Sexualhumor Stories

When Harry got home, he certainly was not expecting the trail of rose petals leading to their bedroom, nor what he would find inside them. OR The Domestic!Drarry AU nobody asked for starring Horny!Harry, Nutella, and Draco in booty shorts.

"Stop staring at me." she snaps, as if that would make me do what she asked. "It's my eyes, princess." I smirked, leaning back in my chair. "I wouldn't be staring at you if you didn't land us both in here." She scoffed, not bothering to give me a reply. ____________~____________ It's always his fault. And he doesn't seem to care. In fact, he revels in the attention he gets from causing a storm. Until she came along. Now he must decided if he is gonna corrupt her into being just like him or if maybe being a black sheep isn't the only thing he is good at. ****Description in progress****

Lila had definitely chosen the worst day to spread a lie about her relationship with Adrien. After all, when proof to debunk the said lie is right in front of your eyes, it is hard to believe it. ~ "I'm not dating Lila, I don't know what she's told you, but she's lying-" Adrien tried to come clean to his classmates, but it seemed as if it didn't matter to them, instead... "Lila doesn't lie!" Kim intervened. Did he have to? "I can't believe you, after everything you said to me yesterday," Lila said in a fake broken voice, wiping her tears. "Yesterday?" "Yes! During dinner with your father!" "What dinner?" "Don't play dumb! Are you lying to just break up with me? I thought you were sincere!" And here she goes, crying again. The quartet all shared a look of "being utterly done with life right now". Was there any point in trying to make the truth come out? But Adrien didn't want to be known as a cheater. And he didn't want Nino to look like some kind of home wrecker. So, he made up his mind to show this little liar a piece of his way of thinking. ~ Main Pairing: Adrinino/Nino x Adrien (also contains implied sabrichloé) #Lila Rossi's lies are exposed (OneShot)

Reader is the last single person at her office, and while she puts on a good front, she's lonely. Will dating apps find true love, or will she swear off romance for good?

After coming back to camp Arthur meets a very interesting man who seems hellbent on pissing him off Or A complicated love story between two people who should never have met in the first place (This is a random fanfic between Arthur Morgan and Satoru Gojo that me and my now ex-girlfriend made back in 2024 I believe and this fanfic was also made shittily by me and my ex-girlfriend taking both of our phone and doing the thing where you call a c.ai bot on each phone and just let them talk to eachother)

-in which Sehun finds Lisa's biggest secret by accident

hey i thought i'd post this here because people seemed to like the other two :) just to clarify this is not smut, i don't want to write smut and have no plans to.