Shitjokes Stories

*A Wild Vang Appears* *You, out of fear and shock, stabbed Vang 42 times in the chest* *What will you do?*

I decided to turn this ao3 story over to wattpad! Enjoy my super sugoi story y'all! Sayonara OUT! ao3 summary THIS IS SATIRE GUYSSSSS!! It's Chicop7 themed style It was a normal day Mario having to save the PEACHY princess nya *toots* oh excuse me.. But anyways this is the start of the story where the Mario bros felt something they didn't know! Come n look! It's gonna be rlly PEACHY!

Book: Read me!

⚠drabbles, over 5k, lots of profanity in slme chapters and may contain the occasional mature chapter.⚠ in which i carry out prompts that get stuck in my head. no concrete plot. 1*- Soulmates. Phrase - "Two less lonely people in the world."