Sexualhumor Stories

Lila had definitely chosen the worst day to spread a lie about her relationship with Adrien. After all, when proof to debunk the said lie is right in front of your eyes, it is hard to believe it. ~ "I'm not dating Lila, I don't know what she's told you, but she's lying-" Adrien tried to come clean to his classmates, but it seemed as if it didn't matter to them, instead... "Lila doesn't lie!" Kim intervened. Did he have to? "I can't believe you, after everything you said to me yesterday," Lila said in a fake broken voice, wiping her tears. "Yesterday?" "Yes! During dinner with your father!" "What dinner?" "Don't play dumb! Are you lying to just break up with me? I thought you were sincere!" And here she goes, crying again. The quartet all shared a look of "being utterly done with life right now". Was there any point in trying to make the truth come out? But Adrien didn't want to be known as a cheater. And he didn't want Nino to look like some kind of home wrecker. So, he made up his mind to show this little liar a piece of his way of thinking. ~ Main Pairing: Adrinino/Nino x Adrien (also contains implied sabrichloé) #Lila Rossi's lies are exposed (OneShot)

Just some cute One-shots this book will be long. You loved Hisoka more then anything so you did anything and everything to make him happy.

hey i thought i'd post this here because people seemed to like the other two :) just to clarify this is not smut, i don't want to write smut and have no plans to.

-in which Sehun finds Lisa's biggest secret by accident

i really must stop i know-, but this one will continue. This will definitely be the one finished story i've ever made. Enjoy!. A group of friends who met and hang out since middle school get transported to the transformers universe. Some are over the moon, others are so happy, but some are thinking this is gods punishment for something they did. One of them in particular thinks this is a blessing from primus himself.

I which Jisung shoves his two friend groups together on a camping trip. It turns very child inappropriate. :)

"Hopefully 7 years down the lane I'll be fixing up an old man's broken ribs that were crushed by his grey-haired wife because he couldn't control his pants and kept grinding on a slut. Okay, maybe I went too far with that. But hey, one can have an imagination." Kiara is a funny, witty and intelligent woman who gets romantically involved with Carter Hughes, a highly ambitious investment banker. Everything seems to be going well until Kiara decides to go on a bachelor trip and meets someone that makes her wish that her genital could speak and decide for her. *Spoiler alert: This is not a book that is based on displaying sexual actions.*

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When Harry got home, he certainly was not expecting the trail of rose petals leading to their bedroom, nor what he would find inside them. OR The Domestic!Drarry AU nobody asked for starring Horny!Harry, Nutella, and Draco in booty shorts.

"Stop staring at me." she snaps, as if that would make me do what she asked. "It's my eyes, princess." I smirked, leaning back in my chair. "I wouldn't be staring at you if you didn't land us both in here." She scoffed, not bothering to give me a reply. ____________~____________ It's always his fault. And he doesn't seem to care. In fact, he revels in the attention he gets from causing a storm. Until she came along. Now he must decided if he is gonna corrupt her into being just like him or if maybe being a black sheep isn't the only thing he is good at. ****Description in progress****