Sexjokes Stories

Random "borrowed" jokes and some I've made up. Includes pickup lines and such.

A gay spy named Mia Ricci and an even gayer doctor called Delilah Cortes decide to get married, the only problem? Well Delilah doesn't know Mia's a spy and all hell breaks loose when she finds out. Also the young sniper,deaf and blind dog and German stripper don't really help, but hey they'll laugh about this later.... You know, IF they live.

I'm just gonna wing it Only friends will understand my nicknames in this

Our main protagonist, David Warhol, becomes depressed and lovesick after his recent breakup with his ex-girlfriend, Madison Oakley. Enough so that he goes on a dating app and finds a beautiful woman that he falls in love with almost instantly, Vanessa Wickerson. He believes she is practically perfect and would do anything for her to love him...anything. Although he thinks she's perfect at first, after he is invited to her house for dinner, he discovers she has a dreadful secret. Will this secret put a wrench in David's plans?

A SAT1RE F1C AB0UT MY 0CS!!! The goober gang dates everyone as a joke and things go horribly wrong

Just a funny book about my OCs and maybe a few of my favorite anime characters. Disclaimer: I don't own any of the anime characters mentioned, I only own my original characters. Enjoy!

Why the G3 shouldn't have a group chat

Jokes I found

just bros being bros and causing utter chaos - a haikyuu texting story - started: 4.20.2021 ended: N/A

⚠️Contains slight yuri / yaoi, cussing and sex jokes --------------------------------------------- 5 motherfuckers get invited to a game , where they have to survive.

This is a fanfiction about two of my great friends who I think would be adorable together. Mary and Justus. Hopefully they will be getting together soon. They might. (That description I believe was written by Mary, so I'll say my version. This was a callab between me and Mary, the odd parts are by me on here and the evens are on Mary's book. Basically, this fucked up joyride stars my best friend/ 'sister' Mary and a fucktard who in the end broke Mary's heart named Justus (they never dated, it was just Mary's unrequited love). Seriously, why do you think I discontinued it? That's why. Anyways, this also features our in real life friends and our group the Gay Group, including inside jokes, messed up shit, cussing from my parts, and love of all kinds, so don't like? Then do us all a favor and don't read. Yeah. By the way, I never shipped this pairing, it fucking sucked. Also, Mary made the cover as well. Yup.)

I didn't realize these seven things I said were suggestive in any way until Wattpad ruined my innocence. Now I understand what I said and for the most part, what they meant. Here are the seven things I remember saying as a kid that now sound super suggestive. If you are still at least mostly innocent, DO NOT READ THIS!!!!

This book is full of bad sex jokes and pick up lines from William and Glitchtrap. There are also a bunch of other ships that I'm slowly adding to the book. Enjoy the PUNny book. (This book is mainly WilliamxGlitchtrap, but I mainly ship all the FNaF characters with all sorts of other ones too.

Debbies at work and Johnathan and Sock are left to do some annual spring cleaning. They do get it done- but not with a bunch of fucking around first also sock eats a hotpocket and fuCKIMG DIES- /J - Authors note: HIHIHI!! so just to preface. yes this is -largely_ unfinished since this was a fic i made back in august of this year. HOWEVER! this does not mean its abandoned. If you w\love this enough and wanna support me to keep going PLEASEE let me know! anyways, enjoy your precious idiot boys, i hope you have a nice read

Story how I got sa'ed by a other female

I always wanted to make a real story

Read the title!! These are really lame so I hope no one EVER uses them lmao Send in ur lines if you think they are funny enough. Enjoy. Example: - Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.

Based on my discord friends 🤪