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❝𝐇𝐦? 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐚 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐦? 𝐍𝐨 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬. 𝐀𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐥𝐥, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐞.❞ ────────────˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ ❝Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.❞ ────────────˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ "Imagine being in this universe. Never thought it would be a long journey, huh? Not mentioning it's a pain in the ass, but it's all on me. I have to protect that universe so it would be balanced. Hm? Don't worry, you will know my true intentions later." ────────────˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ ❝ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴀ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀꜰᴜʟ ɢᴏᴅ ʜᴀꜱ ʙᴇᴇɴ ʀᴇɪɴᴄᴀʀɴᴀᴛᴇᴅ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴀ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀꜰᴜʟ ᴘʜʏꜱɪᴄ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇɴ ᴛᴜʀɴᴇᴅ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴀ ʜᴇʀʀꜱᴄʜᴇʀ ᴘʀᴇᴠɪᴏᴜꜱʟʏ ɪɴ ʜᴇʀ ᴏʀɪɢɪɴᴀʟ ᴜɴɪᴠᴇʀꜱᴇ. ꜱᴛɪʟʟ ʜᴀᴠɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴀꜱᴛ ᴏᴠᴇʀᴘᴏᴡᴇʀᴇᴅ ɢᴏᴅ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀʙɪʟɪᴛɪᴇꜱ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀꜱ ᴡᴇʟʟ ᴀꜱ ɴᴇᴡ ᴏᴠᴇʀᴘᴏᴡᴇʀᴇᴅ ᴘʜʏꜱɪᴄ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴇʀʀꜱᴄʜᴇʀ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀꜱ, ꜱʜᴇ ꜱᴛɪʟʟ ᴄᴏɴᴛɪɴᴜᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴛʀᴀᴠᴇʟ ᴠᴀʀɪᴏᴜꜱ ᴜɴɪᴠᴇʀꜱᴇꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅɪᴍᴇɴꜱɪᴏɴꜱ ᴄᴏɴᴛɪɴᴜɪɴɢ ʜᴇʀ ᴇᴠᴇʀʟᴀꜱᴛɪɴɢ ᴊᴏᴜʀɴᴇʏ, ᴜɴᴛɪʟ ꜱʜᴇ ᴡᴀʟᴋ ᴜᴘ ᴜᴘᴏɴ ᴀ ᴜɴɪᴠᴇʀꜱᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ꜱʜᴇ ᴛᴏᴏᴋ ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴇꜱᴛ ɪɴ ɪᴛ. ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴊᴏᴜʀɴᴇʏ ʟᴇᴀᴠᴇ ʜᴇʀ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ʟᴇꜱꜱᴏɴ? ᴏʀ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ꜱʜᴇ ᴛᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴀ ʟᴇꜱꜱᴏɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇ ʜɪꜱᴛᴏʀʏ?❞

When Y/N woke up today, the last thing he expected was to hop to a post apocalyptic universe full of cyborg women where he would have the title of commander foisted upon him. Really, of all the people to lead a squad of soldiers, you picked the weird magic slingling seventeen year old who just randomly showed up and destroyed a rather large amount of the genocidal robots that forced you all underground barehanded? Okay yeah, putting it that way the decision seems kind of obvious. Ah well. It's not like he had anything better to do. Leading a squad of hot women sounds like a fun time. Running an outpost and filling out requisition forms though...he could do without all of that nonsense. //// "Rapi..." "Commander?" "We'll bang, ok?"

Basically Kris becomes a complete recluse after Dess leaves TW: Deals with topics such as Grooming & SA, Self-Harm, Bullying, and Gender Dysphoria Reminder if you relate to ANY of these topics to please reach out and tell a trusted adult or friend! REMINDER THIS IS A W.I.P THE MAIN PLOT WILL MOST LIKELY BEGIN IN CHAPTER 2. THIS WILL NOT FOLLOW THE NORMAL ROUTE OF DELTARUNE.

Meet Y/n L/n. A 4th year highschool student at Ohio's school for the Demented- Special, school for the special, and an absolute menace to society along with the group of chuckle fucks he calls friends. And finally after a month of back to back to back exams it's finally summer vacation. And as per tradition in Y/n's friend group, summer vacation is primd opportunity to earn some fat cash inform of betting who will have the best, most craziest, most bat shit insane holiday out of everyone. And now it's up to Y/n to decide. Will he come out ontop with craziest summer vacation or will he loss and have to pay $100 loser fee. Or will he walk away with baddest baddies? Find out in "A Vacation To RIVAL Them All"

Bio book because everyone is doing it and stupid fomo (fear of missing out) is really creeping up on me. Hehe rah rah

these mini-stories are some of my surreal dreams (i have very, very WEIRD dreams), specially about cookie run kingdom. THIS STORY ISN'T GOING TO REPLACE MY OTHER PURELILY FANFIC DW, AND ITS AN UNSERIOUS THING!!

Tired of stereotypical stories? Always the same old story? Then read this story and feel the emotional roller coaster 😈

Otra fanfic bodrio, no hay mucho que decir. Resumen resumido: Daphne emo, Daphne es convencida para no saltarse las clases de E.F, conoce a una chica que le cambiara la vida y lo demás tendrás que leer tu mismo para no quedarte con la duda. (Quitenme la compu pls)

This is not a story as you can tell. I was bored and decided to make this. Partly cus why not and partly cus I do in fact love Lan Xichen. I love Lan Xichen. Maybe I'll make a Chifeng-zun version because I love him too🤔 P. S. this is non fiction because my love for him is not fictional. As in...its not fake if you get me

A self insert of the author of this story turns into a self aware Dreepy with all his memories intact in the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe but instead of becoming a hero that does dungeon crawling, he becomes a dishwasher in Spinda's Cafe where the story turns into a surreal workplace sitcom full of: fourth wall breaking, reality warping nonsense, and pure internet humor. IBADTADITPU may include:

[𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐲𝐞𝐭...𝐍𝐞𝐫𝐮 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝𝐬 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐠] 𝐢 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐬𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐚 𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐥𝐨𝐢𝐝,𝐅𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐌𝐄 Cover by : me <3

Exactly what the title says. This is easily the dumbest shit I've ever thought to do in this site.

Cover art credits to pyunrim on X Banner meme credits to deerestapple on Pinterest shitpost

Hi. This book has shitposts. Bye.

so, this is a total shit post that I am creating with my friend for fun. Do NOT take this seriously. Conversion therapy does NOT help or is good for your health. enjoy and hopefully have a good laugh

Don adds all of the contestants from Ridonculous Race into a group chat to catch up after 10 years. This can only end badly

hellaur

exactly what the title says so... if you see a character with a name it does not belong to me(unless I specify it is made by me) art also does not belong to me

I've decided that I have to much art piling up and I NEED everyone to see it 61 in Apple✨✨ 83 in my art 420 READS AUGUST 2024 HELLL YEEAH 30 in countryballs

Ngl I was surprised of the lack of OO content on here