Shitpost Stories

When Y/N woke up today, the last thing he expected was to hop to a post apocalyptic universe full of cyborg women where he would have the title of commander foisted upon him. Really, of all the people to lead a squad of soldiers, you picked the weird magic slingling seventeen year old who just randomly showed up and destroyed a rather large amount of the genocidal robots that forced you all underground barehanded? Okay yeah, putting it that way the decision seems kind of obvious. Ah well. It's not like he had anything better to do. Leading a squad of hot women sounds like a fun time. Running an outpost and filling out requisition forms though...he could do without all of that nonsense. //// "Rapi..." "Commander?" "We'll bang, ok?"

(Y/N) was always known as ''Bad Luck Bryan" because of how unlucky he is. One day, he encounters 4 weird-looking girls who are actually from another dimension?! How will (Y/N) deal with them? Is meeting them a part of his bad luck? who knows...

It's Forsaken Oneshots 💫 Fluff Angst Requests are open TW Blood Gore Death Self Harm Suicide -You are not alone- Notes - Please do not advertise your professions in my comments e.g discord links or accounts Grammar warning I may be slow because of Writers Block Research School (yes im a minor) Stuff -AR1IS5TR4NG3

i love these things link to the website: https://incorrect-quotes-generator.neocities.org/ https://perchance.org/incorrect-quote-generator Cover art: https://pepper-mint.tumblr.com/post/147500228186/cute-little-sans-doodle-3-i-suppose-this-is-from tw: cussing, and implicit mentions of violence (i mean, we are talking about the bad sanses here) There will be some implicit mentions of ships you might not agree with, go check out my bio for info about that- No characters used in this book belongs to me, this is a fanfic made purely for other people's (and my own) entertainment. If you think there is an issue with one of my books, please message me so we can work it out :)

This is Season 2 of my NIKKE: WW2 ISEKAI; if you haven't read the first season of this story yet, visit my profile, and there you can read Season 1 of this story.

One DAy 🩷Trumpie was working at Freddy fazbears 😍😘😘👅😛 But then he was fired by Woke 🫦JOHn CenA🧑🏿🌾👣👣. And he became A TUMBLR EMO 👅😘😍😍🐺. And he found his alpha discord mod😛💥🤠

Hehehe Here's a group chat with the SMGs Warning: Swearing Spoilers Gay shit Ships such as SMG34 Highest Rankings: #3 - messaging (Mar. 29 2023) #1 - smg4xsmg3 (Mar. 14 2023) #1 - smg34 (Mar. 18 2023) #2 - smg43 (Mar. 8 2023) #7 - shitpost (Mar. 2 2023)

I've decided that I have to much art piling up and I NEED everyone to see it 61 in Apple✨✨ 83 in my art 420 READS AUGUST 2024 HELLL YEEAH

Just random RPs and things that I'll make up when I want to (when I get bored of life XD) DISCLAIMER: I do not own any of the characters, they belong to their respectful owners THANK CHU! This is more of a shitpost book but whatever--

𝕭𝖆𝖆. m!genshin various x cult of the lamb male reader. Status: Unknown. what if instead of winning against narinder. you ,the lamb failed to exterminate him and thus getting you killed. but why was the crown not returned to its rightful owner? instead it followed you wherever you got sent to. no longer a lamb but instead a human, a white cape can only hide a part of you as you awoken to a whole new world. Teyvat will reshape itself for 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓪𝓬𝓻𝓲𝓯𝓲𝓬𝓮. [ Cult of the Lamb and Genshin Impact are not my Games nor do I claim them. they are rightfully credited to HoyoVerse and Massive Monster . ]

Hey I've seen a bunch of people do this, like a BUNCH OF PEOPLE DO IT. So I really wanna try and do it, I have alot of ideas. Not really But you can give me Ideas in the comments, I do Jotakak oneshots of, Jotaro X Fem Kakyoin, Fem Jotaro X Kakyoin, (might try some Fem Jotaro X Fem Kakyoin), or just original Jotakak!! I really hope you guys like these! I'm trying my hardest!!!!! So please bare with me!! Please bare with my terrible writing skills!!! {Cover Art Not Mine!}

uh yeah I sure hope it does Shit post a text story. this will be a Hanta Sero x Reader as it develops

fanart for wattpad writers, animators, ect and I might take requests (only if it's dandy's world/forsaken)

| The Second Shitstorm| sHIT FAM, I MADE ANOTHER BC I RAN OUT OF CHAPTERS, WELCOME TO THE SECOND ADDITION TO THIS SHIT POST, hA. I'll add random shit about the things that happen to me, what I've done or if someone tags me in something, the answer will be in here. aAAAAYE PLEASE DON'T SEND ME PM'S TELLING KUROO TETSUROU YOU LOVE HIM, AND YOU WANT TO BE HIS GIRLFRIEND, I'M NOT HIM. I'M JUST A HALF ASIAN TEEN THAT'S DRENCHED IN SARCASM AND QUICK COMEBACKS FROM AUSTRALIA. ALSO Y'KNOW, GELEN, SO YEAH. #SEMI EITA FOR PRESIDENT 2K20

mostly abt my interests tbh (hetalia, vocaloid, Utauloid,and danmeis...hehehwheh..)

Well this is my first time doing this shit. If I gotta give a description... You've got Y/N, a decently young, and *interesting*, to say the least, girl going to a high school with a bunch of Star Rail characters... but Y/N isn't any ordinary girl. Y/N: That's fucking right. Can you stop for one second? Y/N: "Can you stop for one second?" God you sound like such a fucking moron. ... See what I mean? Anyway... yea. A self aware Moody teenager... how could this go wrong? I don't even know if the story makes any sense. I also know no one is going to probably read this, so I'll write this and see what happens. Disclaimer: none of the pictures are mine. May not be able to put pictures in future chapters for a minute, will have to see.

Pls ignore the cover bleh something rlly random There is no logic in this and i might keep updating the chapters Images are from Pinterest or x (SERIOSLY WTF IS WRONNG W/ MY COMPUTER THAT SOME IMGS DIE OR VANISH OUT OF NOWHERE)

A very stereotypical in progress fanfiction about nam-gyu and thanos before the games took place (CHAPTER FOUR OUT 🔥) I'm planning on writing smut 😈 so enjoy when that happens

i show people my shit ideas also theres alot of ships? im throwing everyone in this shit!

❝𝐈'𝐦 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐞!❞ ❝𝐔𝐡𝐡- [𝐘/𝐍], 𝐈'𝐦 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐚𝐫𝐦 𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐞...❞ ❝𝐒𝐇𝐇𝐇𝐇! 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐫𝐮𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐢𝐛𝐞!!❞ •┈••✦☆✦••┈• In which Yuu, or should I say, [Y/N], is sent on many adventures! Heck, they might even go on one of your request! •┈••✦☆✦••┈• I do not own any of the Twisted Wonderland characters, as they are owned by Disney.