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Hey shitass wanna see me write a fanfic? This idea came to me after seeing the pathetically small amounts of shitass fanfics. No need to fear, I will probably(not) finish this. I do not ship dream with some weird Minecraft character ok? This is a joke that I'm taking too seriously. No. 1 on #shitass 1/4/21

hEY SHITASs WANNA SEE ME MAKE A SHITASS X READER FANFICTIBON *HEAVY BREATHING IN MICROPHONE*

Mmmmmmmm yummy grape man want Succi boi so Monoshit comes up with plan to help him after finding out a shocking discovery involving little shit monodam mmmmmm yum yum I died from a stroke

HEY SHITASS WANNA SEE ME SPEEDRUN?

coffee is best cold

I'm gonna kms edit wrote this when I was 13 and it's still fire imo

lol loser.

Me x dream!!! No hate please🥺🫶

yeah

*WIP* Or wap 😏.... HELLLOOOO LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣/srs /😀 /sobbing Okay my bad, that was very I m p r o p e r of me. But ykk you can get a nice greeting if you just swipe up and read our 20 second note! But so yall can stay here for more than some jackshit promise (do people even read these lmao), I (dr) will give you (reader) a brief backstory bc im cool So basically blixer die lmao, why you might ask? Op cyan. Paradise then divides into two uprising beliefs.. The majority, or one could say SANE, opinion was that they had defeated Blixer for the better good.. paradise would finally be clear of its dark cloud! People could swim and drink the water flowing through their pipes! But on the contrary, people thought that he was a God that once walked among them. They sound pretty sussy don't they.. Well they were, and because he was worshipped so much among their marginalized group- they had attempted to bring Blixer back to life and resume the destruction of paradise once and for all. Can they be stopped in time before their goal is reached? Or will someone, just something, save them from round two of total annihilation. ⚠️WARNING!!⚠️ There might be like cursing and like arson and might get a little disturbing but we'll warning you if that ever happens. K bye lol

The life of shitass....

killing my self 💔

"Hey, shitass! Wanna see me speedrun killing this old lady?"

guy dies

lord im so sorry if youre reading this. basically its an inside joke with the rest of poopshitters and #1 in shat and shitting - 08/04/2021

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