Historias de Shitpasta

The soap stealer: Couple of days back in 2009 I was on the black market and wanted to find a shower with unlimited water that was free. I saw all of them were thousands of dollars. I then saw a shower for only $10. I bought it. The shower had a toilet, a TV, a toaster, a radio, and a golden shower curtain. About 7 weeks later and the shower was here I bring the shower into my house and take it. I was in for about 4 hours. Singing, washing, listening to the radio eating and watching TV. But then I heard a noise... "Huh?" I said. "Hello?" I said. "Who's there?" The noise grew louder. "Is Anyone there?" I said... Then there was static. Then it was nothing... I roamed around the house naked and saw nothing. I went back in the shower and saw there was no soap! Someone stole the soap! Then I heard piano music and then violin music. Then I saw a figure holding a pitchfork.... "No!" I cried... "You're coming with me!" The Grim Reaper said... The end...

Basically a parody of Max and Ruby 0004

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