Sexjokes Stories

A SAT1RE F1C AB0UT MY 0CS!!! The goober gang dates everyone as a joke and things go horribly wrong

I didn't realize these seven things I said were suggestive in any way until Wattpad ruined my innocence. Now I understand what I said and for the most part, what they meant. Here are the seven things I remember saying as a kid that now sound super suggestive. If you are still at least mostly innocent, DO NOT READ THIS!!!!

I always wanted to make a real story

"Y-your a Villain!" He screamed He was meet with a glare that promised death "What. The. Hell. Did. You. Call. Me?" He said threateningly They tensed preparing themselves for a fight "It's true only villains kill people!" He said shakily "I'm not mad that you called me a villian, I am mad that you put me in the same category as those d-listers, I am a villian but I prefer the title ANTAGONIST" Bassically in a badass mc spawned into MY HERO, How will the story be affected by this? When there is no Midoriya in the story, how many new characters will be created? Who knows just read it if your bored and have nothing to do

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This is a fanfiction about two of my great friends who I think would be adorable together. Mary and Justus. Hopefully they will be getting together soon. They might. (That description I believe was written by Mary, so I'll say my version. This was a callab between me and Mary, the odd parts are by me on here and the evens are on Mary's book. Basically, this fucked up joyride stars my best friend/ 'sister' Mary and a fucktard who in the end broke Mary's heart named Justus (they never dated, it was just Mary's unrequited love). Seriously, why do you think I discontinued it? That's why. Anyways, this also features our in real life friends and our group the Gay Group, including inside jokes, messed up shit, cussing from my parts, and love of all kinds, so don't like? Then do us all a favor and don't read. Yeah. By the way, I never shipped this pairing, it fucking sucked. Also, Mary made the cover as well. Yup.)

just bros being bros and causing utter chaos - a haikyuu texting story - started: 4.20.2021 ended: N/A

Based on my discord friends 🤪

A gay spy named Mia Ricci and an even gayer doctor called Delilah Cortes decide to get married, the only problem? Well Delilah doesn't know Mia's a spy and all hell breaks loose when she finds out. Also the young sniper,deaf and blind dog and German stripper don't really help, but hey they'll laugh about this later.... You know, IF they live.

Read the title!! These are really lame so I hope no one EVER uses them lmao Send in ur lines if you think they are funny enough. Enjoy. Example: - Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.

Story how I got sa'ed by a other female

Random scenarios with my Total Drama OCs...that's it. feel free to request, just don't make it too stupid 😅 *quick note, I do not own the art, therefore, Daga-kotowaru(I refuse...and yes, I just made a JoJo reference) to take credit*

Our main protagonist, David Warhol, becomes depressed and lovesick after his recent breakup with his ex-girlfriend, Madison Oakley. Enough so that he goes on a dating app and finds a beautiful woman that he falls in love with almost instantly, Vanessa Wickerson. He believes she is practically perfect and would do anything for her to love him...anything. Although he thinks she's perfect at first, after he is invited to her house for dinner, he discovers she has a dreadful secret. Will this secret put a wrench in David's plans?

Sadao attempts to hit on Ayumu. (One-sided Sadao x Ayumu but this is like a joke because everything I post is sad.) Tw: sex jokes

these are just cute little things that you should say every once in a while to your partner. and if you don't trust me, you're fucking smart. don't trust me at all dawg. I got most of these off of tik tok btw.

Why the G3 shouldn't have a group chat

Just a funny book about my OCs and maybe a few of my favorite anime characters. Disclaimer: I don't own any of the anime characters mentioned, I only own my original characters. Enjoy!

Jokes I found