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A Fairy's Bloody Day at Work (First Adventure) She is a fairy, but not one of those little girls who love flowers and wear pastel. No, she's a pessimistic tromatized bitch working for the government. Well, not a bitch because she acts like one but because she dosn't care about anything anymore. She works for a agence that keeps sending her team on missions more ridiculous and deadly then the next. She is the first fairy to ever have learned blood magic. It's probably killing her, but she doesn't really give a damn. She never was like the others. She always knew that fucking job would be the death of her. She just doesn't care enough to ask for a raise. Those are the weird adventures of a fairy who has nothing to lose, weird ass colleges and a shity job. That's Holga Del Louba's story (yes her name sounds funny, no she can't change it and yes she's over it) This story is me having fun, breaking loose. Lots of swearing and bullshit happening. That's the only reason for age thing, there's no sex or gore. It's really funny. Just warning you it is not serious. If you need a good laugh, come spend a day at HYDRO! You will regret it!

Kwite x springtrap returns?! But someone actually wrote an essay on why it should continue. So you go God damn I really need a hobby

There's an evil side to everyone no matter how hard they try to get rid of it but even then some are worse than others

As they gather around kitty city, The festive bells ring as you seek the pages of a open cat adventure, what will happen if you continue to seek the pages?

For Aubrey's birthday,I wrote this silly story about me living my dream. I HATE AUBREY SO MUCH SHES SUCH A HOE I HOPE SHE BURNS SLOWLY IN HELL GYUGYUFTYFTYFYTCTYF

Harry Styles runs you over with his car and apologises by inviting you to his house. Based on a really wacky dream I had one night. I haven't written a Wattpad story in a loooong time and I'm a bit rusty, so buckle up for a wild ride!

Samantha is dead, but her best friend Jacob isn't! ... yet. After their unfortunate passings, it's up to themselves to reappear in the living world, confess love, and find each other again. With the help of the daughter of Satan and an awkward cast of characters, the odds are on their side!

Diane wanted what most of us want- love. She wanted to have someone to depend on, contrary to what she used to think when she was younger. All she wants is a girlfriend but will she?

a love story where YOU, YES YOU, are the bodyguard to five nights at freddy's! but wait...the animatronics are *gasp* ALIVE!?!? enjoy this love story of FNAF <3

Made with Ai Dungeon

my friend wrote this and "yn" is her little sister we're uploading this as a joke

A high school girl going through high school Don't recommend not like the musical I hate school

this is just for all that randomness that countryhumans fandom is existing for! my other books have nothing to do with this unless they need to. anyways yeah ill update this is doopdoop years!! :D

As fate would have it, the ogre found himself in love with his greatest rival: Duloc's aspiring king. In an unexpected twist, Shrek, destined to loathe his enemies, falls for the one he despised the most. But the question remains-will the future king return his affections? Shrek x Lord Farquaad ⚠️18+ Scenes⚠️ Mild language.

❝If I died with my head between her thighs, I would die a worthwhile death.❞ OR Love returns through a series of DMs, heartbreaks and minor sexting. [ I do not own Riverdale or any of their characters, I just own the plot line and my own characters I've created for the purpose of this story ]

Journal for my forbiddin, messed up thoughts.

"It hurts most when the person you made memory's with becomes the memory " -natuto