Sexjokes Stories

these are just cute little things that you should say every once in a while to your partner. and if you don't trust me, you're fucking smart. don't trust me at all dawg. I got most of these off of tik tok btw.

Kaii woke up after everything blacked out for him..next thing he knows, hes in hell! (continue reading too find out wtf happens, im making this up as I Update, Kaii is my OC and any other characters mentioned or used are mine unless said otherwise. )

Just dumb jokes that could be offensive or could be wholesome. Who knows

Get Noob

"Oh. No. He can't mean that. Would Hinata seriously ask at the ass crack of dawn if Kageyama wanted to have sex? He'd say no, but it's Hinata in question. The same person who thought intercourse simply meant just walking into a class. -- Hinata pops the important question. If only Kageyama understood what he really meant." {word count: 4,689} {COVER ART FROM https://www.deviantart.com/bisho-s/gallery} {COVER ART FROM https://www.deviantart.com/bisho-s/gallery}

just bros being bros and causing utter chaos - a haikyuu texting story - started: 4.20.2021 ended: N/A

This is a fanfiction about two of my great friends who I think would be adorable together. Mary and Justus. Hopefully they will be getting together soon. They might. (That description I believe was written by Mary, so I'll say my version. This was a callab between me and Mary, the odd parts are by me on here and the evens are on Mary's book. Basically, this fucked up joyride stars my best friend/ 'sister' Mary and a fucktard who in the end broke Mary's heart named Justus (they never dated, it was just Mary's unrequited love). Seriously, why do you think I discontinued it? That's why. Anyways, this also features our in real life friends and our group the Gay Group, including inside jokes, messed up shit, cussing from my parts, and love of all kinds, so don't like? Then do us all a favor and don't read. Yeah. By the way, I never shipped this pairing, it fucking sucked. Also, Mary made the cover as well. Yup.)

Story how I got sa'ed by a other female

A gay spy named Mia Ricci and an even gayer doctor called Delilah Cortes decide to get married, the only problem? Well Delilah doesn't know Mia's a spy and all hell breaks loose when she finds out. Also the young sniper,deaf and blind dog and German stripper don't really help, but hey they'll laugh about this later.... You know, IF they live.

I'm just gonna wing it Only friends will understand my nicknames in this

Sadao attempts to hit on Ayumu. (One-sided Sadao x Ayumu but this is like a joke because everything I post is sad.) Tw: sex jokes

This book is full of bad sex jokes and pick up lines from William and Glitchtrap. There are also a bunch of other ships that I'm slowly adding to the book. Enjoy the PUNny book. (This book is mainly WilliamxGlitchtrap, but I mainly ship all the FNaF characters with all sorts of other ones too.

Based on my discord friends 🤪

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Jokes I found

Random "borrowed" jokes and some I've made up. Includes pickup lines and such.

Just a funny book about my OCs and maybe a few of my favorite anime characters. Disclaimer: I don't own any of the anime characters mentioned, I only own my original characters. Enjoy!