Shoppingcart Stories

Kermit gets choked at Walmart watch

"They were like three half-naked supermodels with bedhair and matching movie star grins. What did I get myself into...?." Serena Jones an eighteen year old graduate, is moving out into a loft in New York. Only, she isn't moving in with any old friends or a girl going to the same universty... she's moving in with three handsome, young college boys who are wilder than she's used to. They pull pranks, laugh and even try to cheer her up with girly movies. As friendship with them unravels as do some feelings... And with a complicated past which made her run, Serena is stuck somewhere between her wants and her fears.

I will talk about random stuff

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I don't even fucking know. This is a real owie I had k. AAAAHHHHHH this is the prequel to 5 words....i'm sorry...wooof

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The sink is submissive but its convincing, you don't even realize that the drugs you ate off the Walmart cookie container while shopping today is causing this, it's spout is wet and dripping waiting for you to come closer, it's words draw you closer as you are mesmerized by its soothing voice. The sink stretch and become longer and easier to use, you put your hands on his handles and the tap let's out a low moan.

Two lovers, meant to be, meet for the first time in a parking lot late at night. They fall in love and have many adventures together. Read to witness the greatest ship of all time.

This story is filled with sillyness from puking rainbow unicorns to a shopping cart with a broken wheel. It is here to make you laugh or to make you cry it depends on your mood.

THIS IS A JOKE DONT HATE

just some of my wierd ass dreams ive had, some of it is a little made up bcs i cant rememebr every deatail but the storyline and characters are all the same

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Have u ever wondered what a shopping cart thinks about life well heres your answer