesome. Who knows

This book is full of bad sex jokes and pick up lines from William and Glitchtrap. There are also a bunch of other ships that I'm slowly adding to the book. Enjoy the PUNny book. (This book is mainly WilliamxGlitchtrap, but I mainly ship all the FNaF characters with all sorts of other ones too.

I always wanted to make a real story

Random scenarios with my Total Drama OCs...that's it. feel free to request, just don't make it too stupid 😅 *quick note, I do not own the art, therefore, Daga-kotowaru(I refuse...and yes, I just made a JoJo reference) to take credit*

"Y-your a Villain!" He screamed He was meet with a glare that promised death "What. The. Hell. Did. You. Call. Me?" He said threateningly They tensed preparing themselves for a fight "It's true only villains kill people!" He said shakily "I'm not mad that you called me a villian, I am mad that you put me in the same category as those d-listers, I am a villian but I prefer the title ANTAGONIST" Bassically in a badass mc spawned into MY HERO, How will the story be affected by this? When there is no Midoriya in the story, how many new characters will be created? Who knows just read it if your bored and have nothing to do

This is a fanfiction about two of my great friends who I think would be adorable together. Mary and Justus. Hopefully they will be getting together soon. They might. (That description I believe was written by Mary, so I'll say my version. This was a callab between me and Mary, the odd parts are by me on here and the evens are on Mary's book. Basically, this fucked up joyride stars my best friend/ 'sister' Mary and a fucktard who in the end broke Mary's heart named Justus (they never dated, it was just Mary's unrequited love). Seriously, why do you think I discontinued it? That's why. Anyways, this also features our in real life friends and our group the Gay Group, including inside jokes, messed up shit, cussing from my parts, and love of all kinds, so don't like? Then do us all a favor and don't read. Yeah. By the way, I never shipped this pairing, it fucking sucked. Also, Mary made the cover as well. Yup.)

these are just cute little things that you should say every once in a while to your partner. and if you don't trust me, you're fucking smart. don't trust me at all dawg. I got most of these off of tik tok btw.

Debbies at work and Johnathan and Sock are left to do some annual spring cleaning. They do get it done- but not with a bunch of fucking around first also sock eats a hotpocket and fuCKIMG DIES- /J - Authors note: HIHIHI!! so just to preface. yes this is -largely_ unfinished since this was a fic i made back in august of this year. HOWEVER! this does not mean its abandoned. If you w\love this enough and wanna support me to keep going PLEASEE let me know! anyways, enjoy your precious idiot boys, i hope you have a nice read

Based on my discord friends 🤪

Read the title!! These are really lame so I hope no one EVER uses them lmao Send in ur lines if you think they are funny enough. Enjoy. Example: - Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.

"Oh. No. He can't mean that. Would Hinata seriously ask at the ass crack of dawn if Kageyama wanted to have sex? He'd say no, but it's Hinata in question. The same person who thought intercourse simply meant just walking into a class. -- Hinata pops the important question. If only Kageyama understood what he really meant." {word count: 4,689} {COVER ART FROM https://www.deviantart.com/bisho-s/gallery} {COVER ART FROM https://www.deviantart.com/bisho-s/gallery}

A SAT1RE F1C AB0UT MY 0CS!!! The goober gang dates everyone as a joke and things go horribly wrong

⚠️Contains slight yuri / yaoi, cussing and sex jokes --------------------------------------------- 5 motherfuckers get invited to a game , where they have to survive.

I'm just gonna wing it Only friends will understand my nicknames in this

Random "borrowed" jokes and some I've made up. Includes pickup lines and such.

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Story how I got sa'ed by a other female

Jokes I found