histórias de Shitpostbook

This is just a shitpost in the form of a book. You can read it if you want random facts about me and stuff.

(So, as you're reading this, I accidentally deleted my description and I'm fucking PISSED. I WAS AT LIKE, ONE THOUSAND EIGHTY HUNDRED AND SOMETHING NOW I GOTTA START ALL OVER AGAIN AKAGKDVAKAHSKDHJS) If you're a guy, come on in, but if you're a girl, just change the "he" and stuff to "she", oh, and become a shemale. If you ARE one, then just follow the boys. You'll know what to do next. The Wii Girl... They say that she's been single since.. well, forever! Rejected every man/woman that has ever asked her out. Not you though. N-NOT SAYING THAT YOU ASKED HER OUT BUT UHH- I'm saying that moto moto likes you. Yes. She might have a crush on you And you might have a crush on her. I mean, who woulda thought, you know? An easy target to pick on (you), dating a star(Wii Girl)? .... Heh I guess some people ARE lucky after all. It was that one day. That one brush of your hands~. That one smile~. ...That one day where you accidentally spilt your double ristretto venti nonfat organic chocolate brownie frappucino extra hot with foam and whipped cream upside down double blended Starbucks coffee on her blue cocktail dress, and had to buy her dinner. It all came down to this. (Y/N) (L/N), also known as Bullseye. Not because you had a good aim, but because you were a good target. Every kid used to pick on you, even the quiet ones. (Trust me, you know shit's real when the quiet kid does something that's not quite their cup of tea) Your parents left you for dead, and your other family members thought less of you. "Pathetic." They said. "Can't even get a fucking job." WELL YOU'LL SHOW THEM. YOU'LL KICK THEIR FUCKING ASS AND TELL THEM THAT YOU WON'T TAKE BEING CALLED PATHETIC AND WORTHLESS ANYMORE. Thanks for coming to my TEDTalk, comment #cheese if you're still reading, and thank you for being a veteran and going through that shit of a description. Also, you do have a job but your bravery is the equivalent of shit, so you don't really have the guts to face them about it.

Just a bunch of random stuff about my fav book series, The Elementia Chronicles!

stuff i wrote for school idk

Making this because I'm bored af

Haha I have no idea what I'm doing-

since i have ideas, but not enough for whole ass stories, im gonna put short krbk stories in this shit post book youre welcome each chapter is a different story so theres gonna be a lot of words (this takes more time than i thought) i do not own bnha or its characters yada yada blah blah on w the stories #1 shortscenarios 》6-12-22

uh, just gacha shit I guess

It's meme time It's meme time keeps your sadness and depression away

Ask or Dare these guys! I got bored lol

A shitpost book that consists of recipes of how you can create a certain fandom. NOTE: DO NOT TAKE ANYTHING SAID HERE SERIOUSLY. IT IS ONLY A JOKE! And remember: The worst of a fandom can be easily overshadowed by the wonderful amazing things a fandom can do CX

idk I will throw some random shet in this book. also follow me 😚😚😪😪😥😥😥😢😢