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When Y/N woke up today, the last thing he expected was to hop to a post apocalyptic universe full of cyborg women where he would have the title of commander foisted upon him. Really, of all the people to lead a squad of soldiers, you picked the weird magic slingling seventeen year old who just randomly showed up and destroyed a rather large amount of the genocidal robots that forced you all underground barehanded? Okay yeah, putting it that way the decision seems kind of obvious. Ah well. It's not like he had anything better to do. Leading a squad of hot women sounds like a fun time. Running an outpost and filling out requisition forms though...he could do without all of that nonsense. //// "Rapi..." "Commander?" "We'll bang, ok?"

Being a Commander is hard work. Balancing his time in the field with his personal life is a delicate balance that Y/N teeters on. Aka, oneshots about bond stories (for the not so plot relevant Nikkes) and outpost encounters because they would take up way too many chapters in the main Nikke book. Also not in any particular order, because fuck timelines.

So uhh this is DW X Forsaken if they had a group chat together :D Hope y'all like it or smth idk I SUCK :D TW: MISCHARACTERIZATION RAHHHHHHHHH HOW DO YOU SPELL THAT Author's Note: HOW TF DID THIS GET OVER 10K VIEWS- YOU ARE ALL CRAZY I do not support Qwel nor do I support the previous owner of Forsaken (Soul). I simply love the characters.

Filled With Either Random Scenarios Of Existing Ones Or Funny Drawings Cuz I Get Obsessed Easily Whenever I Join RPs I Like So I Post Abt It A Lot - Also A Reason To Make Another Book So I Have More Books In This Acc And To Not Seem Annoying In My MB

A self insert of the author of this story turns into a self aware Dreepy with all his memories intact in the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe but instead of becoming a hero that does dungeon crawling, he becomes a dishwasher in Spinda's Cafe where the story turns into a surreal workplace sitcom full of: fourth wall breaking, reality warping nonsense, and pure internet humor. IBADTADITPU may include:

❝Being teleported to a random underworld realm is definitely NOT on my bingo card. I don't even know you guys! Why am I even here? And you guys are....weird as hell.❞ 𔓘⋆⊱༻𖥸༺⊰⋆𔓘 In which a definitely not your ordinary girl, Kokoro Tsugumi, suddenly got summoned out of nowhere, finding herself unexpectedly summoned by someone...or something in such a environment of Diabolik Lovers. Why though? Why must she have to suffer through this despite suffering enough already? Filled with annoyance and curiosity, Kokoro has no choice but to play along until the moment is right. After some time, the brothers and the rest of the cast notice how there seems to be more than the surface. Because beneath all of her vibrant exterior, there lies a deeper story, as she seems to keep everyone at a distance, drawing them in with her enigmatic and serene presence towards everyone with an arm's length. They say angels have pink hair---and Kokoro Tsugumi may be one minus the actual hair color, but definitely not the way you may usually think of. Why do you think that is? 𔓘⋆⊱༻𖥸༺⊰⋆𔓘

uhh hi<33 i'll upload a poll each day, you can lowk just answer('▽')

Who doesn't love some incorrect quotes? Especially incorrect quotes about Pokemon characters! Also this is based off of the characters from the Pokemon Special/Adventures manga, but you don't need to read the manga for it to make sense. (kind of) Credits: https://twitter.com/pksptxt https://twitter.com/incorrectpksp https://incorrect-pokespe-quotes.tumblr.com/ ...And credits to incorrect quote generators, too! https://incorrectquotesgenerator.com https://perchance.org/incorrect-quote-generator

In this badly written "creepypasta", I'll be literally writing the first thing that comes to mind. I'm not even going to struggle with making it make sense. Not because I don't care, but because my head is currently full of tasks that proper flow of ideas is difficult. So, to help my ideas flow and confidence grow, I'll make an attempt to just make something first to later perfect it. That means: there's hope for this story; it'll become a better-redacted story someday. Despite my underdeveloped writing skills, I promise you, reader, that NO GENERATIVE A.I. WAS USED FOR THIS STORY. Machines will never be able to replicate my stupidity.

As you walk through America's past, step by step, you'll get closer to the truth, but will you and the other countries ever get there?

Basically, This was ALL of the Brawlin' Insanity related things come in this booklet!

a collection of our *𝓫𝓮𝓼𝓽 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓴* id give this a read if i were you writer 1// 💀 writer 2// ⭐ writer 3//👊🤠 writer 4// 👁〰️👁 writer 5// 🤥

Albuquerque East High is supposed to be the most progressive, PR‑friendly school in New Mexico... so of course it's a disaster. Between taxpayer-funded K-pop pep rallies, mandatory "mindfulness" workshops, and a Student Council that runs the halls like a pink-washed dictatorship, the air here is thick with manufactured joy and desperate clout. It's a place where the social hierarchy is decided by TikTok views, and the chemistry teacher looks like he's one bad day away from a very violent career change. Into this circus walks Sebastian Vale: a gothic shadow with an old‑school 80s aesthetic, a razor‑sharp tongue, and a hatred for clout culture. He fronts a niche goth band called The Stigmata, hangs with the art freaks and rivetheads, and would rather set himself on fire than join Drama Club or Glee. The only thing weirder than the fact he might be psychic is that he's one of the few actually sane people on campus. Colliding with him-literally-is Lexi Monroe: East High royalty, Cheerios darling, social media it‑girl, and self‑branded "future icon." She lives online as @LexiLuxe, drives a pink Mercedes, wears Lava Springs money, and thinks "goth" means Billie Eilish core. One hallway crash, one spilled latte, and one ill‑fated eye contact later, Lexi decides Sebastian is her next project: the brooding goth boy she'll turn into the internet's newest aesthetic obsession. He wants to stay underground. She wants him to go viral. Surrounded by Wildcats, Plastics, Glee kids, skaters, juggalos, conspiracy nerds, foreign exchange weirdos, and a chemistry teacher who's one bad day away from breaking bad, Sebastian and Lexi stumble into a messy, darkly comic romance. This is a story about love, cliques, and the ugly truth behind "picture‑perfect" high school culture. Welcome to East High, where not everyone sings, not everyone is okay, and the real drama isn't on the stage, it's in the comments.

unfortunately, they did not

idk lol

(SHITPOST) Six old men, one beach. I know there's more than one beach in alola but that's catchy y'know makes you think Six old men? That's a lot of men for one beach Especially when those men are The Pokémon villains

fuck xiao art cover originally made by kkaags from pixiv wait... how tf did i get a ranking??

This is for my discord friend group (also thumbnail art by me) ‼️|DONT READ THIS IT IS CANCELLED|‼️

collective one shots of yutamaki, please don't slander me for my chopped ass writing 🥲🥲

Idk just.....enjoy looking at my bad art ¯\_(ツ)_/¯