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This is a universe where izuku has a quirk called genetic recognition that allows you too see the genetics of anyone and do anything with it but he accidentally uses it on him self so he goes through many what he calls illusions and doesn't know whats real and goes through many lifes of possibilities aka universe izuku

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❛❛ೃ⁀➷ you have 1 new notification from ASSHOLES! Bwitish John: Who the fuck ate all the crisps??? stupid john: not me Holy John: I don't even eat those Insane john: I dOn't know silence: wait wtf why are u speaking like that Insane john: My keybadd broke :/ manwhore: your what stupid john: shut up edward and go back to ye old farm Bwitish John: It was one of you patriots, admit it!!!! manwhore: john shut up i ate your stupid chips Bwitish John: What, no?? Clearly you didn't coffee bowl: he literally did. i saw him eating them at 2 am while he cried watching "On A Clear Day You Can See Forever" manwhore: NOT MY FAULT THE DOCTOR IS HOT stupid john: i think neddy has a type 💀 Kite: I don't see what this means ?? somebody pls explain the blood of angry men: it means he has a thing for doctors Insane john: But the doctor fRoM OACDYCSF (Yes, I knOW that's a bad Acronymm) is a therapist or something, so it doesn't make sense silence: nevertheless, he's still a doctor so it counts coffee bowl: wtf the coffee machine is broken Insane john: Oh good GOdf❜❜ -- in which 1776 (and les mis) chat. this is a shitty crossover