Shitstain Stories

basically what the title says.

Lol pls read

The title high school au babes ew this is satire (or is it)

Smutty....B-B-Bazinga!!.. ONLY ME AND DRACO!! Shit as well btw pookie (Satire, don't kill me 🥺🥺🥺)

OMG I'M OMG OMG SO HOT MY OTP OMGGG (this is a joke)

everyone ignore this except for them. yk who you are

A/N: We decided to write a fanfiction about the two homophobic boys in our class! "His shit stained pants... I can't hide it anymore..it smells so nice..."

the tragic tale of darlene, paris, and briana😩 "you smell like shit." "yeah?" "yeah."