Shitpost Stories

Bang bang bang, it's a guideverse featuring the TCF cast. Read as Cale gets swamped just for existing as a guide in a world full of hungry, alpha, sweaty, rut-driven, male espers alongside your untrustworthy narrator. Also, I'm just writing this for fun. So don't expect anything to make sense. Read this if you know English. Also, length chapters are random. Don't cry baby.

Who doesn't love some incorrect quotes? Especially incorrect quotes about Pokemon characters! Also this is based off of the characters from the Pokemon Special/Adventures manga, but you don't need to read the manga for it to make sense. (kind of) Credits: https://twitter.com/pksptxt https://twitter.com/incorrectpksp https://incorrect-pokespe-quotes.tumblr.com/ ...And credits to incorrect quote generators, too! https://incorrectquotesgenerator.com https://perchance.org/incorrect-quote-generator

guh - famous quote from my non genetically bloodrelated sibling/voidling/radish

Pretty much the title. If there is a ship you don't like, tell me and I'll try to avoid posting them. 2-4 pictures per day Hope you laugh ◕‿◕ NOTE: All pictures go to their respective creators. # 2 shitposts out of 510 stories ranking # 212 random # 24 memes # 234 anime # 103 bnha # 45 deku # 56 todoroki # 36 allmight # 643 tododeku

[000]; The description; [Updated description : January 29, 2022]; =============== •Hello there, welcome to my book if you're new here. As you know, I post AUL drawings, Incorrect quotes, Headcanons and stuff in this book and sometimes other GameToons related (like RL, FNAFL, SGL etc.) or unrelated stuff, but basically most are all about AUL anyway. I hope you enjoy (even though I post so much shit lmao). •[Update August 21, 2023] : I remembered the day this book was created lmao. •This book was created in November 26, 2020. =============== •[Update August 21, 2023] : Added one more warning. •Warnings || This book may contain : -Suggestive words || Swearing. -Suggestive jokes. -Angst themes. -Blood || Gore themes. -Lgbtq+ and shipping stuff. -OOC [Out Of Character]. If you're uncomfortable with this, I recommend that you do not look through this book. Also I will put the warnings in a few chapters before. =============== •[Update April 8, 2022] : I'm not accepting art requests at the moment, If I'm out of ideas or something I'll re-open. •Cover by me. •Please don't steal, trace, copy my drawings. If Edit, re-post or use as pfp, give me the credits. •Inspirations are okay, I'm fine with it. •Fanarts of my designs (or my ocs) are always welcome. Please tag me if you have a fanart or something. •Remembering, all characters belong to GameToons but the designs belong to me. =============== •Rankings. [--/--/2021] #1 in Artstuff [--/--/2021]#2 in Artdump [04/06/2022]#1 in Artdump =============== •Begin : November 26 , 2020 •Completed : N/A =============== --Cadaver || Siicky [2022];

random stories that cross my mind while im high

A space for all of the fandoms I'm in to run loose, collecting fanfics, fanart and oodles and doodles of headcanons for their dearest indulgers. Oh, I do hope you'll join me in this plethora of shitposts. **DISCLAIMER** I do not own any of the media in this work, including The Twilight Saga, The Princess Switch 3 or the Friday Barnes series (Not limited to these! The amount of pop culture works I comment on is dependent to whatever I'm currently Viking with). The rights to these works belong to their respective authors, and this book is only intended to be a bit of batshit fun :)

A little girl left alone and abandoned by her own parents finds a pack a wolves and lives with them using her quirk to become a wolf and live with them. Adapting everything a wolf has but not learning the human way. After 4 years her father or the "alpha" of the pack decides it's better if his adopted daughter goes back with her kind. So he sends her off to find a natural home. She'll find love. Pain. A family. And maybe her long lost parents she never knew about.. Little shooks here and then have fun.more chapters coming out soon so um vote and stuff I don't care just enjoy my writing. *Don't forget to vote!*†★ Notes! -your 4 so your 8 when you leave -cussing! (it's bakugo duh.) -some crazy a/n shit at the end -update status: weekly(will try) -Editi's will happen every once in a while -oc some times*I will not bother the relationship between you and bakugo, despite the fact I love him so much for being fuckin adorable* -Im adding in another character who will be Aya's girlfriend (those who r homophobic then I hate you.if your chill about it and not a bitch then we cool.)

ya imma js dump my art right here heh (∩∀'*)

God, what am I even doing with my life right now?

