Sexualhumor Stories

-in which Sehun finds Lisa's biggest secret by accident

After coming back to camp Arthur meets a very interesting man who seems hellbent on pissing him off Or A complicated love story between two people who should never have met in the first place (This is a random fanfic between Arthur Morgan and Satoru Gojo that me and my now ex-girlfriend made back in 2024 I believe and this fanfic was also made shittily by me and my ex-girlfriend taking both of our phone and doing the thing where you call a c.ai bot on each phone and just let them talk to eachother)

hey i thought i'd post this here because people seemed to like the other two :) just to clarify this is not smut, i don't want to write smut and have no plans to.

"Hopefully 7 years down the lane I'll be fixing up an old man's broken ribs that were crushed by his grey-haired wife because he couldn't control his pants and kept grinding on a slut. Okay, maybe I went too far with that. But hey, one can have an imagination." Kiara is a funny, witty and intelligent woman who gets romantically involved with Carter Hughes, a highly ambitious investment banker. Everything seems to be going well until Kiara decides to go on a bachelor trip and meets someone that makes her wish that her genital could speak and decide for her. *Spoiler alert: This is not a book that is based on displaying sexual actions.*

When Harry got home, he certainly was not expecting the trail of rose petals leading to their bedroom, nor what he would find inside them. OR The Domestic!Drarry AU nobody asked for starring Horny!Harry, Nutella, and Draco in booty shorts.

When Harry looked into the Mirror of Erised, he certainly didn't expect to see... that.

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Karasuno, Aoba-Josai, and Nekoma are all hanging out at the pool. Tsukishima doesn't want to get in the water. Kuroo is determined to get him wet, in more ways than one. * Also: Beware the tags. Don't like? DON'T READ. This is a work of fiction and in no way reflects real life. Thank you for understanding. Imported from AO3! 💖 * Credit for artwork goes to original artist. Not sure who they are, but here is where I found it: https://www.tumblr.com/search/kurotsuki%20hcs

i really must stop i know-, but this one will continue. This will definitely be the one finished story i've ever made. Enjoy!. A group of friends who met and hang out since middle school get transported to the transformers universe. Some are over the moon, others are so happy, but some are thinking this is gods punishment for something they did. One of them in particular thinks this is a blessing from primus himself.