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Based on my discord friends 🤪

A SAT1RE F1C AB0UT MY 0CS!!! The goober gang dates everyone as a joke and things go horribly wrong

Just dumb jokes that could be offensive or could be wholesome. Who knows

Sadao attempts to hit on Ayumu. (One-sided Sadao x Ayumu but this is like a joke because everything I post is sad.) Tw: sex jokes

⚠️Contains slight yuri / yaoi, cussing and sex jokes --------------------------------------------- 5 motherfuckers get invited to a game , where they have to survive.

Why the G3 shouldn't have a group chat

I always wanted to make a real story

Kaii woke up after everything blacked out for him..next thing he knows, hes in hell! (continue reading too find out wtf happens, im making this up as I Update, Kaii is my OC and any other characters mentioned or used are mine unless said otherwise. )

Story how I got sa'ed by a other female

This book is full of bad sex jokes and pick up lines from William and Glitchtrap. There are also a bunch of other ships that I'm slowly adding to the book. Enjoy the PUNny book. (This book is mainly WilliamxGlitchtrap, but I mainly ship all the FNaF characters with all sorts of other ones too.

I didn't realize these seven things I said were suggestive in any way until Wattpad ruined my innocence. Now I understand what I said and for the most part, what they meant. Here are the seven things I remember saying as a kid that now sound super suggestive. If you are still at least mostly innocent, DO NOT READ THIS!!!!

"Y-your a Villain!" He screamed He was meet with a glare that promised death "What. The. Hell. Did. You. Call. Me?" He said threateningly They tensed preparing themselves for a fight "It's true only villains kill people!" He said shakily "I'm not mad that you called me a villian, I am mad that you put me in the same category as those d-listers, I am a villian but I prefer the title ANTAGONIST" Bassically in a badass mc spawned into MY HERO, How will the story be affected by this? When there is no Midoriya in the story, how many new characters will be created? Who knows just read it if your bored and have nothing to do

Read the title!! These are really lame so I hope no one EVER uses them lmao Send in ur lines if you think they are funny enough. Enjoy. Example: - Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.

Random scenarios with my Total Drama OCs...that's it. feel free to request, just don't make it too stupid 😅 *quick note, I do not own the art, therefore, Daga-kotowaru(I refuse...and yes, I just made a JoJo reference) to take credit*

Get Noob

Our main protagonist, David Warhol, becomes depressed and lovesick after his recent breakup with his ex-girlfriend, Madison Oakley. Enough so that he goes on a dating app and finds a beautiful woman that he falls in love with almost instantly, Vanessa Wickerson. He believes she is practically perfect and would do anything for her to love him...anything. Although he thinks she's perfect at first, after he is invited to her house for dinner, he discovers she has a dreadful secret. Will this secret put a wrench in David's plans?