The Cold War ends the moment America is captured. Stripped of control and kept under constant observation, he is placed somewhere unexpected under the direct authority of the Soviet Union. What begins as containment turns into routine. Rules replace bars. Silence replaces threats. Neither of them planned for this. And neither of them knows how it will end.

Hell survived Vox's little crash-out session, and a certain four demons are pretending that means they're perfectly fine. Alastor keeps smiling, keeps the radio humming, keeps everything neatly under control-because needing anyone would be a weakness, and he refuses to be caught with one. Especially now, at the height of his power. Unfortunately, an old emotion he once tried to bury is resurfacing, aimed at three people he very much does not need it for. Husk still acts like he's one bad hand away from walking out-but he doesn't anymore. He listens. He stays. That's new, and he hates how much it matters, especially now that the number of situationships around him has made actually giving a damn a real pain in the ass. Angel Dust is still stuck under Valentino's thumb, worked harder than ever now that Vox is out of the picture. Between survival and exhaustion, he doesn't have the time-or the energy-to process the fact that his feelings might be real... and worse, that they might actually work. Lucifer does what he does best: acting perfectly fine. He hides behind charm and smiles, telling himself that the unfamiliar thump in his chest is just delusion-that his heart couldn't possibly start beating for anyone again after Lilith. He doesn't realize he's already proving himself wrong. Against all of their better judgment, this relationship isn't built on fairytales or destiny-but on four broken demons avoiding affection as hard as they can, only to stumble into far too much of it by complete accident... and slowly, reluctantly, learning how to live with it. Somehow got 1# on wtf 1/5/2026

Made this out of boredom in my sister's acc bc idk how to make my acc here so.. Hi! <:]

I DONT KNOW I MADE IT FOR FUN LEAVE ME ALONE

Fresh Dreamswap shinanigans here! And also short stories and shitpost

tùy bút. Lưu ý, đây chỉ là cuốn lưu giữ những gì tôi viết trong lúc rảnh rỗi, nhân vật hoàn toàn thuộc về tựa game Identity V. Mọi hành vi đục thuyền sẽ bị tôi block. Btw các hiện tượng trong này một số là do tôi nghĩ ra, hoàn toàn không có trong sự kiện của game, còn lại thì sẽ có dựa theo một chút của cốt truyện game. Mostly JackJos OTZ Ngày 31 tháng 1 năm 2023.

while a fantasize abt the day i finally get discord, heres a bunch of themes i built for myself to use (that you can TOO!)

"𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘧𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘮𝘦, 𝙃𝘼! 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘦𝘴𝘵!" ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ 𝙊𝙇𝙇𝙔 𝙋𝙄𝙇𝙂𝙍𝙄𝙈 𝘮𝘦𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮𝘴, 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝙎𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙉 𝙀𝙑𝙄𝙇 𝙀𝙓𝙀𝙎 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦. 𝖣𝖨𝖲𝖢𝖫𝖠𝖨𝖬𝖤𝖱 : - 𝖳𝖧𝖨𝖲 𝖲𝖳𝖮𝖱𝖸, 𝖮𝗅𝗅𝗒 𝖯𝗂𝗅𝗀𝗋𝗂𝗆 𝖳𝖺𝗄𝖾𝗌 𝖮𝖿𝖿 𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗋𝗍𝖾𝖽 𝗈𝖿𝖿 𝖺𝗌 𝖺 𝗌𝖺𝗍𝗂𝗋𝗂𝗓𝖾𝖽 𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗌𝗂𝗈𝗇 𝗈𝖿 𝖲𝖯𝖳𝖮 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝗉𝖾𝗈𝗉𝗅𝖾 𝗐𝖾 𝗄𝗇𝗈𝗐 𝖨𝖱𝖫, 𝖺𝗅𝗍𝖾𝗋𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗈 𝖻𝖾 𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝗈𝗐𝗇 𝖮𝖢'𝗌. 𝗘𝗡𝗝𝗢𝗬 : 𝗜 𝗚𝗨𝗘𝗦𝗦?

(Adrien x Reader | Miraculous Ladybug serious slowburn shitpost fic) Having lived all their life in a small town, (Y/N) never expected to become one of Paris' superheroes in their teenage years. Not only that, but they have two different appearances, and it seems that nobody can figure out that the two of them are actually the same person. Adrien has fell for their two sides, both the friendliness, happiness and jokes and the quick-thinking, liberty and individuality Will he be able to chose one, or will he realize they were the same person all along? (Gender neutral reader, so please correct me if I write them female sometimes)

"Chara" "Yeah cross" "I'm bored" (This is just a very short shitpost book of cross) Edit- This became a frick au but it still ShItPoSt