BBSlippers
(Trust me, the book is better than the cover)
I could start naming all the things wrong with my seventh grade life right now, from the x-bestie who shoots daggers at you to the sick brother who looks like he's going to puke any moment now, but that would take forever.
I could write about the best friend who has a dark secret that's splitting him and his half sister apart.
Or, I could write about my bestie (current) who I diagnosed is cracking underneath her optimist shell. And, is currently best friends with my other best friend.
But no, I'm writing about me, Shea Andrews, because although my life isn't covered in riches or protected by a seemingly indestructible shell, it is interesting. Or at least absolutely terrible.
Or not. I'm doing this because I can.
Therefore, I have dedicated one hour of my life every day to name the 101 things that make my life undoubtedly. Absolutely, terrible.
No. 1...
.. .. ..
"Happiness comes with a price." I nearly fell over laughing at that.
"Have you paid anything?" Sam asked me.
"No." I said.
"Are you happy?"
"Yes."
"Well, that'll be $6 please!"