The last minute thoughts of brains before sleep takes over; translated into a series of short poems about various, not-particularly-connected things...
A TALE ABOUT A BOY WHO LOVED HIS STACHE DEARLY. AT SCHOOL PEOPLE WERE JEALOUS OF HIS AMAZING STACHE NAMED APRYL AND ALARA. THEY MADE IT THEIR MISSION TO SHAVE IT OFF. ADAM ENCOUNTERS MANY ISSUES DURING THE JOURNEY TO SAVE SAID MUSTACHE AND EVEN LOOSES PEOPLE BECAUSE OF IT. 20% BASED ON REAL EVENTS
After mistakenly chucking a stone through the window of dominatrix Vivian von Vesper, Aster Glass must pay the price. That is, of course, the complete relinquishment of her hair; head, body, and all.
Have you ever thought about how pieces of fruit feel when they are about to be eaten? Now you do.
A collection of (hopefully) hilarious short stories written in the point of view of pieces of fruit, most of which have major attitude issues (: